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I didn't think he was the greatest coach, but I sure miss the days of watching Wade Phillips run around in his pajamas with no headset on. He was hilarious. Did he ever wear Zubaz pants on the sidelines?

35-7 in the 2nd half to win. Unbelievable. I said it in the college forum- you can stop them for a quarter or maybe a half, but never the whole game. And while you're stopping them, you need to score 30+ points, because you know that tidal wave of offense will eventually come. Even ASU had to know that 21-3 was not enough. I love 5 play, 77 yard drives.

35-7 in the second half to win. Absolutely unstoppable.

Thunder and Lightning

Biggest jinx post ever.

Down against Oregon also....They'll come back. ASU needs more than 21 to win this game.

Rick's Tally-Ho is right down the street from the airport; might want to leave the family behind for that trip though...

Holy chit. Couch couldn't even flip the bedsheet off of himself when he was too hot. Majik man couldn't change the station on the car radio. That's some serious pain.

An advanced gov't position, or just a chump? Yeah, I know. His death in a fiery explosion would have made fewer headlines. I stopped by my grandparents, and this story was on the news. My grandpa did not even react to the content of the story; he just said "Who the hell is William Bennett?" My sentiments exactly. Thousands of times a day, in Alabama and in New York City, people say things like this, only they wish it would really happen. Katie Couric does not interview them about it.

21 is certainly a breakaway threat, but... Still waiting for that breakaway run. Nice one for a TD on a semi-trick play in Seattle last year when DB did a good job faking the sneak. Also had a nice run against Rams at home that probably would have been a TD if Lee Evans didn't hold. But other than that, he is most definitely not the UMiami RB that he was. I think the Bills masses are ready to explode when Willis takes a designed 4-yard run off-tackle, bursts through the line and goes 78 yards for a TD. Hopefully this weekend....

Can someone please tell me, in all seriousness, who the hell Bill Bennett is and why I should care, or even listen, to what he says?

I don't know, he's not really my type...

I know Michigan played Michigan St. at Spartan Stadium recently...I think it was a big hit- they had a huge, football-size crowd.

I suppose they could- I just don't see it. I can see their defense struggling, but I just can't imagine anyone keeping them under 30. So explosive. Also, you cannot say that they don't play anybody, or the Pac 10 is weak. They play Oregon, Arizona St, Cal, Notre Dame (all ranked) all on the road, and ranked UCLA and preseason #18 Fresno St. at home. Definitely a tough schedule.

Las Vegas Blue Balls Brigade?

The real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson

Nobody's looking for five TD passes per game, but a solid, 10-yard step-and-throw on 3rd and 7 would sure be nice every once in a while.

Slumpbuster, as defined in the song "Big Bottom" by Spinal Tap: The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom, big bottom Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind? I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah Big bottom, big bottom Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em Big bottom drive me out of my mind How could I leave this behind?

I think a lot of people probably hyped this up more than it deserved, and you were expecting a downright hilarious movie. It definitely has a unique humor. That kinda happened to me with "Something About Mary," I had 10 people per day shocked that I hadn't seen it yet and telling me it was the greatest movie ever. I think my expectations were too high and I was a little let down. But as I saw it again.... Personally I laughed hard during ND. Uncle Rico checking out his pipes, and hitting Napolean in the face with a steak are fantastic. "You're just jealous cause I've been chatting online with babes all day."

Has anyone heard of Boca Chica Rum? We used to drink this stuff in college and get out of control. Every time without fail, we would slam back some rum and cokes with Boca Chica, and before you knew it, we were breaking things, fighting other people, and especially fighting each other. Everyone just lost their mind. It was strange because we would drink rum and cokes with Captain or Bacardi, and we would just get drunk. But Boca Chica took it to another level. Just to make sure it wasn't just my college friends, I bought a few bottles and my buddies from Bflo and I had rum and cokes one summer day down on the beach at Sunset Bay. Sure enough, chaos ensued. The stuff is magic. *Note*- I do not recommend operating a boat or waterskiing after consuming Boca Chica. In fact, that should probably be printed right on the bottle....

It is a well known fact that Liz Hurley has the best *real* breasts in Hollywood

Why does it have to be a conspiracy theory? Maybe the Bills realistically thought that he could be back in the first few games, they just weren't sure. Now they know when it looks like he'll return, and they're telling us. By the way, I don't think D-coordinators are hanging on MM's every word about Roscoe: Perhaps the return of Roscoe will bump JP's 48% completion percentage and 119 pass yds per game into the 53%, 150 yd range...

Hilarious

Vinny Testaverde- oh wait Ivan Lendl Roscoe Parrish Wife/girlfriend giving a b.j. without you asking for it, and when it's not your birthday. A b.j. just because...

I'm sure this guy is just repeating what N.O.'s defensive coaches have been saying all week. I wouldn't be scared of JP if I was on defense. He was adequate against the worst team in the league, and horrible in his last two. Plus, I'm sure these guys have seen JP play a little bit (especially the coaches.) He did spend 4 years in Nawlins playing for Tulane, in the Superdome. I'm sure they at least saw him in college, when he (supposedly) played like a 1st round draft pick. If JP plays like he has in the past two games, he can expect to hear at least one defensive player per week chirping to the media about how "We ain't scared of him." If he starts leading touchdown drives and winning games, it will coincidentally become a lot quieter on media day.