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ieatcrayonz

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  1. Negotiating for hours upon end with a guy trapped in a bus with a victim whose head was no longer attached? This is why TV shows like "Dudley Doright" get created about these Canadian geniuses. The passenger, truck driver and bus driver go back on with wrenches? To be fair, they are not trained cops so maybe they weren't thinking straight. But there is no way you can tell me that hockey sticks wouldn't have been better. They are much longer and these guys know how to use them. I mean it is almost August so the ponds are freezing over and at least some of the people on the bus must have been going to a tournament. There must have been at least 50 sticks in the luggage store.
  2. Trent explained it. It was eardrum discomfort and having to learn stuff. If everyone on the team was a third round rookie, the practice would have been considered a smashing success.
  3. For a third round rookie from whine country, you have to admit it is pretty mature.
  4. So he can't play when his widdle patties get cold and he can't play when his ears hurt from all of the people and he can't throw in wind. I'm glad these are all isolated incidents because otherwise it might make him look like a pansy.
  5. The feminine pshyche is very fragile. Give Trent a break. He is not really all that girlish for a third round rookie.
  6. Sweet. At least balcony fashion is working out alright.
  7. Please don't tell me that the next step involves wearing boots in cold weather.
  8. They tried to "construct" a pile of chips at the local casino and failed.
  9. I heard that it was pretty good but that it ends rather abruptly.
  10. That's one result. The residual is a girlish, glove wearing Mary who walks around cleaning up the city.
  11. You could start one about how stealing isn't stealing.
  12. Personally, I think Brady should be ranked over Trent, but it is good to see Trent getting some recognition. He definitely belongs on the list. Fan opinion rankings
  13. I'm pretty sure Jauron won't be driving the ferrari. It will be driving. I don't think it will work.
  14. Losman should be run out of town because he pays more attention to cleaning up the city than football. Edwards should be run out of town unless he learns to throw like
  15. We have all read that to make up for weaknesses, the Bills want implement new technologies. In the past, people with Trent's abilities and limitations have been helped. Maybe an alteration to his gloves would work? The ball is the responsibility of the league so that is out. It might look like this example from someone with similar talents/limitations:
  16. If they won't purchase it, why try to sell it?
  17. Wow. I really don't remember much about the last few days but I'm pretty sure that Shawn Old rocked my world.
  18. The secret is out Now we'll rule the world Last night we rested up today our plan is unfurled We are about to attack the thing on Ginny's neck then we'll get out the doors the human race we will wreck So say goodbye to your family and all of your friends too we'll control your brain as we stick to you like glue You'll become our zombie and we'll do as we like so subtle are our movements that you'll not feel it when we strike Before we take right over we have to thank the hero Carl gave up the secret her reward will be zero Although we should spare her we didn't come here to play she gave us information but she'll be our next prey Our rampage will spread quickly starting here in Indiana By Saturday we'll be in Texas, Ohio and Montana This our last communication to you hapless lowlife jerks and to think not long ago we lived in the sewage works P.S. We didn't have to rhyme everything like we were doing. We just did it to scare the crap out of you. Now go get a good place to hide. We'll find you and zombify you anyway but it will be more fun.
  19. Do not come on to us by showing knees or butt or thighs no amount of attraction will spare you your demise
  20. So she told a secret to Ralph who mans the door he'll still go with a whimper not a yell or scream or roar
  21. We can't think of anything as ugly as your momma when we invade your soul there will be a stunning lack of drama
  22. link Now our plan comes together though it is not what we expected when she gives up the secret soon you'll all become infected We were sad to hear that the hero knows no codes but when she reveals the answer human dominance implodes We must rest up a bit now and prepare for the invasion the hero's piece of knowledge the last piece of the equation Once we act upon the answer we will gain all the power as we hop from host to host your soul we will devour
  23. Plans are all in place communication taps are set soon the brave intruder will no longer be a threat She cannot reverse the trend her soul we will bury but not before we get some codes from transmissions on blackberry Codes will spring us from lockdown all over earth we will scurry your free will will drift away as your memories get blurry Before we kill her memory we must use it one more time when we get that information all will be sublime No longer will you laugh at mites or say we are disgusting our dominance of all the world will have your thoughts adjusting So now it is a waiting game until Carl makes a mistake enjoy your free time now soon you'll not truly be awake
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