smokinandjokin

4th and 26.

Thank you God for TKO, Fat Sam, Clements and Lawyer and the boys. And since this thread is Thank God for our Defense (and other stuff), I would also like to thank our Lord and Savior for my incredibly large wang.

By pixie dust, does he mean crystal meth?

That lob pass to the sideline looked strangely similar to another homo AFC East QB...

Isn't the saying "Poster Child for Abortion?" Not "in support of" you halftard. By the way, you're the load your mom should have swallowed.

Nudie magazine day!!!

You quit.

maybe

Is the inverse true for something bad? Like this: "Awww man, the Bills lost? That's rooster!"

The susupension should be pushed back to November 20.

An automatic Porsche? I'm disgusted.

A "dancer" up at Pure Platinum told me that Willis came in and wanted a private dance in the back. But she couldn't make any contact with his knee, and he had to get up halfway through the dance because his knee (among other parts) had stiffened up. When I asked her what was wrong with his knee, she said MM specifically told her not to release any information. She said only that Willis would not return to the Canadian ballet "indefinitely."

Agreed. Houston 13 Buffalo 10 The Texans manage to convert a 4th and 26 on their final drive when "Shutdown Corner" Nate Clements fails to knock down/intercept a wobbling David Carr pass.

That new TV money should kick up the cap...Regardless, I think they should sign him even with today's cap figure. It gets to the point where you eventually have to sign one of your quality young players (unless you run the Buffalo Sabres).

I agree, he is pretty good, and he did play hurt last year...But man, he sure throws like a B word!

It's amazing that a guy who looks so happy in that photo could have so much built up anger.

Preview is up. Look for something today on SportsCenter also. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp...hael&id=2137256

I don't wear conundruums. I'm Catholic.

There you go! All you have to do is find an old Jim Richter jersey and replace the name with Spikes!

What about gamblers? I prefer to have knowledge of injuries (especially when they're listed as 'questionable') if I am wagering some moolah on the game. But, I really don't care that much...

According to this schedule, the Bills t.c. preview should be today. I think I remember last year, they do a 5-8 minute report during the 6pm SportsCenter. Maybe it gets posted after that. So far today, they have only had the Giants & Jets previews on the website. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/feature/feat...ltrainingcamp05

Pretty good question. My roommate is a big Jets fan, and obviously likes Pennington. When he is on, he looks good. But my friend says it is absolute torture to watch him when his accuracy is even just a little off. With his soft tosses, the timing with the receivers has to be right on. When C.P. is on point, the receiver comes out of his break and the ball is right there. But if he is off, every single 10 yard "out" pattern is an adventure. My roomie hates the Bills, but he even mentioned last year that while Bledsoe did suck, he was very envious of a quarterback with a cannon. Plus, C.P. (and JP too) has yet to make it through a full season without an injury. Based on that, I would take JP.

Are you sure Miami still has a team?

I don't see any possible way they both wear blue.

98. The press conference type questions when you stumble home after a night with the boys. Where were you? Why didn't you call? Where's your other shoe? Who's pants are those?