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ieatcrayonz

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  1. I hate politics. After years of Republicans going to war for no reason and not giving peace any chance at all I had held out hope for the democrats. As is typical, once they get in, they start ignoring the people who vote them in. The Republicans ignored conservatives by not building the border walls and now the democrats are ignoring the peace movement. This guy is trying to sound all tough now? Why? It's obvious that the Democrats are just trying to maintain power before they even get it. So much for peace with the Muslim world. This guy is trying to pick another fight with Al Quaeda. I mean you don't exactly have to give them what they want, but to call them names to bait them is immature and pandering for votes. The headline says it all What's next? "Iran is a bunch of Wimps."?
  2. At least they didn't invent "Canada, the fragrance" just yet. I don't know what it would be like and I don't want to know. The smell of dumb people people with dental problems who spay and neuter their pets to avoid inter-species births cannot be good. Throw in the Moose smell and the French influence and we're talking chemical weapons program. We need to build that fence NOW!
  3. Politics aside, didn't Heath Shuler suck enough his first time in Washington for him to stay away forever?
  4. I wonder if it is an accident that Canadian and Capri Sun both start with the same two letters. I may look into that. If I find out Capri means "We get two months of the year where we can actually see the" then I think I'm onto something.
  5. Lately we've been getting all of these stories about teachers seducing students. I have always doubted that because students are horny. They are as bad as a Canadian in a room full of.....oh, never mind that. Finally the teachers have been vindicated and the blame is in the proper place. Justice
  6. Man. Those grapes are REALLY sour.
  7. She's Canadian I think.
  8. That guy is a fake elf. Real elves spend the other 364 guarding the North Pole from Canadians.
  9. If you look at the URL you can see that it is from the Canadian department of immigration. This department is 1/1000th the size of the Canadian department of emmigration.
  10. In some languages, idiom is the plural of idiot. This also illicits the word "Canadians" to pop to the front of the brain.
  11. Take the title of this thread and remove the words: US National Team Now you're on to something.
  12. I know she is a Canadian sex symbol but let's face it, . I think Sammy would have run as she approached. Your theory does not hold water. Let me re-phrase that in Canadian. Your theory does not hold ice.
  13. Sammy is smart. He would not go to Canada. You killed the wrong hamster. Sammy's evil twin could not have gotten him to Canada either. It is too far from here.
  14. That's the whole premise of the thread. When you hear "idiom", "idiot" pops into your head. When you think idiot, you think, "Canadian".
  15. We started one here History Results Fill out the profile and I'll set you up with a celebrity. There is no charge on TBD but when I open the real site I will charge boo koo bucks.
  16. When you hear the word idiom, what do you think of? Canadians. Of course. You can't help it. It's just the way the brain works. Of course, idiom means something completely different, but it did get me to thinking. If I substitute the word Canadian into certain idioms, proverbs and sayings, and change them a little bit, can I improve them or at least give them an additional meaning? Here are a few. Canadians can't be choosers Nature abhors a Canadian. The early Canadian catches the road killl An eye for an eye and a tooth for a Canadian Canadians breed contempt A Canadian by any other name would smell as bad Canadians are stranger than fiction You can lead a Candian to AA but you can't make him sober up When the cat's away, the Canadians will have sex with the dog No Candians is good Canadians Cleanliness is next to Canadianness......... yeah right
  17. Is this guy realted to Jim Leonard? That would be cool.
  18. So that 85 you scored would probably turn into a 79 if you took it again? Do I have it now?
  19. Your theories have more gaps than the average Canadian's dental impressions.
  20. Illinois via Canada?
  21. I have been nothing but nice to you. Now you mock Sammy? This is unwarranted.
  22. What were you doing at "work" that night?
  23. Do you know Lee?
  24. So she is your co-worker?
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