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You must be a micropheliac because you would have to be. Nice joke though.

What difference would it make to Chris Rock whether you "shared" his work with a friend or Carlos Mencia "stole" it. He is denied the exact same thing, being paid for his work. The scale is potentially different but he is harmed in the same way.

If music can't be stolen, how can a joke be stolen?

It is literally impossible to steal a joke. Infringe it maybe, but if you think you can steal it you need to go to the Fez school of cool.

Do you guys get a kick out of political humor? You might want to check out Comedy Central. They run some Mexican guy's routine a lot on there. He has his own show. I can't remember his last name but his first name is Carlos and he is very funny. He does a great bit about "If you are going to build a walll after kicking out all the mexicans.......who are you going to get to build it?" His stuff is not politically correct but it is brilliant. I don't know of any Canadian comic that could be as funny about the other border.

You can't be serious. Women get pregnant by having sex. I know you're young but you must at least know that. Once a woman has menopause she can no longer have sex so obviously this woman has not had menopause.

I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but it is annoying to me that they get away with stuff just because they are old. A senior discount is totally unfair but this is even worse. She got a light sentence because she is 84? Can you imagine the horror that 11 year old will have to endure for the rest of his life? The imagery? Being abused is bad enough but by an old person makes it all the worse. What if she becomes pregnant? She'll be dead soon and this 11 year old will have to raise the kid. That sucks. What about the self esteem loss that comes in knowing you can be physically overpowered by an 84 year old woman? Is that fair? She should get the death penalty before 9 months pass just in case she is pregnant.

Remember in your first apprentice trip I let you "practice" your skills? Remember I told you Tiffany could teach you a lot of things? I knew she was freaky but I'm glad she hadn't worked her way up to this stuff yet. It might have scared you away. When someonse asks to tie you up, the answer is NO! unless you have filled out the correct forms.

Call me unamerican but I will not die for Tim Hardaway's rights to rant against bad basketball players. Hey. You have to draw the line somewhere.

If he really hated gay guys why did he only blast away at Amechi? Why not say stuff about Rock Hudson or that TV show where the gay guys change the straight guys wardrobe, or Rosie O'Donnell or Tom Brady? He cares about basketball. If you read the article I'm sure that will come through loud and clear.

He may have meant in the context of less talented basketball players filling out a roster through some sort of homosexual quota system. When it comes down to it, he really hates the quota system, not the gay guy.

Good example. If Mullin was gay I'm sure Hardaway would have accepted that. Even if Hardaway is repressed, there is not a possibility he would have been attracted to someone as butt ugly as Mullin, so it would not have been a big deal. I think Hardaway's quotes were a bit out of context and this whole thing is overblown. No pun intended.

You guys might not like his opinions about sexuality. That is fine. But the FACT is that Hardaway was a much better basketball player than Amechi. It was not even close. He was much better. I think what he was really saying is that guys with Amechi's talent level are a dime a dozen whether they are gay or straight. Guys with Hardaway's talent make a difference. If you look at the quotes closely all he was saying is that the team was better off with him than Amechi.

Light snow yesterday. Clear and cold today.

They don't steal. They just infringe a little bit.

Not sure how much truth there is to this, but it's interesting reading..... At a meeting Marv Levy dropped a bombshell about the nefarious Ton Golisano. Levy claims that Golisano's intentions all along have been to move the Bills to Paris. Stay with me on this......there are businessmen in Paris that are ready to plunk down mega-millions for the Sabres and move them there. Golisano already let the NHL know of this (Apparently they can't stop him either). Levy & the people from Ted's Hot Dog's offered Golisano a similar financial package but Golisano demurred....when they offered him more, he demurred again...& said he wouldn't sell the team to them no matter how much they offered; it's not about money. Golisano wants it to be his legacy that he be the first person to bring Trans-Atlantic play to the NHL. Still with me..? There's more.... Not to be dismayed, ML went to the NHL & has an agreement that when the Sabres move, they cannot take their name with them, ala New Jersey Rockies/Devils. After the move to Paris, Buffalo will be granted an expansion franchise with the promise that they build a new stadium & sell it out for 5 consecutive years. (the NHL wants a franchise in Buffalo because it's one of the best teams & has history in the league) ML agreed to do this & will build an OUTDOOR stadium on the waterfront in Buffalo with a capacity of 23,500. In addition, Buffalo will be granted an MLB All Star game in the future via an MLB/NHL cross licensing agreement. The caveat to this is that Buffalo will be without a hockey team for 3-4 years. The wheels are already in motion & no one can stop it. ML says that TG is playing the game right now..ie: crying the blues about money, saying enjoy the team while it's here, not signing/keeping star players, etc. Next year or possibly the year after the Sabres will be gone. Nathan Paetsch may have let the cat out of the bag with his recent Paris talk in Hockey Digest. Star players don't want to come to B-lo because they know TG is a tightwad. ML also said that if he ran the team he will not be such a cheapskate & would turn things around in a hurry like he did with the Chicago Blitz.

The Savoy Special from "The Natural". The film was also great and loosely based on Cardinals history.

Tell me you meant #394. You can't be serious with 396. As for Kit, I only know of one gayer car.

You don't think I'm Ed remember? You think JHC is Ed. And what do you do in the shower while you're waiting for the water to make that long trip from the nozzle to the top of your head?

I let the women do that for me. There is a time and a place for everything.

When showering, do you wash your privates first or last? Me? I wash 'em first and last.

What % is a good tip for stolen, er....., infringed DVDs?

Phew! When I first read the title of this thread I thought you were going to say that you're not really a girl. I don't know if you have seen but some on this site have claimed it to be true. I have defended your honor and will continue in this effort.

Nice try and I am glad I drew you in. Maybe you can answer some questions. 1. Is the parent company of Capri Sun Kraft Foods? 2. Is Bob Kraft, the owner of the Patriots, in fact a reptilian alien bent on taking over the planet? 3. Did Lisa Nowak try to blow the whistle on the plot after she saw your mother ship while aboard the shuttle? 4. Is that other astronaut chick a a spy for your species? 5. Are those dinosaur eggs items to be used in re-populating the planet? 6. How will those eggs be fertiliized given that the males of your species have been rendered sterile during spaceflight? Could it be that one of our posters has been turned into a bodily fluid by ingesting too much Capri Sun? Do you think we all failed to notice the change that befell "Jack in Syracuse"? Do you think we didn't notice that first he turned into Jis and then he disappeared? We are not afraid of you and your Googlebots.

What if you realized you had tipped too much? Would you chase him down the beach?