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Another thing you can do is charge old peoples accounts for those TV antennas instead of giving them away for free. Old biddies will pay anything to not miss "Days of Our Lives".

You've got it all wrong. If he was more like JP he'd be in trouble as the gun would have went off while he was cleaning it up.

Do you live near DaBlanc?

Also known as Billy. If you listen closely at the end of the video you can hear his Mom call him up to dinner.

Welcome to the club Pisston haters. This is the same group of morons that pull stunts and somehow manage to get others blamed. They have wrecked many teams but manage to survive. It is sickening.

Well I can't say that it is JP's fault, but if Hardy was more like Trent and wore girly gloves all the time, there would be no fingerprints and no story.

There is an age old axiom, I believe by Confucious, which say: "Don't rely on information from a rambling idiot who is probably not even wearing pants." You may want to put that to use here.

Hippies might think the "International Red Cross" is above reproach but in the real world we know they are commies. What do you think "red" stands for anyway?

All of my proof about Capri Sun and Kraft having control over people caused many people on this board to criticize me. It also caused a lot of threads to get moved or deleted because some of the moderators on here drink a lot of bevrages from the spilling bag. Now this happens and if I were to suggest that Goodell drinks Capri Sun the post would get deleted again. So I won't say it. I will say that all of my predictions have come true and Capri Sun sales are up along with sales of paper towels despite the slow economy. Not one consumer advocacy group has complained that this crap spills. .nuS irpaC sknird lledooG

Quoting hippies does not make you sound smarter. It makes people think you smell bad and smoke pot and wonder aloud "what if blue was really red, and red was really blue."

You are right to ignore truck bombings as they are really no big deal. Who needs trucks anyways? Maybe if we put everything into tiny little boxes and got real specific we could release all criminals and terrorists worldwide. They would see how nice we are and help us. They always say you attract more flies with sugar than with a pile of steaming dog crap. I'm not calling these guys flies but it is the best analogy I can think up. We have too much analogous steaming dog crap in our policy. If we showed these analogous non-flies a little more analogous sugar, I am sure they would talk us up back home.

"Born to Run" by Bruce Springstein. I know he is popular but he never really had another hit. "Wrap your hands cross my engines" is simply one of the greatest lyrics ever written by this musical genius.

If Hillary is winning how is it causing an elitist candidate to lose?

But if you don't give him habeus corpuscles, you will never know for sure whether he did it. We have a legal system for a reason. OJ can admit to the murders now all he wants but it is still better for America that he is roaming the streets. Don't you think it would be better if we gave this guy a lawyer so he could get off? He clearly doesn't know about his right to remain silent because of the Bush administration. If we gave him a lawyer to teach him, he would get out and go back home to tell everyone how great a country America was to him. He would be like the Yakov Smirnoff of the Middle East and instead of recruiting more terrorists like the current policy promotes, he would help recruit more friends or maybe start a comedy routine which promotes American ideals. The best thing would be if we caught Bin Laden and gave him a trial and he got off. Then the world would see how great we are. Right now, they can't see it.

There are many great ideas for saving social security. I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone, but let's face it, their buying habits aren't exactly diverse. If you get the government to initiate a mass purchase of gift certificates to restaurants with early bird specials, nickels for slot machines, and cat food at the grocery store, they could probably get a 50% discount based on volume. We have all read that these items represent roughly 73.6% of old people's purchases. At a 50% discount the government would save exactly 36.8% of the budget without even having to do anything. The old people would probably even feel like they are getting a better deal because they typically don't tip on the full amount, only the net. This is just one idea. You could also have a program that tricks them into going to entertainment events that no one else cares about like Opera, and Billy Joel concerts. Then you can charge their account 95% and they'll think they're getting a 5% discount. No one would have bought the tickets anyway so everyone wins. This has the risk of re-invigorating Billy Joel's ego, but so be it. Start importing doilies from China and watch the $$$$ roll in. When an old person wins the lotto just tell them they were reading the ticket incorrectly........$100 million in savings right there. You can't save much on energy since they all have their thermostats set at 52, but if you start selling thermostats where setting it at 52 results in 46, then you can save. There are many ways to save as you can clearly see, but I don't think the government cares about that.

If you consider the 92 different ways a severed head can roll down a flight of stairs interesting, then I suppose Hamas and Hezbollah are interesting.

Good one Dr. Canadapervstein. Try telling that to the border guard when your crossing over.

So 14 year old girls can do nude movies as long as they're set in Canada?

Stop messing with him. He has a vulgar avatar which clearly proves he is cool.

Please just tell me Canada is not one of the States he is planning on adding. Please.

Oh look, they missed a spot.

MNG, If you had set your expectations properly, as in zero, you would not have been disappointed. I'm surpised that Harold and Kumar would be your cup of tea.

PISStons

Did you take him for a spin in your Vette?

That's a role playing thing right? You sure know a lot about Ed. Classic thank you's in here.