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Yeah, standard interview bs. This is more of a screening type question. I've been on both ends. I stopped asking it during interviews because I was embarrassed at how stupid people can be. When people tell you, "My biggest weakness is that I'm never on time." Thanks for coming, don't call us, we'll call you. As far as answering said question, I think the best response I've heard or used is turning a weakness into a strength. "My biggest weakness is my dedication to work, sacrificing my personal time, to put in extra time at work." Stuff like that. As soon as employers hear someone telling them their faults they have already eliminated you from canidacy.

Funny you say that, but right before they anounced his song, I told my wife "I hope they give him something to really get his tard on, like Joe freakin Cocker." We were in hysterics after they said he was singing "you are so beautiful". Unfortunately he didn't get his tard on at all. I thought a minimum of 3 tard arm movements, along with at least 20 seconds of full on tard dancing and one huge tard floor flop really would have done some justice but we had to settle for the heart felt performance.

Anyone else notice the Bruce Sprinsteen/Courtney Cox dance segment between Taylor and Paula? It was straight out of the video. Paula even had those '80's white girl dance moves down to a "t". Weird.

It's a Red Sox bar too.

I think the apocalypse is upon us. Juiced O.J. Simpson Pulls White Bronco Prank on 'Juiced' Friday, May 12, 2006 LOS ANGELES — In a scene from his new candid-camera program "Juiced," O.J. Simpson pulls a prank involving the infamous white Bronco, drawing criticism from the family of a man he was accused of killing. As part of the pay-per-view show, Simpson pretends to sell the Bronco at a used car lot and boasts to a prospective buyer that he made the vehicle famous, according to a segment aired Thursday on "Inside Edition." "It was good for me — it helped me get away," Simpson said, referring to the slow-speed, televised police chase that preceded his 1994 arrest on charges of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.

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That was awesome. I thought his teeth were going to jump out of his mouth.

I was there last night, I think...so who won the game anyway? Seven or eight of those 20 oz beers along with about 20 wings makes for an interesting morning.

I can't get into this. Next time you go to your building of mass worship with a cover charge...err...church, please put in a good word with Cheebus for me. (just in case)

It's obvious, based on the fact of where our planet is located in relation to the sun that an intelligent being "placed" us here as to not let us freeze or scald, as would have been the case had we been "placed" on a different planet. This sh-- is so stupid it hurts my brain.

Yeah, but do you remember Rob Johnson's preseason games with the jags?

Is he the 50 cent of stupid publicity whoring a-holes?

Know why?

Sounds too much like "Gnaw Ball". I don't know about you but that doesn't conjure up good feelings for me.

I am really hoping WM can get closer to the player he was at the U, but just playing after that injury is probably enough for him. I think he is working out in Miami with former teamates but for all I know that just means he's passing them the bong.

I don't disagree with a lot you had to say. The TE situation is a moot point anyway. None of them is going to be spectacular. As far as Willis being on this ice, his future is up in the air, but he'll be here through his contract. So I guess we don't see things too differently.

I guess that explains why you went all ape sh-- on me.

I think the screening process was: Fishboat Captain: "You want to risk your life and make up to $20,000 in one month" GreenHorn: "Sure!"

We keep waiting for someone to go overboard. It nearly happens every episode, but not yet.

One episode a "greenhorn" (rookie) was threatening to jump ship because he couldn't take the Baring Sea anymore. In an interview after he was returned to shore (costing the ships team thousands of dollars), he stated that he had never been on the ocean OR a boat before.

My wife and I just started watching last night and we are hooked. The stuff that the deck hands do is completely insane. Some of these guys experience more terrifying things in one day than most people do in a lifetime. awesome promo video

"reality TV" at it's worst...

I don't agree or disagree with your statement but why is Cieslak listed as #2 on the depth chart. (see linky)

Butler was the one who laid out the cheap shot. As far as the second part, I think I found my new sig. (considering on the sabresreport I'm using your wolverine comment as my sig, I figured this would be fitting)

McGahee: Skating on thin ice!!!!!! Ummm...No. Euhus: LONNIE JOHNSON potential (Will end up working at the gas station across the street with Sheldon Jackson) He won't be on the roster, trust me. Evans: Hoping he can step up and make transition to #1 He already did that. Nance: Practice Squad, might be brought up if trouble in red zone I see you have jumped on the bandwagon as well. Gibson or Gandy: Depending on Gibson's weight. Gandy will be the opening day starter. Spikes: Possibly the best defensive player To quote you, "duh". Stamer: Special teams GOD. Is that a compliment?