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ieatcrayonz

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  1. Reading thorugh this thread has reminded me of two questions. 1.. What kind of facial scrub do you guys use? 2. Do you now understand why I can make so many millions just by being a man?
  2. Those are really bad. The one I never understtod was "Their house is a museum, when people come to see-um, they really are a spree-um, the Addams family." I know it is just a silly song but what the is a Spree-um?
  3. http://en.rian.ru/analysis/20070329/62804715.html U.S.-Iranian war would bring Russia billions of dollars Yesterday's (Wednesday's) events have shown how economically beneficial the start of hostilities in the Persian Gulf might be for Russia. A reaction by commodity exchanges to mere rumors that Iran shelled a U.S. warship in the Gulf was typical. The rumors provoked a sharp rise in oil prices favorable to the Russian oil industry. If similar prices remained that high for a year, they would yield Russia a minimum of $10 billion in oil exports alone. Russia's fuel sector would profit even more if a real war were to begin in the Gulf. Currently, Iran supplies about 2.3 million barrels of oil to the world market daily, or 5.7% of world exports. In the event of a U.S. attack, Tehran has threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz, through which more than 20% of the world's oil exports pass. It is not unlikely that Iran would bomb neighbors' oil fields. One can only speculate what sort of a leap in oil prices could be prompted by such a development. "If Iranian oil quits the market, prices could shoot up to $80 and higher," said Dmitry Lukashov, an oil analyst with Zenit Bank. Alfa Bank oil analyst Konstantin Batunin saidthat "the prices could well spiral above $100". Gazprombank analyst Mikhail Zak agrees. With such a surge in prices, it is easy to calculate Russia's bounty from a war in Iran. Russian exports of oil and refined products in crude terms are about 7 million barrels a day. A one-off price increase of $10 would give Russia at least $25 billion a year, with the bulk of the money making it to the state budget. That would enable the government to overcome its tax shortfall, which was about 400 billion rubles ($15 billion) in the first two months of the year because of lower oil prices. Growing oil prices are also likely to benefit Russia indirectly. "Higher revenues for the treasury and companies would push up labor demand and inject life into the country's machine-building and construction sectors," Lukashov said. However, such a scenario, according to Batunin, would also "make the Russian economy more raw materials-dependent in the longer term."
  4. Interesting. Why is Tampa looking to dump this guy? I think the Bills could get real slick and draft Smjaskdshjga from ND with Baltimore's 7th rounder. The kid is struggling in baseball already and is an avid Bills fan.
  5. Martin is dead???? Look, I'll be the boss and I'll look out for you, but you can't go around threatening people like that.
  6. You know for a junior underling you sure do try to set policy a lot. Slash would get under her skin. That is good at times but not what this situation needs. Please just get the light saver and pipe down. You're ready. If you play your cards right I'll tell Billy Martin that you're his new second baseman.
  7. Why do you think I called you?
  8. I smell opportunity. Beerball, fire up the light saver.
  9. Don't call him Surely.
  10. I'm not clicking on the Peter Pan Link. Don't bother. Also, if you miss a squirrel that is sitting in a trap you need target practice.
  11. OK whatever. You said the sqirrel rotted it, which he can't. Certainly his urine could. I would still say get a "Have a Heart" trap because they work. Make sure to get one with a big opening because they won't go in if it is too small. Peanut Butter will definitely work. Also check for the hole in your garage and close the door. The hole should be obvious. Also, it is probably not a "he" and will probably be delivering a package soon. Have you seen it? If not, be careful. It could be a Fisher or other critter nastier than a squirrel. I think killing squirrels in NY State is illegal. There are fears of Malaria or rabies, I forgot which.
  12. Dumb Canadians are already on the job of killing dogs. He should trap the squirrel.
  13. I doubt the sun knows how to build a hexagon
  14. Squirrels don't rot wood. Before you kill it check for the real source of the rot. Water, bad construction and poor home maintenance are the likely culprits. Also, if you make sure you close the garage door at night he will probably get disinterested and find a new home. If he doesn't leave, you have a large hole somewhere. Squirrels are claustrophobic and will only come in through wide openings. Find it and plug it. If none of that works, get a "Have a Heart" trap, use Peanut Butter as bait and let it go a few miles away.
  15. Close. Bobbitation. You catch on quick.
  16. But Saturn has a hexagon. You're surely not saying that our activity has nothing to do with that. I find it highly unusual that we're here, with all our industry cranking along and a shape like that just randomly appears right in our solar system. We might not understand it but obviously we had something to do with it. God gave us our planet and solar system to use and protect. We should start protecting all of it.
  17. College Canadians!!!!! With a toothbrush!!!!!!!
  18. is solved While they're there, they could probably figure out a way to avoid the other 40%.
  19. On the way home check the trunk of your car. Some illegal aliens might see your tags and try to cross the border with you.
  20. I've never her met her but have seen her picture and Pyrite Gal is pretty cute. I use her photo as my profile photo. She also knows more about football than any woman in Baltimore.
  21. You're just setting up a Free Willy joke, aren't you.
  22. You're using the Googlebot to get yourself fed? You ate that meal didn't you? Googlebots don't eat. Do you take me for a fool? At least I caught it in time. Make sure he kills the white board, not the guy. If you hit the SD button pertaining to the guy, make sure you hit the alt key first. It would be amusing.
  23. When I told you to show the Googlebot a picture of the white board guy in the UPS commercials and then hit the "SD" button on the light saver, you understood that I meant for you to emphasize the white board and not the guy right? Please tell me you did that right.
  24. The subject was about bands, not individuals. Even so, David Bowie and Bruce Springsteen were both way better than Jethro Tull. You could even argue Peter Gabriel but he spent part of the time with Genesis.
  25. When I first read that I thought you meant here. It is crazy here but not like that.
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