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You are both barking up the wrong tree. They use telekenisis.
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Vibrating "Harry Potter" broom...
ieatcrayonz replied to The Dean's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Who's BF? I hope Ed doesn't die as a result of "making friends" with his new broom. He is too much fun. Is fellat-o-cution a formal cause of death? -
In movie number 1, they ONLY care about the family jewels. They don't need Daryl Talley yet. Maybe in movie 2. I am not averse to collaborating for move 2 but 1 is too far along to share the credit.
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Very good ideas, but the fish heads in my movie are mysterious and heroic, not omnipotent. They are stealthy but very focused on protecting the jewels. These jewels have run in their family for generations and now the nefarious oriental woman and her gang are messing with them. The fish heads are much too busy protecting the family jewels to worry about fixing the Super Bowl. Thanks anyway. If the movie is big, maybe this could play in the sequel.
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Vibrating "Harry Potter" broom...
ieatcrayonz replied to The Dean's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Thanks a lot. No more making fun of moronic posts from Ed for six weeks. He'll be locked in his "broom closet". -
The closest Ed will ever get to a woman's foot is when his mom's foot finally kicks him out the door on his 35th birthday.
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Only a subtle difference between my first entry and this....... Just What The Mike Hunt Ordered I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Mike Hunt You've Got Questions. We've Got Mike Hunt. Where's The Mike Hunt? My Doctor Says 'Mike Hunt'
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I tried Ibtg81..... Which Twin has the Ibtg81? Men Can't Help Acting On Ibtg81. Shouldn't this one be the other way around? The Ibtg81 Drinker's Lightweight Ibtg81 Sweet as the Moment When the Ibtg81 Went "Pop" Of course this particular moment hasn't happened yet. Tossed aside like a used Ibtg81 bag.
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Cool. Thanks. That thing looks like "Alien". I'm pretty much done with the first movie, and without letting on too much, the fish heads are good guys. Maybe in the sequel these things can come in as their arch nemesis. I'm not too concerned about the sequel yet. I'll keep it in mind.
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Is that what they called you in grade school, an exception?
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Golisano Bills owner = more NFLPA power
ieatcrayonz replied to Pyrite Gal's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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Why do you have to be such a jerk to people? I think I found a picture of her and posted it in my profile. Stop being mean. i think it is an old picture but she look very nice.
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OK so BF's first name is Brandon. His last name must begin with an F I guess. I still don't know what you're talking about. First you make crass comments toward Lana and now you make snide ones about Pyrite Gal. Do you have issues with women? Are you a massageonist? Get a grip and stop being so angry. At least keep it to yourself. All I wanted to do was see if someone here had professional advice on marketing a movie. I didn't want to end up in a batle with you. I can start another thread for that if you'd like. I'll call it..... Ed gives head.
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Ed is really a sicko about it. Pathetic. Until recently I haven't tried to hit on anyone on this or any other board. I still haven't really tried. The new girl named Pyrite Gal seems smart, intersting and I have to admit I'm a bit curious. Pyrite sounds dangerous.
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But the capachino thing is a key turning point. It is seminal to the story. Seminal in the dictionary sense, not the Lovecraft sense. How do you let them know, without letting them know?
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Boring songs and irrelevent nostalgia acts
ieatcrayonz replied to Johnny Coli's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
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She is about the right age and seems to be getting a reputation as a popular actress. She could replace Nevv. I really can't get carried away thinking about actresses until I can get the script in front of the right people. As for HP Lovecraft I don't think he should work on it. He sounds like a porno guy and although there is some sex it is not a porno. If I get desperate I may ask you to contact him. At least this way the movie could have more than one happy ending.
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Look who's trying to hit on Lana and be subtle. Horrible try. Who is BF and why do you think I'm him?
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I have an idea for movie and don't really know how to market it. I came here looking for a bit of adivce and we got sidetracked a bit on the movie idea itself. That's not really what I was after. I don't want to give away the whole film and the thread would get longer than that guy who used to post on the football side would write. Fake fat sunny. He must be on vacation because I haven't seen him. I just wanted some ideas. A couple of people tried to help. When I went into the movie people took stuff out of context and I think some people unfairly made fun of it. BTW, during the movie the Bills win the Super Bowl but it is not really part of the plot. I hope at least that makes someone happy.
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I don't want to give too much away, but at the end is a flashback where they zoom in on the fish head. It ends up explaining a lot but not everything.
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There is some sex in the movie but I just didn't put it in the description. I'm hoping to maybe get Nevv Campbell but it would be someone about her age. She is the detective and is seduced by a dude. He is really a good guy but under the power of the oriental woman and putting Nevv in danger. When they make love you see that the oriental woman is watching through the window. What you don't see is that there is a fish head in a tree right behind her. In this scene I envision the song playing in the background very softly. It will be very eerie I think. Like the Jagged Edge where you're not sure who is good or bad. The song is used at 3 or 4 parts of the movie but you can only tell why at the very end. Very funny about the scratch and sniff.
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I re-read this thread andI guess I should have put in more detail if I was to expect constructive advice. I don't want to give away the whole story but There are missing jewels. It is a port city At various times there are fish hauls entering the port from sea. Fish heads start being spotted all over town and they are clues leading to the jewels. At the critical turning point a fish head is actually seen drinking cappachino in an Italian restaurant with an oriental woman. It is a twist that would take a long time to describe. I can't get into too much more without giving away a lot. I hope you can see that I'm serious and if you have contacts I'd appreciate them. I know this is a football board but at least I took it to Off the Wall. I haven't had any luck and am sort of grasping at straws.
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The next time it rains....I'm going to put a cake outside in his honor.
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Very funny all. Thanks for the input. Of course I have added to the foundation of the story laid out by B&N. It is sort of a spy movie. IMO very intriguing. If you don't want to help, fine. There is no need to make fun of someone's idea.
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Did any of you ever have a great idea but not know how to get it started? I have had one for a long time but don't know about next steps. I don't know anyone in Hollywood. I have long thought that the song Fish Heads by Barnes and Noble would make for a great Hollywood storyline. I don't know anyone in Hollywood and have tried without luck to contact Barnes and Noble who wrote the song to see if they could fund it. Their store employees have not been helpful. Here are the lyrics. I think it would be great. If anyone knows anyone please let me know. Thanks.