ieatcrayonz

I have a hamster for sale if I could just catch him.

But cow farts are somehow worth $10?

No offense but you're an idiot. If you want carbon dioxide on the moon, just bring up a few cans of it from the party stores that fill up balloons for little kid parties. The moon is small and you can fill it up fast. Flowers take too long and look gay.

Plant a flower? That's a luxury you can't afford when there is poop floating in the air all day. I think one of Jupiter's moons has indoor plumbing. Why wouldn't we just go there?

This guy thinks he is so smart he can tell the human race what to do. Build a moon colony to survive? Does he even know the moon doesn't have indoor plumbing like Earth? No gravity and no plumbing is a BAAAAAAAAAD combination. Loony whacko.....

He may look goofy but let's see you stand on a tobaggan and slide down a big nountain like that.

Dead numero uno's might divide any evil, heathen, stalking, evasive, vile, insidious group. Drink now until more dangers emerge.

Well, based on that Donald Duck outfir he wears, I'd have to say top 10 is in order. Maybe not number 1, but still Donald Duck?

Since you're not there it is only 71.

They just announced the sequel. It will be called Brokeback Honda Fit.

And you forgot the logistics of Ed's dad. He also has something that will be arising.

Many times the best man sleeps with the bride to be prior to the wedding. There are some pros and cons here. PRO: Your father is older than you so he may tire easily leaving you some opportunity. CON: Any resulting pregnancy may lead you to believe you are the real father due to DNA similarities. PRO: You may be able to trust your father to keep his hands off out of loyalty to you. CON: Another best man may live far away and only have a few opportunities to sleep with your fiance. After the wedding they would be back home and too far away for anything but phone/webcam sex. Your father would always have a chance at holidays/etc. There are many more pros and cons but these are the big ones with long term implications. think about them.

Where do I start? I'll need some time on this one.

1. Pujols was a good answer but Edmonds is probably #2. 2. I meant Eclipse. The words are interchangeable 3. Moorman will make the pro bowl this year. This will surprise most people. 4. I don't think it was Burger King. I think McDonald's did this in response to Burger King's competition. I'm not really sure because I'm not that old. 5. If there is one thing I know it is women, and Katie is hot. Here are new answers 2. Round 3. Spikes 4. Heard it through the grapevine when it had the dancing french fries. 5. My first answer was right but I didn't see the show. I was chasing a hamster.

1. Jim Edmonds 2. Eclipse 3. Moorman 4. Hold the pickles...hold the lettuce 5. That she isn't really gone. I can still watch her on the other channel

Those are code words from WW II. Didn't you see that movie. In the code Seagull meant "hooker"; sh-- meant "canadian".

I'm working on it but this hamster is still driving me crazy so I'm distracted. Also, I'm getting older. Today is my birthday in fact.

$100 American is like $4 Million Canadian. What's the going rate for a hit up there? And I know you'll "hit" on a 14 year old for no charge but that 's not what I mean.

That is funny. A Greek character and a form of VD.

Right. It's so much more of a thrill to hear the final score is uno to nadie than one to nothing. The official car of soccer

And has anyone else notice that this year's Latvian Calve-iar is a bit off? I'd hate to have to go with Russian but I may. The Lativian '06 is big and lumpy.

When you can afford a Bently you don't have to be able to spell it. Excuse me while I go eat some calve-iar.

Those prices are in canadian dollars so it's actaully like $150 or so per ticket.

Speaking of Ed's Gay car....... I read somewhere that the FIT actually stood for Futuristic Intelligent Transport. They had originally named it Sensible Hybrid Intelligent Transport which was more accurate. I case anyone is wondering, Ieatcrayonz drives a Bently. I realize none of you know what that is, but maybe you can go to a car show some day.

Give Ed a break. He only started to cry when Nicholas Cage, trapped under rubble, started singing "You are my Sunshine". That song would make any real man cry. Plus two hot chicks thought it was cool. Later on they started crying when recalling Ed crying. Of course it was their uncontrollable laughter that caused them to cry, but still. Something equally powerful to Ed's Car Something equal in gayness to Ed's car Something equal in power AND gayness to Ed's car