Just a random thought, but could we maybe petition Joe Brady to change his last name?
Every time I read something like "Brady has done blah-blah for the Bills..." I have a nearly overwhelming urge to strangle someone....
Goddamnmnn:
1. predictive text (it's AI powered for extra *****-ups!)
2. losing my reading glasses at inconvenient times
3. my gnarled sausage fingers
I think that covers it!
edit: 4. and silly cuss filters
They left themselves an out with this "all three elements must be present" crap, so they can always say "in our judgment, element #3 (or whatever) wasn't present...."