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Get the hornets, not the bees. They get way more pissed than bee PLUS hounds shoot them easier. Bees are best used with German Shepherds.

If you had seen 10 episodes of Sponge Bob and someone posted a link to Episode 11 and claimed it held the cure for cancer would you feel the need to watch it before commenting?

You posted a link to a two hour video about 30 minutes ago and ask him if he watched it? To answer your question: Yes I watched it. I clicked on the link right when you posted it and finished watching 29 minutes ago. I skipped all the parts about Niribu and conspiracy so it made it go much faster.

I have learned that this is not politics. I did find this funny from the comments section:

Does anyone else wish he just got a room, a box of kleenex and about 14 seconds of privacy and that this thread never existed? Geez dude.

I would not recommend getting anything with less than 72,500 square feet of living space. Even a 50k sq ft home may seem a little big at first, but before you know it you're feeling like it is a starter home and moving is a pain in the behind. Start at 72.5k. Trust me.

Let me just chime in on Gene. I for one think we ought to give some posters a little extra slack when venting. I didn't see why Gene was banned but I know he is sensitive and has a hair trigger. Well, a lack of hair trigger. I didn't see why I was banned either but whatever. I think I was banned for posting a response deemed political replying to a post on page 1 of a thread because I hadn't read a warning on page 6 of the "Rashard Mendenhall thinks Osama was a cool dude" thread to keep politics out but I was probably just banned just because. I usually read all the posts in the thread before responding but I was a little busy that day because code name Ennifer was trying to track down Sage and I had to get him hid again. The only reason I haven't posted in the "Last post wins" thread is that I still haven't read everything in it yet. Can someone summarize it for me? It keeps geting ahead of me. I really want in. Plus what is the prize? Also I had a hard time avoiding politics in the "Rashard Mendenhall thinks Osama was a cool dude" thread. Let me just say this: Sorry. Anyway about Gene. I feel bad because I have pointed out his baldness from time to time and this puts him on edge which probably led to politics in the "Rashard Mendenhall thinks Osama was a cool dude" thread. If Gene had hair he would be more laid back and would have probably avoided politics in the "Rashard Mendenhall thinks Osama was a cool dude" thread. Let me just say this: Sorry Gene. And this: Gene: You're bald. Own it.

Sounds like the song wasn't the only thing it elevated. In the future you may want to keep some things private.

The leaders on the team will calm him down. When he tells one of our leaders on defense like Kel.....Whit......um....... Um....oh....wait...........Long live Hulk.

Who is she?

So if Egyln has Power of Attorney for his mom and he can vote for her, and Peace is an attorney all the time, does that mean he always has Power of Attorney? Because if you are an attorney without the power of an attorney then you are not an attorney at all but just a paper tiger. Therefore Peace must be able to vote for anyone given his power of attorney. Ergo, if he beats Egyln to the voting booth he can vote for Egyln's mom. I think Peace is about to pull a fast one on Egyln. If you ask me I think these attorneys have too much power.

Pitchers just stand on the mound, they don't catch fly balls.

I can see keeping politics out of OTW. I had a tough time keeping politics out of the "Rashard Mendenhall thinks Osama Bin Laden was a really cool dude" thread. I found that difficult. It was also tough to heed the warning on page 6 of the thread while replying to a post from page 1. Does speaking negatively of a Steeler count as politics?

Broads. Comprende?

....but by the end of the day, Tommy worked up enough courage to go down the water slide; just like all of the other girls at Melinda O'Rourke's 6th birthday party.

I like the hippy logo in the back of the screen shot. It just calls out to me. It says......do not click this link. What is that RT channel? I keep forgetting every time you link it. With all due respect you both may want piece but if you talk to chicks like you write about politics, neither one of you will be getting piece.

