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I have as much or more respect than anyone for old people but they should not be allowed to post here either. Luckily very few know how to turn on a computer so the percentage of old people on the internet is very low. That is the main reason the whole thing is so efficient and why our economy has taken off.

Pyrite Gal worshipper Martian worshipper

He didn't steal it. He merely infringed.

Ouch!

That's good. Keep it going. People will be thinking on the one hand he says he is Ed but on the other Ed would never make fun of a fellow New Jerseyian. You're confusing people. Keep it going. But you should wait until Ed gets back.

Call me a prude but I think that someone wanting sex with a race other than human should be ridiculed. There are gay animals in the wild, I think this proves some people are born gay. I don't think anyone has ever walked into the woods and saw a deer humping a fish. I think this proves interracial sex is unnatural. People should only have sex with people. I mean, if you want to have snails crawling all over you or something while there is another person involved that's one thing, but actually screwing a snail should be ridiculed.

Do you mean "Silent Scream" the abortion movie? Even though I know just about everything political, I am really not into politics. I don't see the connection with Logan's Run at all. Silent Scream is an old movie and probably has been debated on the politics board before. Go look for it over there. It's classic how some people can be so off with pronunciations. You usually see this with song lyrics, not movie titles. Soylent green? Soylent isn't even a word.

Yes, Logan's Run. I agree it was a grim concept, but brilliant. The best part of the movie was that it was taken from the bad guys point of view. It would be like if they did a WW II movie from Hitler's perspective. The movie tried to make you feel for the whining complainers that wanted to live despite harming the rest of society. Everything was written as if they were the heroes. The brilliance was in the authors willingness to stick with that theme. The overall point of the movie is that these types of people will forever hold back the human race because of their whining. They will be able to get other people to whine with them. Misery loves company or so they say. It is indeed grim knowing the bad guys will be able to do this. I'm sure everyone who watches that movie ends up depressed after it.

This is clearly the female bartender's fault. If she would have cut him after .08 he would have never done this.

I think he B word-slapped Daryl Hannah and her sisters.

I watched an old movie last night about a futuristical society. Everything there was pretty much perfect. They had some weird rules but nothing too hard or restricting. The society got maximum value from its people and offered the same in return. When people could no longer hold up their end of the bargain in giving maximum value back to society, the society defended itself. They did not pass judgement on these people but dealt with them. The people's ineptitude was not their fault, but it was a fact. Our society is often in a similar situation but we get too emotional. Our emotions hurt us all in the long run. This was the point of the movie; that we should be less emotional in the long run.......the "Logan's Run". What do you think? Have you seen it?

Why aren't you staying away to make people think you are actually Ed and on your honeymoon?

Probably old people.

That's incredible. Look, I don't begrudge homosexuals anything they do behind closed doors but I do get annoyed when they try to turn people into homosexuals. For you to search for a girl in Orchard Park and have some dude named Jeff thrust upon you is a clear promotion of an agenda. It is up to you to decide what to do, but if you're going to go that way, I think you should put some more thought into it and make your own decision. You should not let other people make decisions for you. Good luck with whatever you decide.

Orwellian is indeed short for Orson Wellsian. It is sort of a name for fat people. I'm not sure why they have that abbreviation because it is not that much shorter and it isn't really funny either. Now Mamacassian? That's humor. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but they are truly indecisive and slow. This does not only show up in donut lines, but any line. Most of them lived through the depression so they keep their money under their mattress. They dig it out in the morning and end up counting it out penny by penny at the donut counter. This is the only part that makes them a little more annoying than the normal donut buyer. The good news is that the annoyance is usually offset. When it is your turn, you get change back from what they had given. Usually there are wheat pennies and silver quarters and dimes and Buffalo nickels. You can go right to the coin dealer down the street and your donuts turn out being free. Watch out though because if you get a mercury dime it could cause cancer.

I have to agree. Usually these orwellian pigs eat them so fast that they don't even notice the flavor anyway.

Capri Sun addicts.

How much would you charge me to buy some of your "backup copies"? Oh wait, it's right there in your sig line.

For so many reasons. JHC has you so fooled you don't even heed my warnings. If Ed has a grand old time with the "Misses", I think the Missus might get a bit upset. You watch, Ed and JHC will both come back to the board at about the same time. You will buy into this like a fool. I will laugh at you.

No. Capri Sun is made by the Kraft corporation that also owns the Patriots which should not be a big surprise. The Canadian dog food scandal is probably a big mistake. More than likely, it is food meant for Canadian people, not dogs. People's ingestive systems, even Canadians, are far more advanced than dogs so the food is safe for people. I think the appendix helps filter out the bad stuff. Dogs don't have those. They probably shipped some down here and by our standards we thought it was for dogs and put it in the wrong aisle. This will be bad for old people. I have as much or more respect than anyone for them, but let's face it, they have shriveled up appendixes at their advanced age. When they steal this dog food and eat it, they are up the creek. I bet illegal immigrants from Canada can get a really good price on this stuff now. What ticks me off is that dead dogs are now yet another unforseen circumstance of illegal immigration. The sooner we build that fence, the better.

This guy is an absolute classic. He says he's getting married, just like Ed. Now he's going away for a few days to convince you doofusses that he really is Ed. I love this thread.

Are you serious?

Wrong thread.

Must be some pretty stupid people on the food production line. Does anyone know where this stuff originated?

Jesus H. Christ. He has most of this board believing his Ed imitation.