Jon in Pasadena

There is a 9 page thread started two weeks ago when he was released, so empirically your statement is false.

Didn't see this anywhere. https://arizonasports.com/story/3547318/cardinals-sign-wide-receiver-zay-jones-to-1-year-deal/

Possible. I count 17 weeks until the game. That's plenty of time for Tay-tay to dump Trav, and probably drop 2 or 3 diss tracks about him before then.

Yeah. Also love how he omitted the reports on the two extremely positive reps Coleman had against our drafted rookie CB: The first was an explosive rep featuring a great release and excellent footwork to operate to a wide-open part of the field. Tryout quarterback Jacob Eason couldn’t mess up the play because Coleman was so wide-open. Eason fired it in for about a 12-yard completion. Coleman showed off his tracking and speed skills on his catch during full team work. Rookie cornerback Daequan Hardy was in coverage, and Coleman just blew past him and caught a pass from Eason for a monster gain. Talk about 🍒 picking.

Hope they both make it. At worst we'll have a nice Living Room. Kidding aside, I pretty much agree with all that. I also think Xavier Johnson might have a decent shot at the PS, since he can probably play running back in a pinch.

In one of the darkest days of Shire history, the Toohill-Bagginses were almost entirely wiped out, at a pipe-weed party hosted by their arch-rivals the Sackville-Bagginses. Only a small remnant of the family (who, very oddly, happened to have some Troll genes but that's another story) survived. Their great height kept them mostly above the smoke. Many ages later, one of them made the NFL. To this day very short people speak in hushed whispers about the "Red Weeding".

I think you basically just killed Scotland.

If that's true he'd fit in one of Earl Campbell's pant legs and still need to go about 4 holes deep on his belt to keep it from falling down.

Sorry if that's the one that tips the scales for you at Judgment Day. 🤷‍♂️

Josh can only dream about ever approaching this level of dedication to his craft in the offseason:

How often did you have them? It's hard to stop once you've gotten into the habit.

#WrongXavier

Ever try a rip-stick? My younger son taught me to ride those. Really fun. You can go uphill on those things.

^^^ This. I was beginning to think I was the only one who's high on Javon Baker. I just think he's going to be a really good player in the league. JB, McConkey, Shakir & Samuel is a pretty solid receiver room. JA17 can work with that. Especially with Kincaid getting even more involved this year. If Beane somehow swings a deal to bring in someone like Aiyuk, that would be the cherry on top.

Right there with you, brother! --Kevin Kolb

Child-bearing hips?

I went to a Time Hortons next week. You are really gonna hate this draft.

There'd be more exploding heads than in Scanners...

Is his lifestyle coach Travis Henry?

His son is available. I might take a flyer on him on Day 3.

In possibly related news, a mysterious unnamed investor just bought a massive number of shares in Surtex Instruments, a leading manufacturer of eye-spoons.

Did someone roofie you?

You enjoy your 20 yard pony ride.