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Reading comprehension much? I am totally stoked that most sex takes place for pleasure. Having sex for pleasure instead of procreation is the single biggest thing that separates us from animals. The pill allows for even more pleasure. This is what I said. This allows me to profit immensely so why would I argue? The only beef I have with the government is that doesn't pay for the pill all of the time for everyone. If you interpret the constitution properly, pleasure is guaranteed under equal protection and posse comitatus which means something pretty vulgar in latin. Therefore government should supply the pill to any man woman or child who wants it. I agree that right wingers are dopes but I don't think they want the government to supply the pill into bedrooms so your other comment confuses me. They are cramping my style on this but want the government out of the bedroom, not in. Personally, I say let 'em in. There are probably some freaks even in government and freaks mean profit. Left wingers confuse me on this too. They want the government to supply the pill to allow for pleasure but don't really advocate the government paying for stuff like Playstation and DVD rentals to also increase pleasure. This is an impediment to me making more profit and it irks me about the left. I am pretty sure it has to do with the hippy influence which was all about pleasure but way too focused on sex and drugs. Hippies are too wasted to be able to react quickly like is needed in Playstation. They are too myopic to see that plasure comes in different forms. You say tomato, I say tomato, so to speak. Dude, anyway, chill out, we agree about most of what you say.
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Man Almost Loses Johnson Humping Steel Bench
ieatcrayonz replied to Cornerville's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Dude. This thread left me wondering not what drives someone to hump a steel bench; rather it left me wondering what the hell you typed into Google to end up finding that article. -
On a side note, would you like to buy some insurance against extinction? If we keep polluting this planet you may have to buy more deodorant than usual because it will be hotter and you'll be even more sweaty. Deordorant can be costly, especially when the supply and demand gets all out of whack in the coming peril. For a small fee our policy covers deodorant overages and related costs such as additional medicine cabinet storage area. Basically you can consider yourself totally immune to the costs of extinction. This way if you become extinct, you will have no worries while all your neighbors will be scrambling around trying to reverse their extinction at their own expense. Our low introductory rate is $2,850 a month but it is less is February because that month is both cold and short. Say about $2,135. We accept Visa and cash. Let me know and I'll e-mail you a policy.
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No great society like Greece, or Rome was ever built without it. It is definitely one of the best things to happen in our society. It would really be a great thing for Canada to get someday, IMO but that is a whole other topic. There are so many things to like about the pill but the one I like the best is that it allows people to act without thinking. This is so cool because the less people think, the more money I can make off of them. They sort of get trained to run around looking for their next instantaneous pleasure which definitely helps build great societies because people like me can profit. Then we can create stuff that helps people think even less which means we can profit even more. The trick is to put in enough faulty pills so that some more dumb generations can be born. Other stuff in our society that have helped make it so great include: Movies which allow you to skip books which take way too long to read. Video games which allow kids to stay inside. Reality TV which allows us to show the real stars of our society and gives people something to which they can aspire. Gambling Booze Without these things our society would not be jack. This would mean that people would not want to cure diseases and stuff because why cure a disease if you live in a world without an invention like the pill? You'd be running around all day worrying that you knocked up some chick like John Edwards. Who in the heck wants to live in that kind of world? Nobody. That's who. And if nobody wants to live then why cure diseases? In many ways the pill is the driving force behind everything in our society. I think you have underrated by calling it "one of" the best things to happen in our society. Name one thing more imprtant to our society or any other.
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Define everywhere.
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First they said the dogs were shot in the back, now the rear. Which is it? Those are two totally different things. Your two possible reasons for this are: the cops have a policy of killing animals or individual cops really dig shooting dogs. This shows a bias against the cops because there are lots of other possible reasons. Like: they felt threatened or they panicked or lots of others. This doesn't make the cops perfect but your two reasons allow only for conspiracy and evil; showing your bias against cops. I didn't make up anything about you. The little squiggly thing at the end of my sentence is called a question mark. I am simply wondering why you hate cops. You link to one story about the cops botching what they thought was a drug arrest and another about them overstepping what was actually a drug arrest and come to the conclusion that this is happening everywhere. Please define everywhere. If you'd like, I can link thousands of articles about the cops arresting actual criminals and putting them behind bars. To me that is "happening everywhere", even though it isn't because there are parts of the country where nobody lives. One thing is for sure though, it is closer to being everywhere than your version. Yay drugs.
