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This was from: Only this accident is on the other side of the median! The only reason the traffic going your way is backed up is because people slowed down to "take a look". I have a serious problem with rubber necker delays. I start to short circuit and really need to control myself when I find out that I have lost 45 min of my life because lookyloos can't keep their eyes on the damn road. I don't care if their are mangled bodies all over the road, WTF is slowing down to look at it going to do for you. Their are websites if you really are that morbid.

Anatomically correct?

Well put. Sometimes I stay in the left lane too long but, if soemone comes out of nowhere that is clearly going faster than me, I feel embaressed and get the heck out of the lane.

I get that and am generally understanding of the situation. When the person driving in the left lane stays there until they have passed every driver going .0000000000001 mph slower than them, is when I get pissed.

You sound like someone that would drive slow in the left lane to teach us speeders "a lesson".

I hate to even venture down this path but you couldn't be more right. Is their some side walk hogging gang that will bust a cap in you if they see you use it? Winter time is the worst.

I've had a long standing grudge against left lane hangers on. If your passing fine, even if you are one of those a-holes that is passing someone 1 mph faster than the car in the right lane, but the left hand lane is the passing lane and it should be enforced as so. I drive fast. Sue me. When I am going 75 mph, and I come up on some a-hole going 62 mph in the left lane, I wish to god that I had a James Bondesque missle launcher rise out of my hood and blast that slow driving jerk out of my way. There are simple rules of the road. Left=fast Right=slow.

I'm not up to date on my Hollywood gossip (I'd have to drive a Miata for that) but unless you drive an outback and have a vagina, I'm not sure she wants much to do with you or me.

Why are you freezing the frames? Is this headed down a morning JO session path?

You, me and every man/suburu outback driving female out there.

I didn't realize I was in the company of HD royalty. Does Mcfunnbags look more, "defined" in HD?

I'm not a huge Michelle Rodriguez fan, but I can't imagine she's any worse than whoever most of the people that post here go to bed with.

I'm guessing all East coasters get the same live feed, and his song was cut off here. If he does lose, all the beeaatches will wine about it being unfair. Like they do every year when their favorite is eliminated.

That's why McFee will win. Idol always does this crap.

...or a Flyers fan getting ready for his weekly "stud" fluffer session.

New, definnitely. Used? Only in certain sh-- dick colors like mauve or fushia (sp) or teal.

Jungle Karma. I'll try and paraphrase for those of you not able to listen. Linky

Word, consumer reports doesn't rate them favorably, as for my 03 Accord V6 EXL...

Can we add Ford Fiesta, Chevy Cobalt, Scion TC, Mazda Miata, Dodge Neon, and any !@#$ing Saturn to the list?

Good, a lot of pulications have started to jump on the Sabres bandwagon. I don't want them getting too full of themselves.

Yeah, standard interview bs. This is more of a screening type question. I've been on both ends. I stopped asking it during interviews because I was embarrassed at how stupid people can be. When people tell you, "My biggest weakness is that I'm never on time." Thanks for coming, don't call us, we'll call you. As far as answering said question, I think the best response I've heard or used is turning a weakness into a strength. "My biggest weakness is my dedication to work, sacrificing my personal time, to put in extra time at work." Stuff like that. As soon as employers hear someone telling them their faults they have already eliminated you from canidacy.

Funny you say that, but right before they anounced his song, I told my wife "I hope they give him something to really get his tard on, like Joe freakin Cocker." We were in hysterics after they said he was singing "you are so beautiful". Unfortunately he didn't get his tard on at all. I thought a minimum of 3 tard arm movements, along with at least 20 seconds of full on tard dancing and one huge tard floor flop really would have done some justice but we had to settle for the heart felt performance.

Anyone else notice the Bruce Sprinsteen/Courtney Cox dance segment between Taylor and Paula? It was straight out of the video. Paula even had those '80's white girl dance moves down to a "t". Weird.

It's a Red Sox bar too.

I think the apocalypse is upon us. Juiced O.J. Simpson Pulls White Bronco Prank on 'Juiced' Friday, May 12, 2006 LOS ANGELES — In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism from the family of a man he was accused of killing. As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous, according to a segment aired Thursday on "Inside Edition." "It was good for me — it helped me get away," Simpson said, referring to the slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his 1994 arrest on charges of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.