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I suggest taking TO in the 6th and Smxghja in the 7th and you say no, let's take Smxjdgha in the 6th but not take TO. Who do you take in the 7th? A long snapper? That is better than TO?

When is Lee's match on? Lee

Now that he is further on in his career, TO will gladly accept being a #2 receiver, especially to a quiet guy like Lee. In Dallas, it is all about Parcells trying to out do him in the press. TO is in it for the championships if he comes to Buffalo. Smsdfgjyfa is a bit of leverage we need on TO in case he gets antsy and also he's a low risk/high return. What do you think?

I think Marv had one drop into his lap here and let's hope he realizes it. With Jeff Sjfdgjhja from Notre Dame saying he is going to play baseball we can make a slick move. Here is what we do: When the 6th round pops up, we trade our pick to Dallas for TO. There is no way he and Parcells can co-exist. By itself this move makes no sense because TO can be a distraction at times and isn't always motivated. But when the 7th round comes up we can pick Smdfjhgsfdja. This way we can always hold a threat over TO and keep him motivated. When TO wants to retire, we can get Smdjhsa back because he will have flopped at baseball by then. Even if it doesn't work out we only lose a 6th and 7th. Sometimes you have to roll the dice to get the big payoff.

Now that I'm being proven right I want to gloat a little. I was right about the Cardinals, everyone laughed at me, and they won. I was right about the Kentucky Derby. I was right when I said the Raiders were stupid to pick a guy with the nickname "Mr. Irrelevant". People really argued with me on that one, but the loser got cut and the Raiders ended up 2-14. The playoffs have begun to show the NFC's slight advantage. If any of you know about Horse Racing, you know that the better quality horses are more consistent or "true to form". If you are betting at Santa Anita or Saratoga or Keeneland, you can be pretty confident there will not be wild fluctuations in horses form. It doesn't make it easy to predict, but more reliable. If you go to smaller tracks, horses form changes wildly. That's why when I go to Hoosier Park, I bet more money on the Simulcast races. It is a better investment. With that in mind, look at the playoffs. The "horses" in the NFC are holding true to form with the home team winning every game. The "nags" in the AFC have been unpredictable like nags at Hoosier Park. I'll still offer my Pro Bowl bet but if no one has taken me up on it yet, I doubt anyone will.

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/jeopa...flash_index.php I know Sammy is looking down and smiling on me.

Whoops. I meant left big toe. I'm pissed about the button but it will not cause world crisis. It WILL cause the Bills to draft a five foot 4 receiver in the 1st round and to ban all signs from the stadium. The button has no purpose, that's why it says . The Rabbit thing is more of a switch than a lever and in this case will only cause Marv to run to the podium and select his receiver. Are you sure you didn't press anything else? On a side note, please never mention your spasmodic jerks again. It is making me . I'm stumped by the Ritney thing. If you didn't press the button, how the heck is she knocked up? I paid Brenda's oncologist boo koo bucks to sneak into Ritney's Vegas hotel for a DNA test and the baby is definitely a combo of Ritney, Sammy and code name Zatt Tigerheart of the desert dwelling redbirds. That stuff doesn't just happen.

If you included the term "Capri Sun", it got deleted.

This is important. Try to remember. Because of Ritney's current state, I already know you pressed the 3,141st button from the left in the 4th row of 9, the tannish, grayish, orangish one. There are no levers and I had the dials disabled and highly doubt you actually enabled them. There are plenty of things to worry abouot with the buttons. Come clean. Lots of important things hang in the balance. Other than the 3,141st button from the left in the 4th row of 9, the tannish, grayish, orangish one, and the one. What did you press and in what order? Oh, and until you hear back from me, if you like the big toe on your right foot, do not under any circumstances pull on it.

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Ooooohhhhhh boy. Do you understand all of the uses of a light saver or are you just familiar with the movie stuff? When Sammy came home from such a long hiatus, I decided to use the healing power of the light saver to help him out of his doldrums. To do this, I had to take a lock of Sammy's hamster hair and load it into the Saver's gentic compartment. After a few days of memorizing his genes, the saver would be able to restore his health. As a matter of fact, it worked and he was fine. Unfortunately, the genetic compartment works for other stuff too. As I'm sure you noticed, the Saver has 32,411 buttons on it. It appears, you pressed the 3,141st button from the left in the 4th row of 9, the tannish, grayish, orangish one. Can you remember if you pressed that one? If you did, Sammy is probably the dad, or it is a three way baby with Ritney, Sammy and code-named QB Zatt TigerHeart of the desert dwelling redbirds. Before you ask, yes that is entirely possible based on light saver technology. You may think that is the bad news and it might be, but I need to ask you if you remember pressing any other buttons, which ones, and it what order.

Are you saying I need to get more head?

I think Christ is posting in a different thread. Nervous guy made the bad joke. Wait a minute.....I'm adding up two and two and getting it..... It all Fits together so neatly.

I'm in. What round pick would you accept for TO? I don't have a fifth.

Wait one second. After I told you about the plan for K-Ted, Ritney and London, you didn't come snooping around looking for the light saver did you? If so, did you ever, in any way, point it at Ritney? This is important. Please answer truthfully.

This thread has been up for several days and there is still no answer on the antlers item which was a critical piece of the whole argument. I think it would be neat to have antlers and if I can't have them I'm wondering if a kid of mine might. Is there a particular type of girl I should woo for instance? Also, are there non-genetic antlers available via plastic surgery?

As long as you're here what is your advice on the stock market? Would you recommend staying put or are you more likely to advise hedge? To me it seems that as the SEC gushes, jihad thrives. Maybe that's redundant, I don't know.

I'm still waiting for the answer on the antlers thing. Are most of them 3.5 feet long?

I'm pretty sure A.C. Green was a Running Back in HS. Put him on your list.

Is that some sort of sick joke or something? Why would you write something like that?

Like I care about a turf war in Canada between so called "intellectual" groups. I think Mensa does the Math stuff. M, get it? And Nambla has the Nanotech stuff. In Canada he is probably smart enough to do both.

Water polo? Sheesh. She must be a slut if she kissed the gypsy killer even after he drowned a horse trying to show off his water polo skills.

Everyone likes to feel smart. Willis is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but when he goes to Canada he probably feels like a Nambla member. He could retire up there and become minister of science.

Look. Before you guys get off on a 35 page rant, will someone please explain to me how people get antlers? No one is even disputing that, but I have never seen one person with antlers. WTF?