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And another thing about Bob Kraft, did you guys know that in addition to the Capri Sun Corporation, he owns Gillette which makes razors and stuff? I didn't know this until yesterday when I had to go to the grocery store of all places. I never go there as Ginny does all of the shopping. But now she doesn't want to go out what with a Werther's Original growing from the side of her neck and no one willing to help. It's about baseball sized now and showing no signs of stopping. Anyway I get to the store and notice there are about three trillion different types of Gillette razors. How the heck am I supposed to know which one I use? Since money is not an object I just bought one box of every variety but for most people they can't do this so it pissed me off as I am a man of the people. I looked up all sorts of stuff about Gillette and found out that Bob Kraft owns them or something. Anyway, how much cheating can one guy get away with? The Patriots, Capri Sun and Gillette all cheat. Is anyone noticing a pattern? What the heck will this guy do next? P.S. Since I have all of the extra razors I think I am going to play a practical joke on Sammy and shave him while he is asleep.

The bottom line is that the dumb Canadian bag lady would drink the reward in about 15 minutes while the dumb Canadian deceptive loser would gamble it away in Vegas in 15 minutes. Unless you own stock in MGM or Smirnoff, who cares?

Dude, it's Canada. A. They want to be just like Americans B. Too cold for grass to grow C. Profit D. ?????

What type of relationship do Chris Brown and Trent have exactly?

If you're talking about football careers your question is like asking "Who's smarter, the average Canadian Moose or the average Canadian human?". Well, the human may be a bit smarter, but does it really make a difference? I think Trent has a much better chance at a strong overall career based on apparel sales like gloves and stuff, but both should be well off financially if they manage their money.

Only 3 more days until the big verbal smack down.

If Buffalo knew he was still hurting and that his times would be bad, but "asked" him to throw a tantrum after, would that be tampering?

I agree with your thoughts here but after what you did to Ginny and your refusal to help, who are you to talk?

Are you going to help out Ginny or are you not going to help out Ginny?

Don't you mean "come on man", not "common man"?

The whole silica gel thing was supposed to be a secret on this board. If someone is feeding it to elephants there is gonna be a shortage. Either /dev or Beerboy are probably behind this.

Haven't you seen the new research that indicates there is not enough CO2? If we are going to try to fix the too much CO2 and not enough CO2 problems we are going to have to do it together. What you could do is drive the biggest SUV you can find to work. This will crank some serious CO2 into the atmosphere. Here is where the green strategy kicks in. At work, you will have left a very fuel efficient car. Hopefully it will not be a Honda Fit because they are gay, but whatever. You drive that car home. You are solving both problems. The only part I can't figure out is how to get the SUV back home and the efficient car back at work for the next day. Maybe you could hire someone. I hope this convinces you to help save the planet.

Ok dude, you are lucky. Ginyy is alive and well.....um, well sort of. We were able to derehydrate her with much effort but some of the extra stuff you swept up sort of got integrated into her. There are 4 or 5 visible things that came from the pile you swept. We are working on a program to get them removed but she seems embarrassed. 3 or 4 of the items are covered by her clothing but there is a Werther's Original prominently growing out of her neck. I know you like them so can you come over and suck that off her neck? This is your fault anyway so no whining. It will be a good experiment to see if it grows back. Be here around 9. Thanks.

In 6 days when BlueFire reads this on Fark he will cut you down to size.

Dude, she's the one who calls you "little fella" and gives you Werther's originals and pats you on the head. Or should I say: She's the one who CALLED you "little fella" and GAVE you Werther's originals and PATTED you on the head. See the difference?

Intersting. But as the premise of this thread stated via the video of the short haired hippy, we should try to do something about this by diverting all of our economic resources to fix the problem. Because we have two opposing points of view we will have to accomodate them both because what if we're wrong? No smiley face, that's what. Due to all of the stated factors, I am proposing that we divert half of our economic resources into trying to heat the Earth and the other half into trying to cool it. Actually, if we double taxes we will be able to put 100% into each problem. As the hippy states, it is pointless to argue about what is really happening so we should solve both the cooling and warming issues. If you'll allow me, I'd like to go off topic for just a sec. As you know, I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone, but let's face it, they usually smell pretty bad. As you also know, hippies smell awfully bad too. I don't have any respect for them. I hate them. What we're facing now as the hippy population ages is a sort of perfect storm of bad smells. As hippies, who already smell bad, age they will smell even worse due to the aging process. This problem will probably not pose a long term threat to society as eventually these morons will die off. In the short term it will probably make us all forget about cooling or warming and possibly divert another 100% of our resources to bad smells. This hippy/old person problem has already begun and demograpically will get worse before it gets better.

That's what I figured.

Dumb ad but if they wanted to get people angry they should have done it with Canada.

That was Ginny. You liked her didn't you?

All of these are good but if Trent ever lost his gloves that would really hurt.

I wanted the powder on the fourth floor of the pool house cleaned. Code name Lynn Z was over and left a mess. The fourth floor of the estate was where we were testing the derehydrator, remember?

If you're talking about Ed, that was a Family's pants thing, not a PPP thing. Speaking of people never being seen again, have you seen Ginny the maid?

Do you know what, I mean who, the powder was?

Did you use the hypoallergenic broom or the regular one? Which dustpan? What kind of envelope?

You picked a boring team to play on? What a surprise. Hey, did you ever clean up that powder on the fourth floor?