I was afraid you were going to say something like that. I just find it really sad. All religions do it. Sunnis and Shiites have slightly different beliefs like Catholics and Protestants but at least they recognize each other as being under the same umbrella. To not even acknowledge Mormons just seems wrong. Christians have this too but sort of in reverse. The "born again Christians" don't even recognize Protestants and Catholics as being true Christians. They believe P's and C's will burn in hell along with Jews and Mormon/Muslims, Hindu and everyone else. Most religions do this but I didn't realize Islamic religion did. The Jews have a group that has funny hats and haircuts and stuff but they are very religious. They are always telling the regular Jews what to do which is probably annoying, but the regular Jews took it too far and starting calling them acidic Jews. It's just plain mean. Even within religions it just seems none of us can get along. I'm pretty sure that is Japanese.

Ok Sunni, cool. I don't understand your question about Mormon/Muslim. I was just asking about the difference. Is it like Catholic/Protestant/Hare is in Christianity? To oversimplify, in Christianity the Catholics started the whole religion. After a while a couple of things happened. The Pope and his inner circle got arrogant and basically they forgot they were just people. They took advantage of their high position which is un-Christian. A dude named Martin Luther, not the black guy the other one, objected and stayed Christian but bolted from Catholicism. That is why the the word "protest" is in the term Protestant. They were protesting the Pope, not the religion itself. The Hares are a whole different story. These guys are from India. At least they started there. The Christian religion was expanding and when a lot of Indian people starting joining up, the Euros wanted to establish their dominance so they nicknamed the Indian Christians the Hare Christians. In this case Hare is not pronounced like the type of rabbit. It is pronounced "hairy", so basically the Euros were being douches and called their new religious brothers the "hairy Christians" because a lot of Indian people have excessive hair. That is why to this day when you see these guys, they usually have shaved their heads because the whole thing gave them a complex and they were trying to fit in. It isn't fair but it happens in every religion. Sad really. Anyway is the Mormon/Muslim thing similar? I sure hope not.

Ok I get it with the Jesus Christ thing I suppose but it just seemed like a big coincidence. And saying holy cow wouldn't have done anything because we weren't talking about India. I guess I was reading too much into the JC thing because of the rest of the jew Israel bashing you were doing. Sorry. Please please please don't take offense at my question about where you were born/live and how it relates to your religion. It is just that when you have Islamic faith but are also American born that means you are a Mormon. Mitt Romney for example. Do I have them wrong? Is a Muslim one type of Islamic and a Mormon another type of Islamic like Catholic, Protestant and Hare Christians for example? I know there is Sunni and Shiite but I thought they were both the overseas types. I guess I am confused on which part of Islam is Muslim and which part is Mormon.

You were arguing with the dude about throwing rocks and said you know nothing about Judaism but then blame the Israeli government for lots of stuff. The Israeli government is based partially on Judaism so you are basically blaming Judaism even though you know nothing about it. The next two words you type are the most common thing in history which is blamed on the Jews. Jesus Christ. Was this a coincidence somehow? On a side note I find it interesting that you are Muslim. Did you move to the US or are you a Bills fan living overseas?

If you know nothing about Judaism then why three sentences later do you blame them for killing Jesus? You admit you are uninformed so please don't level such accusations. I am no expert on religion but I don't think the the Jewish faith killed Jesus. Were there some Jewish dudes involved? Probably so, but there were some other Jewish dudes who were against the whole thing going down the way it did. I don't think you should blame "the Jews".

My simplistic sarcastic analogy was itself a reply to a simplistic yet non-sarcastic analogy which attempted to keep score by counting dead bodies. You don't like it? Well maybe try reading it properly first. Did I equate Israelis to the family at home and Palestinians to the armed robbers or vice versa? Or did you make that comparison for yourself? Personally I don't think counting dead bodies is a great way of measuring anything.

WOW WOW WOW!!!!!! Bob was right. That rapper is pissed.

What is the stupid reason that a rapper is mad at Obama? I must have missed that one.

You are so right. He defended your ridiculous assertion that body count is the primary measuring stick with incredible skill. Except not. It seems he actually defended the random killings in the same way a 5 year old boy would defend hitting his three year old brother: "He did it first Mom".