Jon in Pasadena

^^^ This. I was beginning to think I was the only one who's high on Javon Baker. I just think he's going to be a really good player in the league. JB, McConkey, Shakir & Samuel is a pretty solid receiver room. JA17 can work with that. Especially with Kincaid getting even more involved this year. If Beane somehow swings a deal to bring in someone like Aiyuk, that would be the cherry on top.

Right there with you, brother! --Kevin Kolb

Child-bearing hips?

I went to a Time Hortons next week. You are really gonna hate this draft.

There'd be more exploding heads than in Scanners...

Is his lifestyle coach Travis Henry?

His son is available. I might take a flyer on him on Day 3.

In possibly related news, a mysterious unnamed investor just bought a massive number of shares in Surtex Instruments, a leading manufacturer of eye-spoons.

Did someone roofie you?

You enjoy your 20 yard pony ride.

Or "Crabs". I pity the fool DT who has to take on that double team.

Oh, just realized he's a C. I predict Josh goes 100% shotgun. Just in case.

14 years ago we had Levitre, Wang, and Wood. Eventually it catches up with you.

DK also missed the Giants game, I believe, while recovering from the concussion he got in the ***** London game. He very likely would have gone over 700yds receiving for the season if he played that game.

We're definitely winning the Cabaret Skills portion of the skills competition this year.

At your age, that's really about the best you can hope for. 🤷‍♂️

Gonna go out on a limb here, and predict that the Chargers are not going to ask Aaron Donald for any money. 🤣

That's one hell of a pr0n addiction. Respect!

Tidal forces.

Still have PTSD from that. 😖

A very hygienic carpenter.

"We suck smarter!"

My friend's wife wanted to throw a surprise birthday party for him, and asked me if we could use my place. I said "sure." I never thought to ask how many guests were coming or who they were. I figured it would be mainly friends we had in common. Well, my friend is a writer, and unbeknownst to me, he worked on a bunch of films back in the day and has kept in touch with many of the people he worked with, all of whom were evidently invited to the party. So a stream of bizarre Hollywood folks showed up at my house, including "Red Foreman". Craziest was when the T1000 rolled up on a Harley. We chatted about motorcycles for a while. That was pretty surreal. Thanks, but somehow it doesn't hit the same....

Kurtwood Smith showed up at my house a couple months ago. That was weird. I was so awestruck that I totally forgot to ask him to call me a dumb-ass and get it on video. That would have been epic.