Offside Number 76

1. Anyone who has left FNC after a Sabres playoff win knows that escalators can be dangerous (and have no place in an arena, anyway). 2. Able-bodied people who stand on an escalator suck. 3. Anyone hear the one about the blonde who couldn't go up to the second floor of the mall because the escalator wasn't moving?

It did.

The ball very clearly bounced out of bounds before coming in. It would have been a complete waste of a challenge. On the other hand, if you wanted to see more truck and razor commercials, it would have been great for you.

Yes, he is, and he needs to either get over that or get out of town. This is the NFL, not the Big Least. Blitzing is part of the game.

Now that, that makes sense. Almost every team should draft one every year. The Bills should draft two.

The Bills have hit on them, too. There's one starting at wideout, I think. It happens every draft. There are guys on, I don't know, Rams message boards or whatever thinking that their GM is an idiot for not taking Stevie in the 6th.

The French Infantry.

What are you doing two Sundays from now? You're in. Can't be worse.

huh?

Thanks for that. Again, I wouldn't expect anything else out of him. He leads with his play and not his mouth.

What a !@#$ing waste of a thread look. Thanks for your great description; otherwise, I would have skipped.

Exactly.

I wouldn't expect anything else out of Kyle Williams. He's pure class and willing to take the blame publicly, but I'm not sure it actually belongs there. Wanny does have some explaining to do. Even with mediocre LBs, Nix spent for the best DL around and the team has a serviceable secondary.

Part of it may depend on their level of tech sophistication. My parents, who are not tech sophisticated, and worked their entire careers without computers, do very well with their iPads because Apple has iPads so locked down that it's tough to screw them up. I don't know that they would have an easy time with the freedom that comes with the Android OS. For reading, my father greatly prefers his kindle.

I like his leadership, but wins are important for a quarterback, and he's not having the best of years. Much of that is due to the absence of Petrino, though.

The kid has a fractured eye socket.Yeah, the fin should be applauded. Sure. I'm certain he couldn't have made his point with less force.

The words "strike" and "Fehr" are equally evil, and they do send shivers down my spine. Dammit, the Expos had it in 1994.

My Expos never won anything. The closest I got was 1980 US Hockey. I was eight. But I still get chills every time I see that clock count down.

I dig you, but today, I'm feeling more like invoking Dick J. than the guy in the Cards jersey.

Horrible playcalling in the last quarter and in OT. Hindsight, "we won," really? "The Bills escaped" would be more accurate. And I actually LIKE Gailey, but today, he was a Mauron.

No kidding on Ryder. How the hell did that happen?

Is this similar to the Navy Week we just had here?

I'm still pissed that the Colts aren't in anymore. I want 2x/year against Miami, NYJ, and the Cheats.

I agree. This is nothing like what Miami week used to be.

My feelings on the topic should be obvious.