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Dude, Have you checked the security monitor for the double isolation corridor? She is channeling catwoman and scratching all the padding off the walls. You're paying for that.

Dude, I should have never listened to you about taking on code name Shawn Old as a client. Plus your code name is lousy. You told me she wasn't crazy anymore and she seemed ok for a while. I thought since she had overcome her demons she might be able to help Sammy. I have had him locked in the triple isolation core for about a month because he has been talking to himself and says he is talking to "the voices". So I sent code name Shawn in there to talk him out of it. I figured, if she did it, she can help him. Anyway, the two of them together was a bad combo. I had to let her out into the double isolation corridor because they were combining brainpower and plotting an escape with "the voices". Anyway, she is now wandering the double isolation corridor talking about getting a second chance to be catwoman whatever that means. Anyway, there are not too many other people in there at the moment so we are probably safe for a while but it will be hard to find a solution to this mess. Thanks again Beerboy.

Dude, Did that guy have to ask his uncle how to tie a tie because he was going to be on TV? If so, his uncle is clueless.

Alligator you doofus.

You're thinking of geometry, but trigonometry would be better for measuring distances. I was talking about where countries are on a map.

He may have been talking about old farts.

Ever heard of alligators? Plus, they can save the leather form all the dead cows. There will be a glut of supply for a while.

Hey college boy. Your link distinctly said the cow was from Argentina, which is pretty damn far from Holland. Maybe you should squeeze in a semester of geology.

How about fish? We only seem to eat the little ones like trout and stuff now but we could move on to some big ones like whales. It would cost some money but we could convert cow pastures into big fish tanks and breed some whales. It would take a while but once we did it, we'd be all set. I know it was only a movie, but they put one on the Enterprise in one of the Star Trek movies. I'm not sure which one, but it was one of the movies with the feminine captain that got his butt kicked by Liberace. We could also eat grains because there would be lots of leftovers due to lack of cows and other mammals. Other good non-mammal animal eats include Ostrich, Duck, Kangaroo, Chicken, Coral, and several types of insects. Monkey brains are good too but the rest goes to waste.

It is not just cows, it is all mammals. As for this: Why reduce something by 25% if you can get rid of it completely? As I have noted, we should kill all mammals so that humans may live. This is the only long term answer. Anyway, if you told a cow he had to eat clover and alfalfa, he would probably just say "shoot me" if he could talk. That one in the story with the ridiculous tank on its back probably jumped off the nearest cliff. Did they have to make the tank pink? It may seem cruel to kill all the mammals but let's face it, as humans we are the best speicies on the planet. If we have to kill mammals because they are inferior, it may be sad but it is not cruel or wrong like some of these hippies might tell you.

Not a bad place for a low budget vacation but bring your own sunblock. I once bought a French brand called matiere graisse or something like that and I fried. French people like to overtan.

In the immortal words you once heard from code name London Marriott: "Now you've got it". It's a different context, I know, but the same sentence applies.

Ok I'll explain it to you slowly. Mr. Wonderful started out this thread saying that Netflix and Trent are from the same town. He wondered if this was an omen. With Netflix you fill out a list and might get your third pick. It will probably turn out to be a horribly crappy movie but not bad for a 3rd pick which is another similarity to Trent. That is what Mr. Wonderful was pointing out but people didn't get it so I explained. Then Swift Sylvan said that some movies start out really really crappy like Trent but end up really really good. I pointed out that a movie that needs a strong lead but has Lamar from "Revenge of the Nerds" at the helm has very low odds of turning out to be a classic. You need a Paul Newman type. Lamar/Trent's limp wristed throwing style just won't cut it unless it is a comedy, but there is nothing wrong with comedy. Someone thought I was bashing Lamar, which I was not. I'm sure Swift will reply when he gets back from his yard where he is wishing really hard that a pile left by his dog turns into gold. To summarize Netflix = Trent = you don't get what you want but even though what you got was horrible it wasn't bad for a third choice and it was pretty cheap. I'm not sure but Brent Favre might have been Mr. Wonderful's first choice and he has been returned to the distribution center so maybe that is what he meant. Get it now? I don't know why I chose to defend Mr. Wonderful's original point, I just did. Plus, it is more of an analogy than an omen but who's splitting hairs?

I've got nothing against him. I'm just saying that they had to modify the equipment at the Adams Olympics to accomodate his limp wristed throwing style. He was perfect for the Nerd role. I just don't see him taking over the lead in the Rambo series. I also doubt the NFL will allow the Bills to modify the football to match the trowing style.

Sometimes that happens in movies but not when the actors are unwilling to take risks and are pampered like children. You can't go around treating these prima donnas with kid gloves and expect them to produce. When you need a Paul Newman in the lead role, you are not going to create a good movie by hiring the guy that played Lamar in "Revenge of the Nerds".

Now I'm supposed to monitor college kids who can't even post in the correct forum? What the Fark?

Did the movie you rented suck horribly but was actually pretty acceptable considering it was your 3rd choice?

They are going to have to put a sticker on Rachel Ray's behind, because when she farts there are more emissions than a fleet of Tahoes.

Oops, I'm a racist

Trent should definitely be on the ticket for the "Glove Day" giveaway.

Test passed and ok.....back to the auction. Maybe you can buy the Bionic Woman offerings.

She almost killed you Do you remember your fling with this one? She almost killed you and you thought the whole bionic thing was fake.

Trust me, $5 to $8 billion ain't what it used to be. Might as well make a few pooches happy what with Mormons cutting off their heads and all.

What are you talking about? Carl has been visitng Adolph for about three months. And Carl is a she. Anyway, the Bills biggest surprise will be that Edwards plays through the pain of a non-gloved hangnail in late September and puts up more points on Oakland than any team on their schedule except the ones they had played already.

Dude, I have a gig for you. Code name Bitsy Crinkley is going through a messy divorce and needs a little lovin. I know you have a thing for her. She doesn't have a lot of free time and needs someone with little stamina. What's your calendar look like between 3:12 and 3:14 tomorrow?