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ieatcrayonz

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  1. If we dump clean up the city phony baloney boy we'll definitely need a QB to back up Edwards. I'd like to see that be a vet free agent but I can see going with a rookie. If it is a rookie it won't be Flacco for two reasons: 1, We can't afford a 2nd round pick 2. We need a QB with a similar style to Trent's. This is to be sure a transition is easy for the rest of the offense when Trent gets hurt again. If Flacco really has a strong arm, this would probably throw off everyone else's timing and the offense would sputter. A weak armed 6th rounder is a better fit for the Bills.
  2. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but . Can you imagine him having her help prepare him for the event? "OK sweetie, put my teeth in the jar over there.....move my compostory bag to the left......now fetch me the geritol bottle.....I'll let you have some of my cat food in the morning if you stick around." Gross.
  3. List of things that worked for Trent: 1. Balcony fashion 2. The entire Dallas game until the defense and special teams blew it 3. W/L record as a starter 4. Handing ball to Marshawn 5. Being compared to Joe Montana That list is very impressive for a rookie. Montana himself didn't even do that as a rookie so Trent will probably be even better. Things that failed for the Bills last year is a long list but on the top is: 1. BS clean up the city program initiated by loser QB that everyone should hate.
  4. If you're talking about Tim or Liz, you're right on the money. If you're talking about Matt then .
  5. Like most of you, I see a combination: Leadership = so so = Aaron Rodgers QB Smarts = decent = Damon Huard, Matt Schaub Durability = fine china= Chris Chandler, Trent Green Personality = none= Bernie Kosar Personal Smarts = = Aaron Brooks Arm strength = lingiuni = The Supermodels that play in the Super Bowl halftime show Future prospects for success at position= scant = Browning Nagle, Craig Whelihan Future prospects for success as part of team = ok with help = Jeff Hostetler, Mark Rypien Masculinity = fancy= Jeff Garcia Fashion = In a league of his own = Balcony Fashion. No one can compare. Overall, there are good and bad factors. Hopefully he can grow into being a slightly below average QB. That is worlds better than Losman wth his "clean up the city" BS. Plenty of teams have won the Super Bowl with pretty horrible QBs so I see no reason why a pretty bad one like Edwards can't win. Plus, the balcony fashion has a chance of reviving the Buffalo economy and keeping the Bills where they belong. I am very pro-Edwards and can't wait to see what happens in 08.
  6. You're a dude? In your post you referred to your pocket book. Are you Tom Brady?
  7. I have to disagree with you about Sonic. Look, fat loads annoy me too but Sonic is not the only place feeding these whales. You've got McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Ben, Krispy Kreme, Jerry, and lots of others. Sonic is hardly the #1 reason. Anyway, when I see a lard butt walking or scootering down the street, I have to assume they are mostly to blame for their own predicament. I don't mean everyone, just most. They may be scootering to Sonic, but there are skinny people walking in the door too. It's called discipline. I know as a woman you may have a different perspective and I can respect that but don't blame Sonic, just lay off the Cinna snacks.
  8. Squirell a la Pirelli.
  9. "I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but I hope the Secret Service pries this dude off of me before his compostory bag springs a leak."
  10. Two special teamers eh? I can see Bannister as a replacement for Andre Davis, but if I were Lindell I would be ticked about bringing in Scobee. Lindell had a good year last year and pushing him in this way is odd. Scobee is good, and might be a SLIGHT upgrade, but not worth the hassle.
  11. http://thegoodreverend.blogspot.com/2005/07/cat-killing.html Cat Killing? By now I'm sure you're familiar with the age-old adage, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." When my doctor said this to me the other day, it made me think: can the statement really be true? Although the idiom implies a causal link, let's take it at face value and assume that it is merely observing a correlation between the kitten mortality rate and the masturbation rate. Does such a correlation exist? Approximately 70,000 dogs and cats are born in the U.S. each day, or 25,567,500 each year. Of these, roughly 54%, or 13,806,450, are cats. Since 34.5% of cats don't live to see their first birthday, we can assume that about 4,763,225 kittens die each year in the United States alone. We'll take for granted that God in His divine Wisdom purposely smote each of these kittens. Let's assume that the idiom is talking only about male masturbation. Let's further assume, highly conservatively, that males do not start masturbating until they reach age 15. Of the total U.S. male population, 107,199,356 would then be masturbation-age males. Again, let's conservatively estimate that teenagers masturbate no more frequently than adults, and that all men masturbate an average of 20 times each month or 240 times per year. This means that each man in the United States masturbates approximately every 1.5 days. It also means that there are approximately 25,727,845,440 male masturbation sessions in the United States each year. There are nearly 26 billion male masturbation sessions in the U.S., yet there are fewer than five million kitten deaths annually. Far from a one-to-one correlation, there are 5401.5 masturbation sessions for every single kitten death. This means that the average American man can masturbate regularly for 22.5 years before he is responsible for the death of a single kitten. Indeed, with a life expectancy of less than 75 years, the average man will be responsible for only two or three kitten deaths in a lifetime of vigorous masturbation.
  12. I posted this on the politics board, where it belongs. You may also want to look up the Russian meaning for the word Pravda before you start making fun of this story.
  13. Imus should not have said what he said. It was degrading to women, but this thing has been blown out of proportion for political purposes. If you need any evidence, just look at what they named the Polar Bear cub. That is offensive to women but you don't see any zookeepers getting fired do you?
  14. Is Briggs liberal and Willis conservative?
  15. It is sad that Don Imus got fired. It is even sadder that yet again the government appears to be behind it. Imus had dug into an obvious conpiracy, or at least had some valid questions. Now he is being silenced. There have been many reports that a missile hit the Pentagon. There have also been reports that the WTC planes were remotely controlled. Imus is based in NYC and has many contacts. Maybe he got too close. His statements were not in proportion to his firing. This story is just starting.
  16. I have corrected some of the errors in previous posts. QB 3.5 RB 3.5 WR 3.5 TE 3.5 C 3.5 G 3.5 T 3.5 DE 3.5 DT 3.5 OLB 3.5 ILB 3.5 CB 3.5 SS 3.5 FS 3.5 K 3.5 P 3.5
  17. When I saw this thread title from the main board I thought it was Ed. I should have figured this out. Nothing against LSI but I hope Ed's wife lets him near a computer soon. I miss his posts on here. Ed if you read this from work or the libraray, please grow a set and tell your wife to let you use the computer. Relationships are a two way street. You have to compromise sometimes but you can't completely give things up and be a doormat. Come on.
  18. Don't laugh at him. Someone who knows everything about humor has informed us that he is not funny.
  19. I think Buffalo should get a Bass Pro. The one in Clarksville is cool. I don't agree with Tielman but do appreciate his efforts from when he played. I remember one awesome game against the Dolfelons. It may have even been in the playoffs.
  20. Canada Belgium Nursing home
  21. It's not like there is much technology up there. Those people probably just saw airplanes for the first time and did not know what they were.
  22. Does nappy mean sleepy eyed? Like they're tired?
  23. I really hope we get a break. I'd love to see the Cards, Lions and Raiders early in the year.
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