I'd like to teach you a lesson here. What you wrote constitutes and offer. If I give you a time machine you have to !@#$ Sinead O'Connor. Forgetting for a moment that a clock and a watch could be considered machines from a legal standpoint, there is another problem. I could give you a time machine that only hops into the FUTURE and you would be obligated. I am just trying to help here and teach you to be careful. For now I will not hold you to your written statements.