Little Johnny was in 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
> children what their father did for a living.
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> All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
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> Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quite and so the teacher
> asked him about his father. Little Johnny replied, "My father's an
> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out to
> the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by the statement, hurriedly sent the
> other children to work on some coloring and took little Johnny aside.
> She immediately asked him, "Is that really true about your father?!"
>
> Little Johnny replied, "No. He coaches the Buffalo Bills football
> team, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other
kids."
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From a fish fan no less.