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I think I have stumbled into a startling discovery
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Another clue seems unrelated doesn't it. Lisa Nowak is an American hero and the press will make her sound crazy. At this point, even with all of my contacts, I cannot help her. She was right in the middle of fighting the good fight. Our side has lost a great ally. -
I think I have stumbled into a startling discovery
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Hint: Good luck figuring it out -
I think I have stumbled into a startling discovery
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Both. Wait. There was none of that. What makes you think there would be any of that? Those things are just made up. They do not really exist. -
I think I have stumbled into a startling discovery
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I think you knew exactly what I said. Anyway, your predicatable irresponsibilty lured the Googlebot into my trap. I now will be able to save many people from harm. I can't tell you how the Googlebot tried to hurt me or how I responded. That is too top secret. I can't tell you much of anything. No one must know what I did this weekend. -
I think I have stumbled into a startling discovery
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
For your own safety I cannot speak of anything that happened to me over the weekend. It is better that you know nothing about it. It all has to do with my discovery and I can now say it was even bigger than I thought. I will point this out: I knew I could count on Beerball when I told him not to touch my estate's Lasertronic fantasma anti-GBot security system. He is so curious and predictable. -
I think I have stumbled into a startling discovery
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The rest of these doofusses are way off but you are thinking clearly. When I expose this scandal there will be know way that the evil...... hold on a minute..... what's that noise...... I'll be right back. -
Yes, Posey is gay but you are giving away hints as to her real identity now. Don't do that. Remember discretion. Anyway, even gay women need a man once in a while. It is only natural. I can afford to use the apprenti on them because they don't know the difference anyway.
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I can't decide between Lee who showed up at my estate one day and this very website where I discovered Pyrite Gal.
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Not the ceiling gig. I forgot about that. I was talking about the time when I announced the client as "The Cruuuuuuusher!", like that old Bugs Bunny episode. New code name: Posey McDonnel. Get it now? The ceiling gig was actually a test run for an artifical device I'll have on the market soon. That's right, you did it with a fat robot. If your good I'll give you the franchise rights for the SF area. I really have no interest in making that trip.
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I have seen a lot of mistakes made in my day, but this is the first time I've ever seen someone mistake their own ass for someone else's accent.
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Don't forget PG.
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Not exactly. Didn't she seem a bit "heavier" than Miss America? He's another code name "works with Baba Wawa". Also, you should know that I am always watching you much like that "googlebot" thing and the Capri Sun crowd are always following me. I might have told you my name is Mo, but it is not. You have much to learn.
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He can't seriously have us taking ANOTHER safety. No way. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but if Marv does that we are in big trouble.
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Not that time. You don't want to know who that was, but I have the pictures in case I ever need to blackmail you. Let's just call her code name "I am in a feud with Ronald Mump". You remember the lady you brought to her car after I rejected her as a customer? The one with a bag over her head? I told you if you didn't look I'd let you watch me thrill London with the light saver? I can't tell you which one she was but let's just call her code name "Pierson Prioleau's number".
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She is not. You have to take into account that the site should actually be called "Askboys.com" and I think it might even be Canadian because there is a lot of stupid stuff on there. It does appear that I am doing a good job. Most of these skanks had their goal as becoming famous and desirable to the masses. Mission accomplished. Some of them were good students. Most, frankly, have a lot left to learn, but are too easily satisfied with their own accomplishments. Lee always wanted to achieve and even taught me a thing or two. BTW, Beerball doesn't even know which one he met.
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Wow. Multiple clients on that list. I must be doing something right. It's interesting that with the exception of one of them, I have not let apprentice Beerball meet any of them.
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Old people can't take the pressure
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Here were the first words of my post What part of that did you misunderstand? You have much more apprentice work to do than even I thought. -
I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but they just can't seem to take any pressure at all. Some old bat assumed the role of world's oldest person four days ago when the previous antique croaked. You would think she would want to hold the title with dignity. We all look up to old people as role models and for lessons in life. What does this one do? She dies four days later. Four days? That is the only life lesson she has for us? Choke under pressure after four days? Pressure We probably should not put so much pressure on old people because they can't take it.
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I'm pretty sure it was the British Pigdogs. Wonderboy Davy Jones was great.
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I'm fine with ending the feud but you brought up something funny. Canadian drinks. Did you know they have a Ginger Ale called Canada Dry? That is about the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Surprisingly, the Ginger Ale is quite good. But try spilling it on your floor to see how "dry" it is. Typical Canada. As for my cousin Brenda, she is the only cousin I have slept with. She is tied for fifth because I have four cousins that are older than her, and she is a twin. Technically, I think she might be my sixth cousin because her brother came out first but I called it a tie to be safe.
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Your orignial post said nothing about working with them. How was I to know? EST? I am not an in-bred. If you're talking about Brenda I have told you many time that she is my tied-for-fifth cousin. I am a little guilty about it sure, but a tied-for-fifth cousin is NOT a close relative. If you're from Buffalo you might want to pick another screen name. I don't really care about movies. I do know that Cohen is a Jewish name.
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Being from the midwest, I know the reputation Tennessee has had over the years, but it is you calling me an "in-bred". If I misunderstood your original gypsy post it was because it was poorly worded. In the old thread, you imply that Cohen would make fun of Jews as well. I doubt he would. Do you even know the typical ethnicity of the name Cohen? Put yourself in my shoes for a minute. You are from the deep south commenting in a thread about gypsies being treated poorly and say "Who cares, they are only gypsies". Maybe I jumped to conclusions because you are fom Tennessee or maybe your anger about this is more from being caught than from being frustrated.
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You said they were not "real people" here. The implication was very clear that they are not worth being alive. I find it insensitive. As for Canadians, I do hate them or attack them. I state facts and I pity them. I don't know where you're going with the old people comment as I have said repeatedly that I have as much or more respect for them than anyone.