Jon in Pasadena

Yeah, the Bills had just awesome luck with QB injuries last season. I mean, having your UCL torn in half in game 8 is almost as good as a sponge bath from Margot Robbie.

Yeah... think I'll be going with the Olive oil instead.

I worked one summer at the Tops market on Bailey and you are 100% correct. Shagging carts was the best part of that job by far. As opposed to "clean-up call on Aisle 6" which always turned out to be toddler puke, or worse...

I seem to remember the Bills had a OT named Mike Rockwood in camp like 25 years ago or something. He was around 6'10" if I'm not mistaken. His nickname was "Redwood" but I think he lost it because a real Redwood has more bend to it than Mike could manage.

Aaron + Randall combined will be 73 years old in December.

I had an Italian manager who I often overheard mumbling "Braccia rubate all’agricoltura." Never about me of course...

Bryce looks like a slightly less buff Khalil Shakir.

Here he is getting an "Illegal hands to the face" penalty:

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

Being in a seated posture has never stopped me, nor even slowed me down much.... Oh wait, you mean while wearing pants?

And Danny is currently the interim GM for the Flyers, auditioning for the non-interim gig. Amazing.

I don't know. Maybe Malcolm Butler knows?

"Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!"

I can't watch it naked either, but can you bear it?

Pat must find it difficult to shop for pants large enough to fit a whole extra person down there.

He filled in at center a few times when he played here.

That would be a convenient place to die. Saves on shipping.

Threw well behind his receiver there.

You cannot be serious. If this is true, then Pac-Man should be strapped down with his eyelids forced open "Clockwork Orange" style and be forced to watch an endless highlight loop of JA17 lighting up DBs again and again until Adam's tiny brain leaks out of his ears.

Apparently some people are still butt-hurt that we let Tyrod Taylor go. Now that dude could protect a football, I'm telling ya'....

ruh-roh

Rather draft the next Tee Higgins.

I would feel a lot sorrier for the Bengals getting mildly jobbed by this decision if not for these two plays prior to DH injury: s***bag Hurst diving onto Taron Johnson's head with intent to injure s***bag Hendrickson rolling into Josh Allen's legs with intent to injure In light of those two plays, I choose to consider the NFL's decision to be proportionate and fair. Note, this has nothing to do with my thoughts on how the Bengals' coach and players conducted themselves during subsequent events, which I found quite admirable. I can compartmentalize the MNF game into pre-DH and post-DH.