ieatcrayonz

I don't know whether that is funny, sad or enlightening. Well it is enlightening with funny and sad parts. The enlightening part is that pot turned even the world's most sought after evil criminal genius into a statue-like moron sitting on the floor all day looking at tapes of himself and doing nothing. In this particular case I am glad pot exists. I am glad it has not just drained America of brain power but finally it seems to have benefitted us by sapping our enemy of his brain. From your link I even found more stories discussing OBL ordering large quantities of soda and munchies to his compound. Also listed with all of the computer records found at the hideout is tons of porn. Loooooooooooser. Anyway, I seriously doubt the "treasure trove of intelligence" will get us much information as it is either old or was created when OBL was already a moron. It is interesting to point out that there has been no discernible activity reported since OBL's demise. One would think Ayman al-zawhatever would be toast by now but he probably parted ways with OBL once OBL started lighting up. It's too bad really. The funny part is imagining OBL sitting there with multiple wives nagging him as he wasted his days wasted. The other funny part is that he actually sort of looked a little like a hippy so maybe we should have seen this coming. I wonder how many tie-dyed shirts they found. Loooooser. The sad part is that although it is very well documented that OBL was a danger to the world before pot and a typical moron sitting in squalor after, people all over will continue to sing the praises of dope.

Is that Geico guy a Neanderthal or another type of cavemen? Because he is obviously still alive.

Bin Laden at home The link above describes Osama Bin Laden and what he did during the day. He rehearsed speeches, watched TV and basically sat around doing nothing. I know not everyone is what they seem but does this strike anyone as weird? He had plotted and planned attacks and came up with ideas that perplexed our intelligence community and killed many people. Now this profile emerges of someone who is basically sitting around in a stupor all day. What gives? Was someone else behind all of this or did something happen to OBL? Don't get me wrong, whatever happened I an happy that it did.

There are annoying pop songs everywhere. I don't really listen to pop but you can't avoid it and end up knowing all of these terrible songs. Anyway the one I always hated the most, still switch off but is still being played is: I Love Cecile by the Go-Go's Yes it was a lesbian song before it's time but my dislike for it is not political. It is simply an annoying tune.

I love the picture of Jasper leading the running back. How could the other team even see the guy with the ball?

I didn't include them on my list but they sure would fit the bill wouldn't they? I made a similar mistake last year. Although I called the 7 game series, I started trying to predict individual games and failed miserably. Obviously I got game 6 correct and I did say I thought the Lakers would win a legit game 7, but I think that was it.

Round 1 - Marcel Dareus - I hate to throw a wet blanket on this whole thing but I have no choice. I realize that Dareus is highly regarded, skilled and seemingly the perfect selection, but for goodness' sake did we really draft a French dude as a new leader for DEFENSE of all things? Has anyone paid attention to how the French have defended themselves throughout history? I have a feeling the Bills will be "surrendering" yards like never before. And don't say the French thing doesn't apply to Sports. Do you remember that dude Jean Luc Van de von Hoven that had like a 23 shot lead before the last hole at the British open? I think he took a 27 on the hole and lost in a playoff. French dude. :wallbash: Round 2 - Aaron Williams - This one gets a thumbs up. A new corner is important because of the way the NFL has evolved. Today's game is based on speed. Corners are fast. Think of it this way: would you rather have Spud Webb or Andre the Giant? Andre would crush Spud if he could ever catch him. BUT HE CAN'T. Round 3 - Kelvin Sheppard - Another good pick. He will lead the sheep on the rest of our defense. Let's hope one day at camp he leads a sheep named Maybinot into the coaches office and tells him to bring his playbook. At this point I would like to take a break from the analysis to say something to Osama Bin Laden. you!!!!!!!!!! You're dead. Back to the draft: Round 4 - Two dudes not named Casey Matthews - YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. For months I have been reading mock drafts on this site and every single one of them had Matthews in the 4th. Does Buddy Nix even know how to use the internet? This has got to be some sort of elaborate hoax and because of the lockout there will be no punchline for a while. I am still convinced we got Matthews in this round. Round 5 - Johnny White - I liked this pick a lot because I think he complements Jackson/Spiller very well and he can have a quick impact as a running back. I liked it until I saw..... Round 6 - Chris White - ....and realized that the Bills were simply picking dudes from a phone book. Round 7 - Justin Rogers - I guess Buddy got out of the can in time to make another pick. More speed. Round 7 - Michael Jasper - Speaking of being in the can, I hope no one has to wait in line for a stall behind this guy. OMG can you imagine? Anyway, he was picked in the 7th round so what the heck? Why not?

