smokinandjokin

I don't think that Marv getting high to draft lineman is a recipe for success. "It's for my glaucoma!!!"

He's been smoking Ricky's sh*t.

Okay KD, you can have the girl on the first page, second photo down, furthest to the right. She's all yours buddy.

You're welcome. Tanith off-ice

Check out the butt on that! He must work out!

'Tis true.

I know the coaching staff as a whole was not on the same page as the players, and I know our defense was a HUGE letdown last year, but it still seems odd. Hasn't Jerry Gray been the one consistency in the coaching staff since Clements became a pro? It's weird that all of the sudden, after five years, Clements and the rest of the D would not be on the same page with Gray, and it was suddenly a 'bad atmosphere and a bad situation.' I think the 'bad situation' was the fact that they did not get to play San Fran, Arizona, St. Louis, and Cleveland this year.

Lame golf joke coming in 3................2................1 SHE COULD TEND MY FLAGSTICK!

Not to make light of your athletic struggles, but You must have been one hell of a fielder to get benched when you're hitting .650! You gotta stay down on those grounders!!!

They should've sh*tcanned Donahoe.

Trade a franchise QB with "a lot of upside" to a division rival???? Wh-wha-what???

Trent Green is getting a little old in KC...

Either city is fine. Both are surrounded by water, and both have a plethora of strippers for bye-week boat tours.

Let's draft the guy who is so confident in his throwing abilities that he has declared he will only be interviewing at the combine, and not taking part in any passing drills. A running QB gets you nowhere in the NFL. And as an FYI, that game that vaulted Vince Young into Top-5 status came against a defense that allowed 42 points and 427 yards of offense against FRESNO STATE.

I can't say I would like Law on the team. I've pretty much had my fill of the Patriots leftovers. Too pricey and too old, IMO. Nonetheless, that was a clutch 10 picks that Ty Law registered last year (with a special thanks to sh*tty Kelly Holcomb on four of them.) He went from a relatively unwanted player last offseason to a huge signing bonus this season. Holcomb should get a percentage of that coin.

My parents have a friend who is a doctor, specializing in foot/ankle injuries and especially ligament tears in the ankle. Just in general, without referring to Spikes, I asked him about the Achilles tendon injuries. While it's not specifically his specialty, he said it can be a brutal injury, and happens more often to well-built, weight lifting types who build muscle mass but don't work to increase their flexibility. He said that unlike an ACL tear, where the ligament can be repaired and rehabbed so that it is even stronger than before the injury, the repaired Achilles will never be as strong as it was. I think (hope) TKO will bounce back. I think we may see a difference in him, just because he was SOOOO explosive before, that it may be a little much to expect that type of athleticism. But I don't think he'll be reduced to a shell of his former self. I will take 90-95% of the old TKO any day.

Every time I see this thread title, I think Marv has an Infrared plan. That would be awesome.

The current administration became worried about your religous values and the sanctity of marriage when they received a report that you were watching male figure skating. They sent Dead-Eye Dick Cheney over to pepper your gaydar with bird shot, thus causing the malfunction.

If 'the job' you're referring to is a 7-9 season, then yes you're right, Holcomb can get the job done. Also, look for Willis McGahee to be staring at the other team's safety lined up as an extra LB, because Holcomb doesn't throw more than 7 yards downfield.

snacks?

I've never played poker online. I've sat at casinos a few times (mostly $2/$4 and $3/$6) but I play more often at house games. A friend of mine has a great basement set up with a sweet card table, bar, couch, TV, etc. He usually gets a game together every other week. I do play pocket pool online, however.

Truuuuuue!!!! Just downloaded a big batch of Neil and CSN&Y tunes last night. I take back everything I said about Canada. She makes my pants shrink. Also, in my humble opinion, every Elisa Cuthbert reference should include the mandatory hyperlink.

I guess those of us who have no idea what you are talking about will just have to imagine a hot girl. Here it goes..... Say, you're right!!! She is hot! For future reference, any time you call a chick hot, it is up to you to provide a link so that me and my fellow George Clooney stunt doubles on the board can tear her apart for her many flaws. Thank you.

Bono may be a jackass, but you Canadians are worthless. The world is appreciative of your generous paper exports. At least an African child can write "I'm starving" on a nice piece of processed Canadian lumber.

I don't think U2 is necessarily overrated, but I don't personally care for them. I am the furthest thing from a McCartney fan. Both Bono and Sir Paul are active politically. But if they are really working to end world poverty, why are they charging $450 a ticket???