Based on your response my number of questions has increased to two. I'll try to use big words like you.
1. Do you have a theory on the grip that Capri Sun holds on the hierarchy of this erstwhile web board? I have pointed out several times that their packaging is designed such that they will increase the sales of paper towels. You can't open those things even if you're Sampson with locks to your ankles. When you do, it spills everywhere instigating the paper towel alert. When I point this out herein, and on the correct board of the consumer, my posts are erased from on high. What gives with Capri Sun in general, and what gives with this site's beholdenessitude?
2. Why have you brought up epistemology in this thread? Did your wife have one after childbirth? That stojan sounds painful. Lee is tough as nails. She got them for entertainment.