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I've met boxes of rocks that appear smarter than Mallet. If we pick him, I hope he succeeds. I just haven't seen too many slow, dumb, hotheads with substance abuse issues holding the Lombardi trophy that's all.

So the Panthers want him to fall to the 2nd where they don't even have a pick so they got him drunk on a job interview? Did they also adjust the bolts in his neck so he would appear so slow?

Starts in the home, ends at the doors of the schools run by hippies.

Reed is going to leave when the Bills pick AJ Green and Bill starts throwing stuff at the TV and calling receivers weak.

The problem isn't hippies like this that are just blathering on in an attempt to get laid, the problem is that sometimes it actually works. That inspires more dolts to scramble for more air time in a bigger effort to get laid. The end result is all of us actually having to listen to this crap. You know when you'll be screaming HELP ME! HELP ME!? Right before your head is rolling down a flight of stairs, that's when.

I didn't read the article but hasn't Karl Malone taken enough of a beating on this site already?

You don't even get your own game? Ok I will give you an example. Boehner crying is to easy as Obama golfing is to frequent. Get it now?

I wasn't attacking the source, I was just asking for information about RT because I am unfamiliar. Don't blame me for these jokers saying it is some sort of Russia thing. Who is it anyway?

Not many dunces that run like Frankenstein are successful in today's NFL.

Is there any mention of Rivers loosing a footrace to an armadillo?

Don't worry there were people doubting these foregone conclusions as far back as 2009. I remember people saying no one on the Celtics would get a fake injury impacting the 09-10 playoff run. Anyway, I'm sure there will be doubters even if I reveal the script the next 20 years in a row.

It wasn't bad spelling it was an incomplete analogy. Boehner crying was to easy as what was to what? You fill in the blanks.

I erased the gross disgusting part of your quote which was uncalled for. Gene is bald and sometimes he gets all self conscious about it. If there is a God how come I have no hair? Etc. Etc. Etc.

No seriously, what is it?

The script says Miami wins next year.

You keep posting all these videos from "RT". What does that stand for? Real Time? Some dude named Rob Thompson? I am not familiar with this source.

bump for Buftex

You know when that kid won't care what color his toenails are? When his head is rolling down a flight of stairs, that's when.

Before your post I didn't think the Bills were racist but now I'm not sure. If I read your entry correctly the Bills have passed on 5 black QBs and only 3 white ones. I have to admit that it does seem strange.

In February 2009 I disclosed that the Lakers would beat either the Magic or Hawks in 5 in 2009; and also noted that they would beat the Celtics in 7 in 2010 and that LeBron James team would win in 2012. Congrats to the Lakers and Heat on their pre-ordained victories. 2011 is tricky as I have mentioned. It will be managed by Stern to be certain, but just how is another matter. I have stated that it will be a "feel good" story. This can be pretty open ended as is not as specific as my previous/future declarations. I would like to be as specific as I can so here are the teams that I think are candidates. Remember, it is not about basketball but about what makes the best story. Strong candidates in no particular order. I have bolded the strongest: New York Knicks - Listed in this category just because they are the only real good story line from the East OK City - Small market, budding stars, young team makes a run all the way and cements the new market Dallas - Cuban's recent statements and stint on Stern influenced ABC makes me think something is in the works Denver - Crazy I know but the George Karl story and lack of Melo would be heartwarming Lakers - Phil Jackson's last year? Barf. Still a good story line but does not open things up for an unusual team. Moderate candidates: Chicago - Tie in to Jordan years? I'm not sure I see the story line but the east is short on them and Chicago coming back would be interesting. Maybe Stern is cuddling up to Obama. Portland - Tie in to Bill Walton? Almost no chance but not zero: New Orleans - If the Saints hadn't already won the Super Bowl Stern might do this. Indiana- Just wishful thinking on my part really but an 8 seed would make a story. No chance at all: San Antonio, Memphis, Orlando, Atlanta, Boston, Miami, Philly. Sorry Buftex; it just isn't there. That's my summary. If I had to pick one team it would be difficult but I think I would lean Dallas only slightly. My gut tells me the Lakers because of Jackson, but a miss could be used to sell story lines down the road and the Lakers are hardly an unusual team. The circumstance is unusual though and it could be set up as a passing of the torch from the Lakers to Miami next year. OK City is another real possibility. Those three to me make the most sense. Feel free to use this thread for discussion, not just predictions. Have fun following the "competition".

When was that? The 1940s? Joe Greene was more valuable because he could crank the handle to get the engine on the team bus started after games. Today's NFL is different. Back then you needed a bunch of guys like that up front but they are too slow for today's game. Think of it this way: In the movie Independence Day, Will Smith was lucky to have that quick and nimble little spaceship he and Jeff Goldberg took to the mother ship. Why? Because it was quick like a CB. Can you imagine if they tried to attack using a slow lineman like Apollo module? End of movie.

I don't think you can sue for carp.

If the new feature called a sunroof causes you to get sunburn on your bald head you should either not get one or just wear a hat. Don't complain about crappy cars just because you are bald. Geez.

Depends on where the cut is made. If you hold still you can still be closed minded.

You know when you're not so open hearted and generous anymore? When your head is rolling down a flight of stairs, that's when.