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Blue fire secretly covets a threesome with Brent Spinner and George Takai.

I feel fortunate. I asked my wife if she had any interest in Brokeback, and the response was something like: "I don't know, it seems really gay." I love my wife.

A job that was created by Millionaire Italians, that's who. I love my job but some of the stuff that goes on here is very Eurocentric.

They went in tandem, like all girls do.

I think this phrase needs to be incorporated into more conversations.

Could you be a little more thourough? Sheesh.

I just want them to let me know when someone has been found guilty of something. Until then it's not news. (I'm not saying anyone is innocent, I'm just sick of the hourly Bonds update)

Most of us were hoping...

Shelton worked full time with special-needs students under the direction of teachers, Alleyne said. She is engaged to a teacher at North Buncombe High. Lucky Guy. She is the third school employee this year to face charges of having sex with a Buncombe County high school senior. Is their something in the water?

I have been documented as the worst ex-boyfriend in the history of mankind, but revenge for her banging a 13 year old? Sure I'd like revenge but the fact that she chose a vienna sausage over his hot dog is down right depressing.

Glad we see eye to eye on that.

All the teachers I had in high school were more like my Grandma. Yuck.

Kinda cute? I'm a horny dude. When I was in high school, I was 50 times hornier. If that girl breathed on me when I was 19, I would have been ready for seconds.

My bad, as usual didn't read thouroughly. It is a good law I suppose but this case needs to be reviewed and hopefully nothing bad will come of this. If two young adults want to bang, then so be it.

Story said she had sex with a 19 year old that wasn't her student? Am I missing something? I guess I understand the reason (state law prohibits sex between teacher & student), but it wasn't even her student. I think this crap is going way too far.

I don't EXPECT to get any days off, but when the entire building is empty except for me, I get annoyed. The office personel/schedule makers don't give a rats !@#$ about what is going on here except when it involves them. If these people had to work when the place was actually in operation, their would be a lot less operation. Some of these people have NEVER been on the production floor. I guess I just have a personal gripe with these people.

TMI

Oooh, the drunk shift. I worked that for a few years and didn't go home after work one night. Ahhh, memories...sort of.

Well, at least I'm getting "holiday" pay. Too bad it's for 8 hours when I work 12. Please don't get me started on losing 12 hours on Easter with no relevant compensation.

I can only think she has got SERIOUS mental issues. She is married, right? Imagine being that guy. Right about now would be a good time to eat a Smith & Wesson.

Anyone else stuck at work? I am the only office personel in today, the other one hundred are off. Ugh.

Hey that was my signature. Wait, that didn't sound right. Here it is. "I got the opportunity to go down there and play some golf and I said, 'Yeah, I'll play golf with Brett Favre,'" Losman said. "He invited me to the house to go pick him up, so I went to the house, and there he was with his tight little shorts, no shirt, his little red hat, and he was doing some farming or something, and he was covered in dirt. It was awesome, man. It was good to see that." Evertime I read it, it sounds worse.

A red pen monkey. But the pay is nice.

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I think my wife would like to argue that point.