Jon in Pasadena

It must be very sad to be so irrelevant, bad at football analysis, and also named Thad. All at the same time. Poor guy.

So... brainpower is measured in voltz ? (To any EE's in the audience: I know that would actually be brain potential, not power. I think it still works in this case.)

It reminds me of a bot. A bot that was written by an eight grader with ADHD who cheated on his Ucode assignment.

If it's anything like how I felt when I was a little kid, it'll probably creep him out a fair amount.

www.DCTom.com/pickme

F : Tage Thompson (47 g, 94 pts, 18:35 TOI) D : Rasmus Dahlin (15g, 73 pts, 25:48 TOI)

20,000 nights of it would be a lot of... Greek....

"Football" is Josh's pet name for Hailee ...

Whatever the hell All'Antico Vinaio puts in their sammiches...

Boadicea

Just leave it in pieces for an accurate rendition.

Valerie by Steve Winwood

Maybe him & Bease can form a rap duo & use "L'il Dirty Dishes" as their group name when they drop their first album "Straight Outta the NFL" Years from now, when Isaiah is the venerable grand-pappy presiding over his family cookout, and his grandkids are messing around on their iPhone47s, he can tell 'em: "Hey, you know the Dorsey losing his sh*t meme? Yeah, I did that!!"

It's a young man's sport. I would look silly.

All I can say is thank heavens Spring Football has started. Now my kid is spending most of his down time with his head in the playbook.

Yeah I get that; my son sometimes makes what I consider pretty bizarre viewing choices, but I make a distinction between watching something for entertainment and actually being influenced by it. I mean, I enjoyed "Breaking Bad", but I don't play footsie with the Cartel.

That was a good article.

Eff it. Bring on the Vogons.

I don't get this whole recent "social influencer" trend. How much of an imbecile must one be to allow yourself to be influenced by Jackson Mahomes?

Cecelia

Kind of like an Air Raid offense, except we only fly Warthogs!

So a tight end room of DK, DK, Gronk & Ertz and we have none of them on the field? Sounds legit.

Goro Majima from the Yakuza video games.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/05/11/attack-bunny-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn

Hairspray?