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Suggs: to quote Stewie from Family Guy...not a very good tooth-to-gum ratio

24-29, 317 yards, 2 TD's, no picks 5 rushes, 36 yards, 1 TD FedEx Offensive Player of the week Damn talk about doing it all! Not a bad net avg, if he doesn't pan out as our QB we may very well have solved our punting situation

Thank you!

It definitely seems like an unfair, and also unrealistic expectation to be put on Bortles. While I agree Bortles may not be an elite signal caller by any means, I don't think he's the worst either. You're also right in that defenses are going to do their best to eliminate Fournette, thus placing even more pressure on Bortles to beat them with his arm. At the end of the day I have to wonder if Marrone will wish he could un-say that...

Keep em comin fellas, these are all effing priceless!!! ??

I apologize....I'm a little confused on this one...

Damn you for making me laugh at that....

Sweet Jesus is this what they mean when they say developing a refined palate?? Here it is a few days away from first game of the season and I'm getting amped about steak pies, rhubarb crumble, and hot custard...and washing it down with a spot of tea... Thank you gentlemen....and damn you in the same breath

So I've been told!! And hot custard....I now know what I'm getting next visit!!

Every time they handed Tolbert the ball, a little piece of me died inside...

To be honest the only thing I've ever ordered there besides bangers and mash was a burger....and it paled in comparison. Kind of like going to a 5 star steakhouse....and ordering the chicken ?

Two years ago I got to go to an English pub with some coworkers, and had my first encounter with bangers and mash...instantly fell in love...quite possibly because I love peas and mushrooms so much...that's the same thing as sausage and mash yes? I haven't ordered anything different, as I'm a big proponent of "if it ain't broke don't fix it"..

Seeing that makes me want to grab you, hug you tight and scream "Nooooooo" at the top of my lungs

Down here in the Atl, I suppose I'll make myself a homemade Italian hoagie...Publix brand sweet ham, salami, pepperoni, capicola, and smoked provolone, layered as listed, placed in the oven for a quick but effective 8 minutes...and some delicious barbalo wings, served with blue cheese of course. Now if I were so blessed to be home in Buff for the game, its STRAIGHT to La Nova's for their pit bbq wings, and a pizza from Leonardi's (or Just Pizza)..... Man I miss Buffalo food

Every time I've picked the Bills to lose, I've been wrong.... Ravens 37 Bills 10 ?

Thank you Scott...Best of luck to all of you and here's to a great season of football ?

Peterman

Then the Lombardi trophy is ours!

Ditto!

Thank you sir for providing me with an absolutely side-splitting howl of laughter!! I needed that in the worst way!! ???

Me personally, I'd take the commentating job without hesitation. I get to talk about the game I love AND get paid to do so. Granted it may not be as much as some of the higher level coaching positions, but it also doesn't include that stress either. I would also pick commentating over a F/O job, because we've all seen what happens to an organization when they continually stink up the joint and post losing record after losing record. Housekeeping within an organization often times includes a clean sweep of personnel from top to bottom, from the GM to the janitor... Give me the cushy commentating job 1000 times out of 1000 times please.

"You over-officious jerk!" - loved it

I agree. For a guy to beat a female up THAT severely, I'd bet my house that this type of thing has happened before in some way shape or form. Being a Bills fan I'm sure my opinion is somewhat biased, but I don't get the "Horrific Woman Beater Vibe" from Shady. I pray he didn't do that to her, but if it comes out that he did actually do that to her, I'm all for both the NFL AND the law throwing down the gauntlet on him. Any man that could do that to a female deserves to have his ass thrown into the Falls, er, excuse me, jail. As a 9 year old kid, I had to watch my mother get beaten on, and do nothing...it took a concussion, three broken ribs and a fractured skull before she had the strength to take me and my little sister and finally leave. I have a special disdain and hatred for men who beat on women. Again, my first instinct is that Lesean is the victim of a money-hungry, vindictive female. Here's to hoping that's the case, and not that our starting RB did this...

Thank you sir for getting my day started with a hearty chuckle!! Priceless!! ??