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It seems this thread has brought in all the loonies. World takeover? They're cows. Giant fish farts cause planes to go down?

Whales have nothing to do with it. Mammals create methane. I have not seen anything indicating fish are to blame. Also, fish are in the ocean, not on Earth, so global warming would not impact them. The bermuda triangle is a myth easily explained by mathematics.

While you laugh it up, some people are making contigency plans. Link My question is if the cows and other mammals caused the problem in the first place, why not exclude them from the return trip? Just bring back humans, reptiles, plants, etc. We would not want to start the process all over again.

Please Coach and Keg don't make this political. I would like to keep to the serious topic of cows and their farts. I have now learned that it is all mammals and feel bad for cows. This is not a political argument. Democrats and Republicans need to discuss if we as people should exterminate all mammals from the planet so that it remains safe for insects, plants, humans, reptiles, birds, snakes, dogs, cats, and amphibians. It would not be a pretty thing to do, but it may be necessary. In the short term, it could help refrigeration companies which will help the economy.

That can't really work. If it did then why not just install a mini blow torch near every cows butt? It would keep them warm in winter and solve global warming.

In this case I think the mad cows have a right to be pissed. Why just blame them? As for the remedy, I don't think I'll be lighting any of my body parts on fire to save the world. I don't know where my flatus is, but it sounds painful. Can you say biting off your nose to spite your face?

I have seen several articles in the past partially blaming cows for global warming. The articles mention that cows produce methane. This can only be with thier farts right? I have a couple of questions about this. Is it only cows or is it all mammals? If it is all mammals, why do cows take such a beating? Is the press out to get them? Is this why they are sometimes mad? If it is only cows, why would we not just kill all of them? It's not like they're hard to catch. Can I change my diet to help save the planet? Can cows? On the other hand, could we change our diets to speed it up?

Do you have an HR department? If you do, file complaint after complaint about her. Or you could just borrow my taser.

With Moulds leaving we need to sit back and feel compassion for the real victims, the strippers of Western NY.

That's the one. I'm sure it made them a lot of money but it also killed them. The bassist, Tony Levin, let his new girlfirend write a song and convinced the band to release it. Richard Wakeman, the keyboardist did not want to release the song and almost qut the band beacuse of it. In the end, it was a two edged sword for them. I hope the girl was at least hot.

The 80s band kajagoogoo really rocked but they put out their one bad song as a single and it killed their career. They had one really great song called Pathway to Persia. I think it could have been an all time rock classic. Here are the lyrics: There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a pathway to persia And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a pathway to persia There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure And you know sometimes words have three meanings In the tree by the dune there's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a pathway to persia There's a feeling I get when I look to the east And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the sand And the camels of those who stand looking Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a pathway to persia And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the persian will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the desert will echo with laughter And it makes me wonder If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the Persia Queen Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Cuz they both lead to persia Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know The persian's calling you to join him Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know Your pathway lies on the sand storm And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our souls There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll Woe oh oh oh oh oh And she's buying a pathway to persia There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a pathway to persia And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for And she's buying a pathway to persia, uh uh uh.

They must have just read one of Ed's threads. My guess is horrible human being but it could have been telephone pole.

Oh my God. Do you cry out the itsy bitsy spider too? When the rain washes him out? Boo hoo. Buy stock in Kleenex corp everyone because Ed just spilled his milk.

Take one gallon of sulfuric acid and heat it to 109 degrees. Pour 3 quarts of it directly on to the magents you want de-magnetized. Stick your elbow in the remaining quart while singing a Gordon Lightfoot song. "The Cat's in the Cradle" works best but any Lightfoot song will do. Either that or call the help line in Brooklyn.

Mark, I don't think the band was even aware that Durand Durand was named after Sirhan Sirhan. They were victims in a sense, but their named was still derived from his. I don't think Jane Seymour can be so easily excused. It is odd when the pop band has a political name and the political guy gets his name from Cher's husband......and later even he turns political. I wonder if it was a strange circle that ultimately got Sonny into politics.

Well D'uh Dennis. Of course it was Annie Lennox. She had dropped the n from her name and added the x to be more cutting edge. There were many bands and artists in the 80s who wanted the x in their name to be cool. The band was almost named the Eurhythmix.

That's some good listening. These assasinations and attempts in the 70s/80s impacted a lot of people. I'd like to hear tapes like that from when Reagan or the Pope were shot or when that guy shot down Thurman Munson's plane.

Your statement is correct but so was mine. The character Durand Durand was named for Sirhan Sirhan.

Humor is an essential part of life. It can also be a mask for fears. Even lame humor like this thread's can be a mask. You should each face your fears in your own way but $19.95 for the Lennon show can't hurt. FYI all, Sirhan Sirhan shot Bobby Kennedy, not Lennon. The 80s band, Duran Duran was in part named after him. I think that is rather classless myself. Choose to watch the session or not, but please realize what your humor really is. It is a mask.

Between your signature line and your post you used three swear words. You used bastard twice and B word once. this shows a lot of tension within you. I have no idea about what your reference to an omlette means. It is likely a strange manifestation of your fear involving food. That is just a guess. The Lennon sessions may help to relax you as he was a laid back individual. His daughter penned a song which you may recall. It is call "Here Comes the Rain Again" It is relaxing and soothing and will likely be used in the saence. You may want to listen to it. It starts like this:

There are things that nobody on this planet understands. You do not need to show your fear by ridiculing others. It is ok to just feel your fear. We all have fears. It is ok. Listening to John's spirit, if only for a moment, can fulfill so many of us. His son Julian and his daughter Annie have done well in their music, but not like John. In this time of trouble we need a voice like his to guide us. He may choose not to come back, but it is well worth the try. The pay per view money can offset the costs of calling his spririt. When Hinckley shot him, he took away a great man. Why not try to get him back if even for a moment?

You're incorrect but your comment does bring back memories. The Dr. Who movie "Tommy" was about Dr. Who's long lost brother of the same name. Ann Margaret was not in that, she was in one of the episodes. I think her episode came out at about the same time as the movie.

I've seen every episode of the old Dr. Who but did not know about the new one. Thanks for letting me know. My favorite old episode had Ann Margaret as a guest star. She ended up rolling around in oodles and oodles of baked beans. It was quite sexy. Maybe they'll do a repeat. They could use some new starlet.

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Oh Good, more info on the mystery man BF. Now I know he lives in Indiana, and his name is Brandon Finley or Brandon Feingold, or Brandon Finkle or something. He may not be the best looking man in history but at least he has the guts to put up his picture. You put up a porn star because you are deranged. I bet he gets more action than you. I checked into that thing for you. It only costs an extra $22.50 for 1 day shipping on that broomstick. I guess you'll be having a terrific Tuesday.