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I think you're being pretty hard on Harry Kalas. He's the most retarded thing ever? You forgot Canada.

I shudder at the thought of the Miss Canada sex scandal. They are quick to point out the shortcomings of our girls, but leave theirs alone. Is Celine Dion Miss Canada again this year?

Kids should believe. Thinking only with logic, they may understand that there is no Santa. The presents part and chimney part and everything seem unlikely but somewhat plausible. In the end, the part that probably gives it away for most kids is this fictional "North Pole". If I have this straight, the North Pole is somewhere colder than Canada. Um, yeah right. I understand that Canadians don't celebrate Thanksgiving and Christmas, and that is fine because it is up to you. You don't have to criticize American kids for being innocent. Maybe most Canadian kids don't believe in Santa. Most don't believe dentists exist either because they have never seem one. Dentists are real. Maybe Santa is too.

Sounds good to me. Here's your light saver. Feel free to use it as a cool new avatar.

Very funny. How about we call the next Canadian submarine one of these names: 1. USS "Hey look Canada made a submarine " 2. USS "The only Canadian boat that doesn't sink " 3. USS "Remove from box, remove from wrapper, fill with baking soda"

I have had so much fun watching the regression thread that the first one who correctly explains This article with reference to "regression to the mean" gets the light saver that Beerball had slip through his grasp.

That would be one of the three worst Aircraft Carriers in US history. Jim-MAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what are you doing? Make up? Working out? ? If you're Canadian you might want to look up "toothbrush" on google. You can order them on line even if you can't buy one in Canada. How's it working?

There should be at least 4 about Sammy.

You would think. She's not too tough on the eyes. Not great, but not tough. Anyway, talk about blah blah blah. She won't shut up. In real life it would relieve her stress but not yours, trust me. You've heard of the gift of gab? Well get a receipt with Cameron, you'll want to return it to the bimbo store. Sheesh. They should have a for the vocal cords.

It's smashing time; mailbox style.

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A Flyer fan who travels carrying a rubber band ball and saves it in a bag after it is cut up? This guy has GOT to be Canadian.

All of your examples are good ones but they are also harmless. There is stuff out there harming the minds of our children. I'm sure the mods will erase this so try to view it quickly. It must be stopped

9.144 what? The Bills always need to go 9.144 meters for a first down? What if it is 1st and 10? Should that be 1st and 9.144? 3rd and 3? 3rd and 9.144? I can see it now.....Losman sacked for a loss of twelve, Incomplete pass, holding, fumbled shotgun snap, loss of 8, good thing it is 4th and 9.144, not 4th and 40 like the real world. Football is measured in yards. Pregnancy is measured in months. These are not hard concepts. All of this has nothing to with whether a rape took place at the party. That will only be known by WHEN the baby is born and WHAT DNA it has.

It's measured in months. Nine months is the mean time of gestation. A baby not born in nine months means there was an error in the pregnancy. I have spent a lot of time researching this lately as have others on this board. Many of the theories are explained on the Politics board in a very enlightening thread.

Plus, blaming hair spray for a big hole over ANTARTICA is really pretty dumb. Hardly any people live there. Even less than Canada I think. How much hair spray can they use? Maybe penguin farts caused the hole.

Maybe it is all the extra genetic material you pick up when you're eating your salad. I'll stick with steak.

In a thread about the Borat movie. Even if you erased your nasty posts, I'm sure I had quoted them in some of mine.

I don't understand why everyone is upset with me. It seems like you all have taken sides with the accuser or the accused. I say wait until the birth then do a DNA test. How is that trolling? A DNA test is definitive. If the baby is not born nine months after the party then it is not one of the players'. I understand that doesn't mean there was no rape. I get it. There could have been a rape and a separate pregnancy. It might make the accuser's credibility look bad but that is only part of the equation. With no other evidence known, Nifong either has something up his sleeve or he is in trouble. I don't like the paint chips comments from people that don't understand that pregnancy is measured in months, not days. A month is not a constant number of days. I get that too. But pregnancy is measured in months, not days, so your arguments are mute points and calling names does not change that. It's like trying to ask how many meters do the Bills need to go for a first down. Football is measured in yards and there is no correlation to meters, just like months and days. Get it?

That is just a ridiculous statement. The US economy is stronger than ever. Even hair spray was replaced rapidly by things like moose and gel so even that little niche is healthy.

From the 10th of one month to the 10th of the next month is a month? Get it?

It really isn't fair to the accuser or accused to take a stand here. Why not just wait and see when the baby is born? I hope the mods see the shot you're taking at me. It wasn't very nice.

How smart will those salad eating freaks feel when this happens?

Note to people named Doe: Do NOT name your daughters Jane. After all of these years of these poor girls having stuff happen to them you would think someone would catch on. Is Doe a Canadian name by any chance?