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That jackass who wouldn't stop blowing Kobe after he scored 81. edit: it was B-Dawg12

I know, I was at a loss...

Why is your font blue and bold?

I thought you were younger...

QB: Billy Joe Holbert - didn't read his playbook? RB: Carey Bender - Marv and his Coe College alum... WR: Bucky Brooks - 2nd round draft pick? FB: Jonathan Linton - no thanks TE: Lonnie Johnson - makes Brooks look like Rice T: Jerry Crafts - drank like a fish, blocked like one too G: Jamie Nails - Never has a 400 pound guy been more of a kitty C: Mike Devlin - anchored Arizona's OL after leaving Buffalo DE: Erik Flowers - top ten bust of all time DT: Lief Larson - proverbial strongest man at combine, to bad he didn't know how to play football OLB: Eddie Robinson - turned Pennington into Vick MLB: Corey Moore - he mostly played outside but he had to make the list CB: Chris Watson - no punt catcher category to put him in FS: Mark Kelso - "baby faced-assasin" with the ridiculous bobble-head helmet SS: Coy Wire - it's not his fault, he just sucks K: Shane Graham - figured out how to kick after he left P: Rick Tuten - 1990 BUF 34.2 Avg Net punt yardage, 10 yards below his career best and 5 yards below his career average ST: Charlie Rogers - was Terrance McGee with Det, looked like Kathrine MacPhee with Buffalo

Dolfelons Fourth grade bull sh--.

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As one of my co-workers so eloquently put it, "Big girls need love too." My response was, "Sure, but why do you have to give it to them." Dude's old lady was pushing 3 bills, easy.

Should I be happy this is the longest thread I've started?

Well, I don't have hair on my head. I can think of a few other places where it is in abundance.

Am I the only one who read it this way?

Pretty realistic, why you asking?

I didn't know anyone could make beer so gay.

Well, at least I'm # 1. This will probably be the last time I can say that.

Anyone gone to yahoo per instrucions yet?

Well, we could hedge our bets...put 50 on both.

So am I in or what?

Good, cause I still haven't figured out where the toilet is. (man I gotta go)

He should be put be behind bars for this, and what jackass lawyer actaully takes this case?

I tried Geico. They didn't appreciate my driving record and the price reflected it. Esurance doesn't seem to do as extensive a driving record check.

Then you woke up...

How he decided to sue for $416 million each? "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and, ah, then I turn around and, ah, I figure that's what it all boils down to." Michael Chiklis. I'm coming for that doppleganger bastage...

Uh... Hmmmm... Where's the peepee joke threads?

Did you use the other toilet or just soak me in urine like I deserved?

I thought that is what viagra was for...