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I know my haiku was clever but you should say so in the haiku thread. Now you're breaking your own rules. Thanks anyway though.

He's right you know. The haiku thread is falling down the page as we speak. Mine is brilliant and some others are ok too. You might miss them.

Don't just post a new thread. There are too many threads on similar topics. Look at the other threads before you create your own.

The fish we squish drown in the deep ocean brine one and one are we

Especially if you're her.

Great News!!!!!! I just spoke with Lee. If this group reaches 5,000,000 she will volunteer to be the third in the threesome. This way you can all view the glory that is Lee. Sign up now. P. S. She said if this group reaches over 4 she will film with just the girl, but not the guy. I said "do you mean 4,000,000?" She said, "No, just 4." I'm a bit confused.

Maybe you could get Brian Bonsall to star in it. That would be ironic given his last show.

Not if DiPietro's wife is hot, you aren't. On the other hand......

Cinemax had a show that starred Brian Bonsall where he flashed back to his childhood and TV shows all the time. I think it was called Dream On. It sucked big time. I hope they do a remake.

Refresh my memory. Did we decide on Orlando or Bratislava as a honeymoon destination?

He probably wouldn't have to coach Wang's boobs if he hadn't spent so much time with Mrs. Hasek's boobs.

I was just going to say that anyone putting up a recipe is asking for ridicule. Corp000brain proved my point already.

I have been injured. I have a broken bone and am posting from the hospital. I am in a lot of pain. Still, my heart it what really hurts. After she did not win her match, Lee blamed me. She forced herself on me, which wasn't abnormal, but during our encounter she was too agressive and I could feel my bone break. I can't tell you which bone because it is in a private area. I'm sure you can guess. She was yelling at me the whole time telling me she couldn't concentrate on tennis and it was my fault. She took me to the hospital. She said she would never do it again. Can I trust her? Either way, I'm not sure someone who is the second coming, no pun intended, would ever do something like that. Altough I may continue the relationship, my faith has been shaken. Could this be a test? I am very confused. Help.

At least they've maintianed their level of class right up to present. It has even spilled over into their fan base.

Now this is strange. Lee often talks about this Marsika Shapokova that she plays against sometimes. Whenever she has to play her she goes on and on about her. She calls her a tart. She acts like she hates her but seems a bit obsessed. If I didn't know better, I would be jealous. Last night, Lee did not sleep well. At least she did not sleep quietly. Maybe she receives messages from God in her dreams but this seemed different. There was a lot of passion. Almost as much as when I get to work. I wanted to take advantage but didn't want to risk interupting God's message. There also seemed to be some rustling under the sheets but just a little. I think Jesus' mom was in the dream too because at one point Lee screamed AVE MARIA!!!! Later I dreamt of Sammy. It seemed so real. He was talking to me and laughing at me. I feel bad that I had to leave him in the clutches of his evil twin so that I could follow Lee. I miss the little guy. I'm sure he is disappointed to not have me around. I often wonder if his twin has killed him or is keepiing him alive. Here's the strange part. It's like right out of a movie. When I woke up there were little bits of silica all over the bed.

Looks like I mixed up the uvula with the cochlea which is what really attaches the stomach to the intestine. Oddly, on a good night with Lee, I can prove Ramius to be correct.

Thank you for your avatar. Lee must have seen it for she has saved me. What do you mean by banned? If you mean Lee letting me borrow her deodorant, that was only once.

You will come to understand Lee. No pun intended. My hope is that Pyrite Gal will join us all one day. I have still never her met her. I hope she reads of Lee like you will.

I'll have to ask Lee about this since she knows about everything and guides my life. digestion and electronics How did they eat the phones without stomach acid meesing up the operation? What about teeth marks? How did the phones get all the way through their systems? The uvula, which connects the stomach to the upper intestines, is too small. These guys are like magicians. They should have taken up magic rather than crime. I bet even David Spade can't do this and he can levitate.

Way back when I told you they were dumb for taking some dude named Mr. Irrelevant. I knew he'd never make the team. I know it was the last pick of the draft but why not take someone with a chance? Should have taken a long snapper or something I knew it in May

You may remember: I have not been with you much since I posted this because I have decided to follow the path of Lee. Well actually, she has physically forced me to follow her, but I am glad to serve. I am in New York City and am spreading the word of Lee. At least I am spreading the word when I am not locked in a room with her. In the room she does all of that. I am still trying to figure out some of her messages, but feel I understand overall. I still wonder why tennis beat downs are important to God. I still wonder why she seems angry when I call her Lee. Hoo boy the way she can channel her anger sometimes . I still have much to learn but I also have much to teach.

We could trade them JP Losman for Bush's rights and Drew Brees. That would help both teams. Losman played down there and is popular. He would drive up season ticket sales. The last time we had a short QB with no arm he stunk but he was popular. Bush would be like a bonus. We have all the leverage with Losman having played at Tulane. Brees played for Purdue.

When this thread started I didn't know what Cromagnum meant but I was pretty sure it had something to do with guns. Now I'm wondering if it is French for "on LSD".

This is an internet message board. I don't even know where she lives. I am not some kind of stalker, I just think she is cute. Trust me, I have no problems getting women but I do not kiss and tell. I'll make one exception on the other board soon.