Jon in Pasadena

I once went deep into some old Usenet archives, searching for any info I could find on a particular motorcycle-related topic. Wasn't having much luck, but finally stumbled across a promising post. As I read through the post I started thinking to myself, wow, this is *almost* the information I need; this guy really seems to know what he's talking about! So I scrolled back up to the top to see who the author was... and yeah.

Thanks, I'd completely forgotten about that!

I actually met the real Marlboro Man (Darrell Winfield) back in 1979, when we had a field trip to Wyoming. He was an actual cowboy, and scarier than sh*t to a bunch of teenage city boys. A bunch of other actors were in the MM commercials over the years, but none of them could hold a candle to Mr. Winfield.

I don't get it.

On the video he says "I swear to God I'll kill you. On everything I love I'll kill you. I'll real deal kill you" while showing multiple guns. Just curious, how much more explicit would he need to be? Like, would he need to say "I pledge my life, my fortune, and my sacred honor, that at exactly 4:25pm on the afternoon of January 20th, 2022 A.D., I shall murder you in cold blood, in the Conservatory, with the revolver." ??

That's one way to get on Hard Knocks...

Wrong color jersey.

$30M well spent. Or was it $40M ?

Especially on 3rd down. If you're gonna run that crap, do it on 2nd down, IMO.

Nice play design!

Just turrible.

Oh boy.

HOF !

Mills just pooped himself

Yeah, with 74 passing TDs, Josh is currently #5 on Bills all-time list. #3 is Fitzmagic (80), so Josh will easily hit that by mid-October He has a ways to go to catch Jimbo for total TDs. I think it's like 244 or something (237 + 7), but at his current pace he'll do it on his existing contract...

I saw the stat posted that with his 26th rushing touchdown against WFT, Josh is now the Bills franchise career leader in rushing touchdowns by a quarterback. I was curious where that puts him overall among all rushers, including running backs, in the Bills franchise rushing TD career list, so I checked out the numbers at pro-football-reference.com (as of the time of this posting they still have Josh at 25, but we know it's 26 now.) If I'm reading those numbers correctly, Josh is already tied (with Antowaine Smith) for 7th place all-time on the Bills for rushing TDs. That was surprising to me, but even more surprising is that he's already passed LeSean McCoy (25), and the only Bills RBs between Josh and OJ (57) are Travis Henry (27), Wray Carlton (29), Freddie Jackson (30) and Cookie Gilchrist (31). Josh might conceivably be in 3rd place all-time on the Bills after this season (!) Amazing. Btw, #1 is Thurman with 65. Dunno if Josh will ever catch OJ or TT but if he plays another 10 years...

Nope... Sunday Morning Coming Down was last week...

Alas, 10 years too late for Levitre, Wood & Wang...

Wouldn't that mean he stinks?

Bad snap.

"Personal foul, #42 on the offense - tripping opponent with a flaming whip. Fifteen yard penalty and the player is ejected from Middle Earth."

Watching Belichick coach against Anthony Lynn feels like a WWE referee should jump in to stop the fight. Ha ha - When I wrote that I was actually thinking WBA, but I guess my fingers recognized how farcical it really was and typed WWE for me...

"Hold my beer." --JA

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