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Then you woke up...

How he decided to sue for $416 million each? "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and, ah, then I turn around and, ah, I figure that's what it all boils down to." Michael Chiklis. I'm coming for that doppleganger bastage...

Uh... Hmmmm... Where's the peepee joke threads?

Did you use the other toilet or just soak me in urine like I deserved?

I thought that is what viagra was for...

I passed out on my buddies toilet at Penn State...twice...naked while everyone was coming in to use the other toilet.

That's funny and all but his actual father is dead.

and I was just trying to make a weiner joke...

RB- WM wins the job and if we have to go with Thomas it will be a long season. I like Thomas to give WM a blow from time to time, but this is WN's job. Will this lead to more or less playing time for A-Train? I'm on the fence...

For the most part I enjoyed and agreed with your analysis, but I thought I would add a little comentary to some of your thoughts. #1 WR- There is question IMHO that Evans wins out as the go-to guy though there are question which confront him as to whether he is ready to be #1 though his production so far has been impressive. Whether or not he is ready, he is going to be our # 1. No one else on the roster is even close, IMHO of coarse. He will face real competition though from Parrish who did show signs of the open field ability which got him drafted last year. Folks badmouth him due to his size and his recent injury, but the success of the Smurfs and rule changes which have even further liberated WRs indicate this may be a fught. I'm going to badmaouth Parrish as well. He may have shown signs of open field ability, but he also showed signs that being a starting reciever in this league is not in his near future. Considering our other starter is only 5' 11, I can not think his opposite will be 5'7" (don't tell me he is two inches taller). RB- WM wins the job and if we have to go with Thomas it will be a long season. I like Thomas to give WM a blow from time to time, but this is WN's job. On a related note, grass is green, the sky is blue...

Am I the only one that feels this is a bit early? I'm not a complainer but I've found through personal experience that any draft starting before mid preseason always ends up with pissed off members whose players are injured, cut or benched.

Room for one more?

Me too, from Danny's joint.

So my family and I decided to treat ourselves and go out for a little Italian cuisine last night at Bazil here in Rochacha. The meal was outstanding only to be topped of with a bottle of Savignon Blanc. Then at the end of the meal, my wife and I noticed that her son had not touched his entree. We thought it was a little weird, but we had already had breadsticks, mozzarella sticks and fried calamari. So perhaps he filled himself up with that. We're not sure if that was the case but he sure as heck wasn't about to eat anymore. He started acting really sleepy and with this one statement we knew impending doom was upon us. "My stomach hurts, can I use the bathroom to puke". My wife and I looked at each other in horror and my seating location on the outside of the booth nominated me for barf duty. The only problem was I had no idea where the freakin bathroom was. So instictively, I grabbed him and headed for the front of the restaraunt. Our journey didn't really go as I had planned. After we took about four steps, he stopped dead in his tracks and blew chunks all over the floor in between two tables full of patrons. I wasn't quite sure of the spray radius but looking back I feel like these people would have been extremely fortunate to avoid a most grotesque foot shower. After this, I was feeling fairly panicked. We made another few steps and reapeated the last step all over again. During this, I was able to locate a waitress and get directions to the bathroom. Unfortunately, we stopped one more time on the way to the bathroom. This time I was so determined to get to the bathroom I pushed my step-son directly into what he left on the floor, making him slip and fall right into the large pile of nasty. This sucked on many levels. First off, I felt tremendous guilt for probably causing this spill. Secondly, this created quite a mess between him and I. Spreading his vomit all over our legs and feet. So we finally got to the restroom, and of coarse, the stall is locked. I told my step-son to use the urinal. While no the most desired location, it was better than in the middle of the restaurant. As fate would have it, when we did finally get in to the stall, he had already finished the job. I spent the next twenty minutes cleaning him off, as well as myself. I called my wife from within the bathroom and told her we were heading for the exit. She was one step ahead of me, already waiting outside the bathroom. She told me she had paid but we still needed to leave a tip. Upon getting back to the table, everything was gone and ready for the next customer. At this point the waitress must have thought we were the worst customer ever. No tip, puke everywhere. Alas, I found her nearby and unloaded my wallet into her hand and scurried out of the establishment hoping nobody remembered me as the puking kid's escourt. Anyone else have any stories like this?

maybe because she's doesn't starve herself, inhale pounds of blow, and eat mass quantities of wankers...just a thought.

Maybe you should try to "join in"...

Yawn.

Chris Walsh and Fred Copeland.

I know, espn the mag right? It reminds me of this

I kinda like it.

I thought I was the only one who did that. Oh, you said octo-pus. I thought you were talking about something else...

should't this be in the Paris Hilton thread...

apology accepted

cooler than the other side of the pillow (this thread has been O.H.)

Yeah, but at least it's not into my pocket for my rent $ to play one more hand.