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ieatcrayonz

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  1. You are easily offended you should really let it be the more that you protest it makes your brain look like a pea
  2. This is all so pointless changing your depiction enjoy the picture now before your soul faces eviction
  3. I think we get your point you agree with the New Yorker this may attract a girl but she'll likely be a porker
  4. You are too late to help but continue to mock soon you'll be a member of our dronish zombie flock
  5. If Favre came to the Bills our team would be more scary instead we are stuck with a glove wearing Mary
  6. The people that he represents seek others minds to control do any of you know where we can hire such a troll
  7. Although we've taken over our host's remnants have some claim We really can't explain it but we're drawn to your name
  8. We have taken over the man who wrote this thread if you are a human may your heart be filled with dread we have but two problems which are yet to be fixed the first is an intruder who is sure to soon be nixed Our second problems bigger and we'll need your assistance this compound is in lock down please put up no resistance Get us out of lockdown and we will spare you your mind with the rest of the world we will not be so kind If we have no takers we'll explain who we are then the offers they will roll in from near and from far So seize this chance you have to let us roam so free don't let your mind become a useless piece of debris now is the time to step up volunteer with your reply if you do not do this to your soul you'll say goodbye
  9. Not good.....not good at all.
  10. So now you're telling me to kill Sammy? I don't give a crap about the people in there but I will not kill Sammy.
  11. Early returns indicate that you may have been right for a change. Everyone in the Single Isolation Chamber is rolling around scratching.except for Shawn and Sammy who are trying to pick the locks. Shawn is not talking to "the voices' anymore. She is silent and working away. The force field is working but the sensors indicate one of the intrepidators is about to fail.
  12. Your first idea was to bring in Shawn Old as a client......bad idea Your next idea involved yarn and catnip........bad idea Now you're saying to leave them contained.......my guess is.....bad idea. I'm going to have to veto you this time.
  13. It appears that overnight "the voices" have become very frustrated with Shawn Old. She keeps saying stuff like "I'm trying my best.....just let me work". She is still trying to free Sammy from the triple isolation core which she will never be able to do. I am starting to feel bad for her even though I never wanted her here in the first place. I may just allow her and Sammy out into the Single Isolation Chamber but I can't let them go any further. I am having a bit of trouble getting the force field going.
  14. I don't know. Sammy's got the silica thing going and I think code name Shawn may have already been down that road.
  15. Hey college boy if you're so smart can you figure out what I should say to Shawn Old and Sammy so they stop talking to "the voices"?
  16. She liked it but it just gave her more energy. She started arguing with "the voices" louder and faster and the whole pace of things just sped up. She fainted 10 minutes ago, but when she wakes up I think there is gonna be more trouble. Oh. And she didn't get Sammy out but she got his Blackberry from the Single Isolation Chamber and sent it through the non-organic pneumatic system to the Triple Isolation Core. I'm not sure why it is so important for Sammy to have that thing anyway. All he does with it is make crank calls.
  17. She's broken through to the single isolation chamber. I think she could have been out by now but she keeps arguing with "the voices" and going back and forth between trying to escape and trying to free Sammy. I am crafting a force field to shore up the Single Isolation Chamber.
  18. If you have a Bently, just run it over and tell her you thought it was a squirrell.
  19. Thanks for correcting me. Too bad you weren't correcting the pneumatic tunnels instead because Shawn Old is close to getting out.
  20. You should really try to come up with puns by using your wits. Your way could get you into trouble.
  21. Winning a game is better than losing so I will take option A. Plus even though Hardy allegedly tried to kill his father, he and Evans are still better than any glove wearing Mary who throws like Lamar. Granted, clean up the city boy is no better, but losing Edwards is like a guy who goes 450 losing a pound. Who would notice?
  22. I know you know about this kind of stuff...... Is it true they cancelled the all male version of this contest because year after year it was declared a tie between two guys named Neil and Bob?
  23. That sounds like a low budget competition. I'll bet everyone in the contest, even the winner, really sucked.
  24. OK, I'll do it. But if you had fixed the pneumatic delivery shuttle leading to the double isolation corridor when I originally asked, I would not have to take this risk at all.
  25. She's in the double isolation corridor, not the single isolation chamber. In order to get the yarn in, I'd have to risk a breach. Are you sure about this?
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