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In case anyone is wondering, and in an effort not to offend the hated, I have scrambled the letters but revealed who John Adams hates below. If you are worried about it don't click the spoiler. If you do click but then get worried, don't unscramble the letters: I hope this has helped.

Dude I don't mean to be a prick but this board is for politics. Most of the haiku threads are on the main board.

Do they do internships? Maybe you can send your resume to Buddy.

Dude water is liquid and air is gas. No fart jokes please, I mean gas by the technical definition. Obviously air and water are different. Have you ever heard the term "breath in the air"? Of course you have. Have you ever heard the term "breath in the water"? Not unless you are a carp or a trout or a whale you haven't. You know why, because we need oxygen to live and the layman's term for oxygen is air. We do need water to live but water also has hydrogen in it. And what is with everybody splitting hairs about the psycho guys? Geez if these guys are so bent on a title maybe they should consult with themselves to determine if their issue is rooted in childhood. I mean really. I hear the same crap from opticians and opthamologists. Just STFU and give me my glasses already.

You know when I first saw the word Pallindome I just figured it was a big hockey arena in Alaska.

It did not say determine, I said predict. I would not expect it to be 100% accurate but even if he raised red flags on 50% of the Williams-like flame outs the Bills could avoid a lot of trouble. Dude I have a hamster that says he is a gerbil. Same thing as the psych-whatevers. They are the same thing like air and oxygen . And a homonym can be either what you described or two different words that mean the same thing. It should probably be named a bionym because of that but I am not 100% up on Latin.

I forgot. Look it up. I think it is an opponym or a pallindome but I might be mixed up on that.

Dude I don't want to be a prick but you started in. Psychologist and psychiatrist are two words which mean the same thing. The term used is homonym and please refrain from making gay jokes because that is not what it means. Anyway, another example of this is "oxygen" and "air". Different words....same thing.

bump because people from the other thread wanted to see this one.

It's actually worse. It's like you taking a stripper into the company truck and putting a bumper sticker on the back that says:

My clarification points to an entire thread discussing the topic which was on the front page yesterday so is probably on page 2 now. Here is a quote from the other thread which may help clarify: Still, I think if you read through the entire thread it would help more. It is only 2 pages and I just bumped it.

Maybe you prefer dice or roulette? Because that is what you are doing when you ask a football GM who is well versed in seeing football talent, but has no training in the inner workings of the human mind, to take all aspects of the process into his own realm of responsibility. Personally, I think throwing a few bucks at an expert can never hurt. If you were buying a house would you have the title searched by an expert and the frame inspected by an expert or would you just say that because you found it attractive that you should buy it? Geez dude get a grip.

I view these as different type scenarios which I spelled out in the other thread. I hadn't thought of Kelsay but brought up Merriman. In his case I think it was a physical thing and a psychologist wouldn't have helped. Take a look at it and let me know what you think. I'm worried about them signing Fitz/FJ/SJ without covering all the bases. Are you a psychologist or just winging it? I will leave that analysis for the professionals but your post above is in line with the thread from yesterday until you start trying to be a psychologist.

I think that is a step in the process, yes. Are you suggesting bringing a fortune teller or a tear-o card reader or something? I know teams cannot completely predict the future but they should try to do what they can. I think a psychologist is the best shot but if you believe in psychics and stuff then whatever. Personally I think that other stuff is bunk.

Sorry if you missed a step. The contract caused the relaxed attitude which caused the "injury". Get it now? There was a thread about this yesterday called "Cheapness as a weapon". It is probably on page 2 by now. That thread was created before the announcement that Williams season is over. I guess it looks like a prediction thread now but I can honestly say it was not.

Whatever dude but be careful. If Ennifer finds out, the porn chick will be a goner and you will be he next Bobbit.

Rolling ball of butcher knives leads to big contract leads to rolling ball of butter knives leads to season ending "injury". What a shock. Let's sign Fitz/Jackson/Stevie right away.

Hardy har har. Hilarious. This is a serious subject for some people and making fun of it with boner jokes is unnecessary.

Two things you may have missed: 1. If you or anyone else really gave a crap about this kid instead of just an abstract notion of "equality" your advice would be less theoretical and more practical. The kid's name is Bobby Montoya. That's a pretty cool sounding name and he should use it to his advantage. Here is some practical advice for him: He should go to the girl scout director and simply say That would definitely work. 2. I didn't know Booster's name was Bobby. Did you?

I think the ad is sort of funny but the main guy is really rude to the stagehands. Plus I have never heard of him. Nick Searcy? I think Cain will need bigger stars than that. When does the movie come out? I can't say it looks good but I will watch the trailer.

You seem bitter and desiring to blame the Bills for everything. Do you realistically think the Ravens/Jets/Patriots/Packers/Whoever would have seen the transition of Williams into the rolling ball of butter knives? I hear you on the skills of Johnson, age of Freddie and inconsistency of Fitz but if they all display the decline in desire like Williams none of that will matter. One time in Buffalo I drove through a town called Lackawanna which I think is an Iriquois word meaning "I don't want to". I think Lackawanna is something the Bills have seen in KW and should fear in SJ/RF/FJ more than any age or inconsistency issues. Drafted low ------> worked his butt off ----------> played great ----------> made everyone a believer ---------------> kept playing great -----------> got a big contract -------------> played like crap -----------------> got injured. See a pattern? Want to see it again with Fitz/Jackson/Johnson?

You can do both you know. I'm sure there are multiple threads about Edwards and deservedly so, but this one is meant to discuss contracts. I am not saying Edwards is blameless, but it has to be challenging when you have a critical player sign a big contract and morph from relentless force into someone either watching from the sidelines or just plain playing poorly. Edwards is under pressure to play a guy like Williams because of the $$$ even though the $$$ seem to be the root cause resulting in a player who is either already on the bench due to injury or should be on the bench due to horrible production. The Williams problem is not one Edwards seems able to fix and it is not fair to expect that from any DC. As I said, this is not to absolve Edwards from all blame, just the rolling ball of butter knives.

Blah blah blah whatever dude. Maybe it's an injury maybe it's not. The point is he is NOT earning the money. He played like crap all year before his "injury" too. Now the injury, when he gets back it might be some other excuse or maybe we'll get lucky and he will play well. Evidence is clearly pointing south, not north. Maybe being a rolling ball of butter knives feels safer than being a rolling ball of butcher knives. I never thought it would happen but it did. The Bills just need to be careful with the other guys because you don't want 4 big cap hits and zero production. This is why I said they should have a psychologist on the negotiating staff. I doubt Buddy Nix would have seen the signs of Williams' impending decline, and it is not fair to ask that of him. It is fair to ask him to hire someone who can help him read the signs on display if there are any.

They should have a promotion where they do the Tour de France on the high speed rail with the trains running. It would be a ratings bonanza, promote the rail line and teach the spandex mafia a lesson they will not soon forget.