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Bellechick has a history of getting rid of good players. Is he at it again? This morning's SportCenter leads in with the teaser of "Will Brady be throwing touchdowns to Randy Moss this year?". I can't believe they would do it but maybe they could get the top pick in the draft and take Russell or probably Quinn. Bellechick and Weis are tight and maybe Charlie has told Bill about Quinn's talent. It is interesting.

If you take a deeper look at the stats you'll find that a few of the under 500 teams, especially those in the west, are actually the better teams in the league. They have had the misfortune of playing a tougher schedule to this point in the season.

Do you cook too?

Have you been hanging around Meazza? That could be one explanation.

I think it is an abbreviation for New Kids on the Block. I know they tried a comeback after they initially re-signed.

How Orwellian do you have to be to run into an 11 year old girl? He had to burn those calories so quickly that he couldn't apply his brakes and wait 15 seconds? This guy must have been huge and desparate. His panic probably made him unable to think clearly but his lawyer will never mention that.

You are a classic. Ed is a social worker with a background in pharmacy. You make a post like this and people start talking about your gay car, etc. Keep up the good work.

That doesn't make any sense. Why not for fat things? Or are the people who monitor the cameras typically fat?

Do they use the abbreviation 'Orwellian' when describing the kid and pet fat programs too? I'm wondering if it is just in America that we use that kind of slang. It seems to me that the Brits would spell it out.

Who is the dude on here that has a sick thing for Koala bears? I hope he doesn't get a copy of this film. Porno collection?

That's true and Al Gore is almost annoying as Robbins and his dumb wife. I think he is much younger than her. Maybe he is doing this to pick up some young chicks because his wife is so old. Al Gore is getting a lot of play right now and Robbins probably figures it will work for him too. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but at this point old Susan might not even be able to recognize Tom anymore. It is sad really. It can't be a surprise that he wants to get out of the house and get a little while he still can.

Why do they use the abbreviation "Orwellian" when talking about anything fat? Why not just spell it out? Orwellian is not that much shorter anyway.

I'm not into politics but even I know that Tom Robbins and his wife are big time anti-religious liberals. I seriously doubt a book by him about religion would have any credibility.

When the guy drives up in his cart to pick up some eyeballs, his ox appears to take a few dumps. Is that it?

Cute. I wonder how old she was when her virginity got infringed.

I'm sold. Nice detailed explanation. It sounds just like Medicaid only better.

I have as much or more respect than anyone for old people but it is very likely that this mugger died from the smell. Asphyxiation can happen from being strangled OR from really bad smells. Being in close quarters with someone that old has to be rough on the respiratory system.

I rarely watch TV and don't care about the whole Kirk vs Picard thing, but this morning I flipped it on and Kirk was fighting some guy named "Trulane". This character was played by Liberace and was kicking Kirk's butt. I thinnk you have your answer boys. Liberace kicks Kirk's but.

Let's just say Suzie is not being entirely truthful. I can't go into it any more.

Don't use the word "verboten" on this site. I can't go into details but I have recently captured and dismantled a Googlebot. Based on patterns I have interpreted, it seems a thread containing the word "verboten" placed anywhere on the internet wakes Kurt Godel from his sleep and usually leads to a discussion of terrorism at Dresden.

I am not into politics but this seems to me to be a freedom of speech issue. How can they arrest a guy for voicing his opinion?

There was no mention of a room tax but that is probably it.

Ummmmmmmm yup. A decade ago the Mom and Dad had probably not even met.

Nice try with the Peter Pan link but I didn't bite. I will try not to be vulgar hear but menopause is when the "thing that starts with V" closes up. That makes sex impossible. If you are talking about other forms of sex, they are technically known as sodomy, not sex. You can do that all day long with an 84 year old but it will not result in pregnancy. It will result in bad dreams for the rest of your life but if that's your thing then whatever.

Beerboy, Ritney needs help. Are you available this Wednesday for a therapy session? Oh, and how do you feel about stubble burn in your nether regions? Are you willing to sign a damage waiver?