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Plus the time machine is not needed for Boehner and Obama.

Who is she bringing? I can get Beerboy or Sage for cheap.

Which one was jukin and which one was high fiven? Frankly I can barely imagine Boehner being physically capable of a high five and the jukin thing is out of the question much like Eileen from Seinfeld dancing. When I clicked on this link I thought for sure he was apologizing for continuing to record. This sure is a let down.

Right. Kelly did not learn bad habits from his father. His father knew his limitations. The same is also true for Unitas' father and Montana's father and on and on. Name one bad NFL QB whose son became anything. Just one. As for the horse racing reference that is a whole different sport of which by the way I am an expert having picked 9 of the last 12 Derby exactas cold, but the dads provide the genetics only and then let trainers take over. This is what Luck's crappy qb father should have done. People are not as objective as horses though. Luck passed along his bad NFL habits instead of just the genetics. Archie Manning was a good QB so your argument falls flat there.

Look, I think she did it too but I am using something tangible which is she looks guilty. All of this stuff on your list is circumcisional at best.

1. Good qualities: Black dude with one of those African hats with a lot of green and black in it. Must have an accent but be somewhat understandable. Can be kind caring type or ruthless killer. Can't be both. Killer type has to have an evil look in his eye at ALL times. No nuance. Kind/caring type needs to be befriended by some American chick in trouble after having stumbled on a conspiracy. Woman can't be totally smart or dumb. Has to be in between and confused. Think along the lines of Ellen Page, not Rachel Weisz or her twin sister or Megan Fox. And yes I realize they are all super dumb in real life but their persona is what matters. Another good quality is a snooty white guy who owns expensive stuff and is 100% completely evil but also very very sneaky and able to weasel out of things. Make sure this dude never goes 10 minutes without saying the phrase "diplomatic immunity". Ever. He must also have some high ranking American politician in his hip pocket but it must look like a lower level American is the bad guy at first. Bad qualities: Kind caring black dude type is never supposed to make a mistake. He must be as wise as someone who has lived on the planet for 10,000 years. Snooty white guys must have at least 16 personal assistants but no more than 23. Anything outside those guidelines just won't work. None of the ambassadors should ever order their own food. 2. In real life or the show? In real life they get to join if they grease enough third world countries and hate Israel. In the show, as long as they don't have webbed feet and speak in clicking noises everything should be fine. Remember, although ambassadors and staff can be shown to be corrupt, the UN itself must be shown as the pinnacle of virtue. Mess that one up and be writing Wednesday night dinner theater in Akron. 2a. After formal admission the ambassadors grow webbed feet and start speaking in clicking noises. If they really get pissed off the clicking noises hurt the ears of all the regular ambassadors. The rest of the nations immediately regret granting irrevocable membership but they are hosed. The new ambassadors not only begin to dominate the discourse but eat all of the good food at the buffet by using their clicking noises to advance to the front of the line. P.S. I hope you realize that the webbed feet and clicking noises only apply to Atlantis. If the dudes rose up from underground they would revert to having eyes like slits and eating bugs. If they were just isolated from the rest of the world at random they could gradually learn to hit on the hottest chicks and steal all the good looking ones. No matter what though, at the end, all of the other nations of the world must come together as one to defend the planet. They must put aside their petty differences and become a cohesive team. They can either defeat or convert their foe.

I think she is guilty too but it is based on pictures of her. She looks guilty. That is why I have to admit I am a bit worried for Beerboy and/or Sage. Am I so worried I am going to turn away $$$$$$$$$ in return for their safety? Of course not, but I am worried.

Go back to your own thread cheapo.

Does anyone calling Luck a "once in a generation guy" remember how bad his father stunk? Case end point: Gale Gilbert's kid was supposed to save UT but how did that work out? Good luck with luck.

At least they don't pick on girls.

Dude that is gross.

Despite the presence of Bebe, Ennifer does a full 99.6% of the talking in that group. Trust me, you're in the clubhouse looking for cover by the time they reach the 4th tee. Frankly there is a pretty good chance Gandhi "accidentally" knocks her out with a hybrid during a "practice" swing before they make the turn.

I think al Alwaki was only part white. No way is his last name Anglo. Alwaki? That does not sound German. His first name was Al though so there must have been some white in there somewhere.

I think the three stooges were jewish so maybe he was including Netanyahu. But then again most golf groups are foursomes. Geez this is confusing. Anyway Sage is right about the analogy thingy except it is even easier to shoot down. College boy just made it complex instead of using Occum's Shaver. Anyway how is Netanyahu supposed to play golf with Hitler without a time machine? This is the whole point of the argument Williams was making. Boehner got his butt kicked on the scorecard but really he only missed two critical short putts. The match play format made it look lopsided in favor of Obama. If he had a time machine then Boehner would go back and change the rules to stroke play and win. If Netanyahu had a time machine he would go back and convince Nevin Chamberlin not to give Hitler an episiotomy.

Dude allergies are bad but they do not make someone turn blue. I'm not sure what color people turn but it is not blue. Blue is the choking color. Or suffocating. I'm sure they wouldn't have assigned the same color to three different afflictions.

You know he only got drunk in his younger days. I think he knew you were stealing his money but he was a nice guy and let you take it. I think he stopped drinking after my friend Brian Temple jumped from the third story and missed the swimming pool. That really spooked Skinner because Brian was drunk when he did that. Skinner was a mess at the funeral.

I don't remember driving it but did you see all the money he kept in the glove box? Anyway, about the other thread that is pretty freaky. Do you think it was because they knew about the kidnapping?

But he mostly sings about drinking and when people are drunk they don't usually write death threats because they are too drunk to find a pen.

In fairness to the right wingers, some might have made death threats to the Dixie Chicks because of their crappy music.

Dude it was both. Plus bread. He choked. The help didn't know how to handle it. She just stood there and watched him turn blue. It was awful.

1. You must be connected to the leader of your country and be able to maintain a straight face at all times. For example: "The Libyan ambassador to the UN then called Gadaffi to notify him that Libya had been selected as the lead nation on the UN council on human rights." Did it say he was laughing? No. Straight face. 2. Didn't you see Lethal Weapon part 2? There are tons of staffers. Some are hot little blond chicks that end up sleeping with Mel Gibson but most drive around with krugerands in their trunk and shoot up LA. Unfortunately for movie goers, they continually miss both Gibson and Danny Glover resulting in about 46 more Lethal weapon sequels. 3. If a department/division has not accepted enough bribes per annum on a rolling quarterly basis it is put on probation. 3 consecutive rolling quarters under bribe quota and the division/department is banished. This was also covered in LW2 when they spread the plastic on the rug in that guy's office.

Maybe he was calling Boehner Hitler and Obama Netanyahu.

Really? Does that mean you knew Skinner? Do you remember his Impala? I think we're cousins dude. I can't believe you kidnapped your own flesh and blood. That's low. Just to be sure....did you have a Granddaddy Bo?

Saying whilst makes you seem snooty.

He was my 2nd cousin and he died when he'd barely turned two. It was Peanut butter and Jelly that did it. Do you remember an old family story like that. How about someone nicknamed "Skinner"?