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The baby was conceived at or near Duke University which is a very highly acclaimed school. The chances of a Canadian being anywhere near Duke at that or any other time are not good.

"Pandora" yeah right. Obvious Peter Pan link. Do not be fooled.

This is also my answer to Yall. If the baby is born EXACTLY nine months after the party, to the hour, then the baby was obviously conceived at the party. If the boyfriend was at the party as a bodyguard or something he could still be the father. If not, it MUST be one of the players or their guests. If the baby is born 8 months and 27 days or 9 months and 3 days after the party then it is clearly not one of the players' baby.

The article said nothing about the baby.

He said he was a vegetarian. I meant a vegetarianitive state, not a US State.

The CIA has been overtaken by French people? So much for national security. The next thing you know we'll turn the Marines over to Cubans. Their chant will be Sempre Fidel.

I pity Canadians, I don't hate them and never advocated killing them like you did with Gypsies. As for rape vicitims, all I can say is....why?

First Gypsies, now possible rape victims?

I'm talking about the baby's DNA. The baby has not been born yet. Was her boyfriend at the party?

It won't look like slander if a baby is born exactly nine months after that party at the same time of day will it? No one has disputed she was at the party during these times and if the baby is born then it will be proof she had sex while there. It won't prove which one of these kids is the dad, that'll take a DNA test, but it will prove it was one of the players or at least someone at the party.

.00000001% of Americans think Pat Buchannan was a crappy president.

I hate ALL of the box office smashes about Canada. I hate every one of them. Oh wait, there aren't any. One movie I liked that did not do well was called "Strange Brew". It was a brilliant documentary about Canada that was marketed as a comedy.

"All I need to know in Life I Learned From My Hamster Sammy"

This one is tough. I only clicked into this thread because I was sure that "The average Canadian" would be one of our choices. That would have been easy.

Just because you're a vegetarian does NOT mean you should walk away from this fight. I understand that in your state, you have to use the keyboard by putting a pen in your mouth or using one of those things strapped to your head, but you typed your first few messages just fine. Don't use your condidtion as an excuse. You were doing fine "standing up for yourself".

Dude. I had no idea you were there. I was there too. I have to say I was a bit disappointed because NYC and the Republicans were ready for us. In March I'm getting a gang together to protest another another convention. This time, I think we'll turn the place on its head because they think we only go after the big venues. Come along and bring your Jack Daniels. It'll rock. Convention protest

Jim-MAY!!!!!

I don't get it.

I have seen him talk about the Bills a lot and the Sabres some. Do you know why that is? He grew up in Idaho right? I can't imagine there are many Bills/Sabres fans there.

You implied the vast majority of the US military are conservative because they are dumb. You are dumb but you are not conservative. You might have served. I might need Holcomb's Arm for these stats but I'll take a shot....... You're Canadian. How'd I do?

I did. I pointed out that Cows are being unfirly targeted because it is mammal flatulence, not just cow flatulence. I love animals as we all know and I miss Sammy, but if we have to kill all mammals so that we survive, I think we should do it.

That guy can go to Hell as far as I'm concerned. Oh, wait.........That guy can stay in Hell as far as I'm concerned.

That chart is really screwed up and deceiving. If you read it, it claims that electrolysis is a big part of the process. That may be true in Canada where the people are hairy and there is a large demand for removal. In America, it is more likely the power will be used in cars.

If this thread does not make it until Christmas, who will be to blame?

Back to the original topic. I have come up with an idea. This one will help the Democrats. We need border walls as everyone knows. Let the Republicans build their Mexican one. Fine. If it doesn't work, blame them. On the Canadian front, the Democrats can make the conservatives happy AND not lose ground with the liberals, AND make a few bucks in the process. First, we dig a trench and install one of those electric dog fences. Next you trick some Canadian sex Symbol that lives in America, let's say like Celine Dion, to wear one of the collars. Let's face it, a dog collar as a fashion statement for a Canadian hottie is NOT a reach. Next thing you know, Canadians everywhere are buying the collars to be like Celine and our border is secure. The Democrats can let conservatives know what happened. Liberals won't know the difference. Somebody sold A LOT of collars and we can maybe even have a new TV show filmed at the border. That would be a funny show. Imagine the ratings.