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I never understand this. He's supposed to be fast and he's in pro football by the skin of his teeth. Why can't he play special teams? Too easily blocked? Too dumb to stay in his lane? Can't make an open-field tackle? Just doesn't want to?

The Bills were never compensated for Cousineau or Kelly, for good reason: it was their own fault they didn't sign them. The NFL doesn't compensate anybody for players not in the league. It only compensates when players move within the league -- free agents for draft choices.

Anybody else remember her as Arnold's kid in "Commando"? Who knew?

For a long time I just scratched my head over strange picks (showing my age -- Reuben Gant? even Erik Flowers?). The first pick that made me scream out loud NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO was Whitner. And Maybin made me say WTF. Biggest jumps for joy were OJ and Bruce, but I was really happy about JD Hill too. He was a really nice player, very explosive in college at ASU.

It was actually Bill Enyart, but that's still a great nickname. Unfortunately he played like "Tremor." And the best set of simultaneous nicknames: at one time the Bills had a backfield of "The Juice" Simpson, Greg "Grape Juice" Jones, and "Earthquake" Enyart.

Different consideration for this year that's been widely reported: there may not be a 2011 season so people like Bud Adams don't want to spend a lot on a head coach that may not have anything to do in September. (Bud Adams may not want to spend a lot anyway.) Not saying myself that there won't be a season; I have no idea. Just saying.

Bo Roberson. John Rauch. . . . and who could forget Dale Ogas?

Every year there's a quarterback who was a decent enough player in November but in April the draftniks think he's the greatest of all time and they can't praise him enough. Players like this get better every day of the winter without even playing a game. Ryan Leaf was one of those guys, but so were Heath Shuler, Trent Dilfer, David Carr, Matthew Stafford . . . I include Eli Manning in this group. He benefits from a team that's set up for him but the guy just isn't great. In other words, you don't have to be a megabust like Leaf to be super-overrated on Draft Day (conceding Stafford may still work out). These guys by and large had NFL careers but they weren't anything special. Is Gabbert this year's draftnik idol?

The short answer is they manipulate the rosters to balance them out based on who accepts invitations to come. It probably means they had two many DE's on North and not enough on South.

C'mon Bengals . . . What else is there until Denver starts?

The godawful uniforms are still godawful.

I was at that game too. 1981? Twenty-Nine years ago???? THAT'S what I can't believe most.

Doesn't the NFL have a rule against corporate ownership?

Isn't Balsillie the guy who wants a franchise for Hamilton? If he buys, he probably intends to move the team.

Maybin AND McCargo. The usual testimony to the last decade.

I was flashing back to Darryl Talley, one of my favorite Bills and a really underrated linebacker. He was here when Bruce and Biscuit arrived but Talley was the guy who breathed fire and got the D stoked when the good times started in the late 80's. I really don't think Merriman is here after this season, but if he could be the new Talley when we add some quality players in the next few drafts . . .

Perfect fit in Dallas. The All-Talent (but no production) Team.

Actually Ruud WAS a Number 1. I still lean toward Flowers even if he did get on the field. At least he's got to be the biggest reach ever -- Maybin may turn out to be the biggest bust but he was projected as a first-rounder. But then there's Phil Dokes . . .

Hey, fun's fun but you're talking Reuben Gant/Erik Flowers territory now. Not that you may not be right.

+++++++++++ yes yes YES.

Per Mark Gaughan: Against Jacksonville, the Bills had 20 second-down snaps, and 12 went for zero yards or worse. Just an amazing statistic. I don't think I've ever read something like this.

You can say that again.

"He'll have viable information to give them," said Lee Evans. "That's just how it is sometimes. It happens across the league. When we went to Green Bay, (Brian) Brohm knew some things." So that's how we were able to handle the Packers so easily -- oh wait...

So we're still going to root for the guy?

"Getting Brohm some snaps figures to happen should there be another lopsided game in the future." -- Chris Brown Geez, what are the chances?