:lol: Canadian colleges. Good one.

Um dude, every mock draft on this site has him going to us in the 4th. I'm sure NGU reports this back to the Bills brass. It is almost impossible with two 4th round picks that we fail to pick him.

It will e Froman if we pick one. Just a hunch.

Did the NFL assign us Casey Matthews in the 4th yet?

I have consistently said that this is the year that an "unusual" team will win and/or a team with a heartwarming/compelling story would win. That does not mean Chicago is the only candidate to be the Eastern finalist, just that they are the only Eastern team that could win in the Finals if they make it. If another Eastern team has been selected to lose in the Finals it could possibly be Miami to set up the story for next year, but I'm not sure Stern will go that route. As you well know, my "conspiracy theory" has held true since February 2009 when I gave the Finals winners for 09, 10, 11 and 12. At some point even you have to realize that my "theory" is much like the "theory" of gravity. I had three top candidates based on the criteria I spelled out in 2009. All three are past round 1 alive. Would a serious basketball handicapper have had Dallas as one of his top three teams with a chance at winning it all? Watch and learn as one of those three or Chicago will win it. Chicago's best chance is a Jordan or Obama tie in with both seeming less plausible than the Jackson retirement/young superstars in new market/Cuban finally gets his ring scenarios. At least to me it does.

They mostly serve green salad in those rooms because so many Hollywood types are Vergans.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

So that actually was Rosenpfeffer on the couch?

Updated with strike through to reflect round 1 results.....will update Mem/SA when done. All three top choices remain.

I posted that in another thread. I find it interesting that Mallett volunteered to help him in this video. That was very nice of him.

You left out: and he runs like Frankenstein.

Ok I thought it was Rosenstein but I guess it could have been a chair warmer now that I think about it. Anyway, I thought Poz and Lynch got along. They probably just didn't talk because the offense and defense had meetings in different rooms. I wonder if Mallett will dress and abuse substances like Daly. Do the players on football teams technically have to wear the uniform or is that volunteary? It would be cool to seeing Mallett wear some golf attire. It is interesting both that he already has a family and the video shows that he takes his kid golfing. A steady foundation is always important. I am still not sure they will take him..... Listen to the scout discuss Kapernick and then Mallett They are two different scouts but the enthusiasm level is a sharp contrast.

I understand that the internet is vast and that nasa has to compete for page hits but do they really have to sink to this level?: :thumbdown:

Poz and Lynch attended some camp together for anticipated top picks. At the end one of the coaches picked two random guys out and used them as an example. He said to the group that these two guys would not end up together but they could stay in touch so they have contacts around the league. Those two guys turned out to be Poz and Lynch. Weird story huh? Anyway, maybe sports science was filming at that camp and Mallett just volunteered to help out because the clip was clearly about Dareus. If so that was nice of him and he would make a good teammate. I wonder if Dareus is talking him up. I did not know about agents not being hired. Is Drew Rosembloom just buddies with that one guy he sat with last night?

I would like to see the Bills take Bowers or the TE from ND or a an LB that brings it. A CB is always a good choice. As you know, I am not sure about Mallett but he did work out with Dareus so this is interesting. I posted a video clip in another thread.

Does anyone know if Dareus and Mallett have the same agent? Does that agent have a relationship with the Bills? If so it looks like Mallett could be the pick. They worked out together as shown here. The clip focuses on Dareus and Mallett was only in the first 45 seconds or so, but the fact that he was there at all makes me wonder if they will end up together. Remember that story about Poz and Lynch? This could be similar.

Today's NFL requires speed Some people do not see this need if the Bills pick a corner Bill will act like a mourner even though it is what we will need or In round 2 a QB named Ryan whose brain in college was fryin' his wonderlic: 9 he runs like Frankenstein he'll get sacked and we'll all be a-sighin'

I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone and I don't think they are capable of murder. It is not because of their dementia mostly, it is because they are weak and slow. Who are they going to kill that won't kill them first? I am sure there is some "old on old" crime out there but it is mostly denture theft and bingo fraud.