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No way does he get that job with all the competition during the NBA offseason.

I may be going against the crowd on this one but overall sports history and tradition tends to let everyone participate. As Americans we are used to seeing the best of the best. But take a step back and look at the world as a whole. The Olympics allow third rate athletes from backwater countries in just based on the fact they live in backwater countries. If they truly picked all of the best athletes we would not have to put up with the nausea of watching "athletes" from places like Madagascar, Fiji, or Canada all helplessy flailing about in an effort to not finish last. But the world is a bigger place than America and sometimes we forget that. I say let everyone play.

I fixed that for you.

If it ain't Fark, does it really matter?

Dude, what have I told you about keeping the client list a secret?

Don't you think Mormon underage marriage is the least of his problems? Muslim terrorism is much more unpopular and I think Mormons can't absolve themselves just because they use a different word for the same religion?

Plus this

By the time August rolls around, it is freezing in Canada. The heating bills alone would squander any money made up there. Also, why practice in the cold when the US is warm for the firm 2+ months of the season?

Lamar drops back and frows the ball to Wormser. Touchdown. Hooray.

Maybe someone can pull a Tonya Kerrigan on Jackson and injure him so he can be more like Davis.

No and no. I instruct my banks, brokers, accountants, lawyers, proxies, and associates to adjust to the nearest dollar at the end of every month. This means if I have $1,362,458.49 at the end of the month in an account, the .49 goes straight to charity. I have a lot of accounts so you'd think they would be grateful but they're not. You should hear them complain when I have say $23,409,916.85 at the end of the month and ask them for the .15 to get to the nearest dollar. They cry like there is no tomorrow. As for the loonie, I don't think so. What currency can be stable when it is buried under ice 11.2 months of the year and managed by morons?

Ok so I was thinking : "What if Billy basement is right?" I mean even 38 year old teenagers who rant and rave while eating all of the Cheetoes mom can carry home from Safeway are right once in a while aren't they? He seems to have some technical knowledge from all of those years he spent playing dungeons and dragons with that Al Quaeda dude. So if he is right and all of these people will end up with no home and lots of debt and in need of even the most basic needs, I have one question: How do I best take advantage of them? Here is my current situation without getting into detail: Stock assets: 10 figures Real estate holdings : High 8 figures but I am worried given Billy's rant? Cash: 8 figures Precious metals: lots Cayman deposits: cannot disclose Do you guys think I should buy up all the land I can grab? How about if I buy up food and force these people into servitude? Any other good ideas?

I don't recall anyone in this thread called Quizmaster. Why do you keep changing things to get around facts? You love JP and hate Trent. Who cares? Just own up to it. Don't make up people and then put words in their mouth.

Have you ever heard of Bob Gibson?

Dude you are so right. Every good QB excels in every 4th quarter. Just look at Trent's game vs Dallas. If the defense and special teams don't blow it, that game is legendary. In the 4th quarter, he almost drove the Bills to the game clinching field goal. If he hadn't thrown one understandable weak out, which is still pretty good for a third round rookie, I think that the game would be hyped just below Elway's game in Cleveland.

2 + 2 = 4 and Trent beat the Jets twice. Bank on it.

Dude, did I say that was for me? I have a service business that is very discreet. I don't really like dealing with the IRS because my clients are mostly people who have secrets.

He has "it". Unfortunately, his "it" comes with an "sh" in front.

2 + 2 = 4 and Trent beat the Jets twice. Period.

Does anyone know if these tax increases are applied to under the table money for "services rendered"? Do they have any way of tracking that stuff?

Ok so Trent didn't beat the Jets twice. And you never see stats qith QBs "record as a starter". Keep living in your JP-induced shiny city dream world, but facts are facts and stats don't lie. They are just numbers. Let's be clear about one thing. Both Trent and JP stunk horribly last year. But Trent was pretty good for a third round rookie. He went on a streak of scoring more points against an opponent than any team on their schedule other than the ones they had played already. I haven't checked, but a third round rookie may have never done this before.

Does they teaches grammar in collage?

Be honest. In that picture does his throwing style resemble Lamar from "Revenge of the Nerds"? I said be honest.

It's fat.

Trent beat the Jets in both starts last year. Let's see Clean up the city boy do that. Plus, Holcomb has a great record against AFC opponents likes the Chiefs. Stats don't lie.