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cantankerous

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  1. I really think this whole slotting scenario is being blown out of proportion. If this were the main factor in Maybin's holdout then how did Knowshon Moreno sign without Aaron Maybin being signed before him...or Brian Orakpo without Moreno being signed. Many players signed before they were slotted....Maybin is just trying to squeeze out every dollar by attaching himself to Crabtree.

     

     

    Yes and i've grown tired of it. Sign the f-ckin piece of paper, become a millionaire and get your lagging ass out on the field Aaron!

  2. "Personally he reminds me of Leonard Little, my teammate back in St. Louis," Fletcher said. "They both have the same body types. They're both about 6-3, around 250 lbs. and could rush the passer like crazy. He definitely reminds me of Leonard, and that's a guy who has had a great career."

     

     

     

    Minus the 2 dui manslaughters.

  3. A man approached a beautiful woman at a supermarket and said:

    "I lost my wife in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a while?"

     

    She looks at him funny and asked. "So why should I talk to you?"

     

    He answers:"Because whenever I talk to a woman with titties like yours my wife just pops out of nowhere"

  4. A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."

    Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

     

    His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".

     

    The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"

     

    The kid says, "$101,237.65 ".

     

    The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

     

    The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

     

    The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"

     

    The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"

  5. And why would Vick not play here? Its not like we have a stud at QB who never gets hurt. The guy makes plays and is exciting. You think Ralph gives a sh-t about dogs? I very much doubt it. He wants to win football games. Is Vick Tom Brady, obviously not? But can the guy makes things happen? He sure can. And for all you posters who are morally appalled by Vick, deal with it. The guy served his time. Let it go. Or just go root for another team.

     

    Vick will be on the Bills by next week. You heard it here first. And I believe I was one of about 3 posters on this board who said TO would be on the Bills as well.

     

    I hope you're right! :doh:

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