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The Mayor did not appear to do anything wrong during the incident itself. Nothing at all. Again, I am objetive so I can see that. He did trigger it by bringing 32 POUNDS of pot into his house but it is unclear whether he is a drug dealer. Give it time to sort itself out on that one. Where the Mayor clearly lied is when he said the cops shot his dog in the back while the dog was running away. IMPOSSIBLE. Why would he just lie like that if he was 100% innocent? Again, I never said that cops are all perfect. You seem to say that they are all villians and the poor guy who got the crap beat out of him was just walking down the street. They may have gotten out of control and they have paid with their jobs. That means the system is working either perfectly or in favor a criminals. That is good. I know I don't want to live in a country where I can't go rob some Oxycondone without fear of getting beat up. Your premise is flawed. Do you think we just shouldn't have cops at all? Are you mad that you got pulled over for speeding one time or something?
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Everywhere we turn the cops are running wild. You haven't posted one story about where the cops got it right, but you don't have an ax to grind? And you left that out. Dude, the Mayor lied as part of the investigation. Again I will say that maybe the cops were not 100% right, but can you admit that the Mayor handled it badly too? Plus, what is the deal about having his civil rights violated? The dude looks white to me.
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Dude, if you're going to call me out, at least get your facts straight. I have been the voice of reason saying let all of the facts come out. You are the one saying all cops are criminals and all criminals like this guy are innocent. The facts are not all out but don't you find it odd that the mayor has already been caught in a blatant lie?
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Edwards threw a 70 yard TD to Hardy
ieatcrayonz replied to PNW_Bills_Fan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Gloves, slippers, what's the difference? -
Edwards threw a 70 yard TD to Hardy
ieatcrayonz replied to PNW_Bills_Fan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It was pretty good. -
You are pretty much correct but at some point he would have to stevestojan, wouldn't he?
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This is the result of having to pander to stupidity
ieatcrayonz replied to Adam's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
If you're going to start a thread like this, fine. But if you use a title like that, no one is going to click on it because they will think it is about Canada. -
I bet the kool aid drinkers and Losman haters...
ieatcrayonz replied to 1billsfan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Did he wear gloves? Green Bay can be chilly. -
Vocabulary and making money
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Other than docking fees on what is currently land, all of your proposals have costs. Keep in mind, I'm trying to make money from the loons that believe this hooey without actually doing anything. Think Al Gore. I'm trying to do that by "helping people cope with extinction". Thanks for helping though. Keep trying but just keep to my parameters. On a side note, would you like to buy some insurance against extinction? If we keep polluting this planet you may have to buy more deodorant than usual because it will be hotter and you'll be even more sweaty. Deordorant can be costly, especially when the supply and demand gets all out of whack in the coming peril. For a small fee our policy covers deodorant overages and related costs such as additional medicine cabinet storage area. Basically you can consider yourself totally immune to the costs of extinction. This way if you become extinct, you will have no worries while all your neighbors will be scrambling around trying to reverse their extinction at their own expense. Our low introductory rate is $2,850 a month but it is less is February because that month is both cold and short. Say about $2,135. We accept Visa and cash. Let me know and I'll e-mail you a policy. -
Vocabulary and making money
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
I'm trying to make money. What you describe is a secondary market. There are WAAAAAAAAAAY too many morons who think the world is getting hotter because they drove to work. Even if it went up a few degrees, people wouldn't get extinction, so selling the extinction insurance has low cost. Plus, how does one measure stink anyway? I can just tell them they smell fine or they stink for non-global warming reasons so their claim is invalid. After I get every last dime out of these complete morons I can go after the secondary market morons with t-shirts and stuff. On a side note, would you like to buy some insurance against extinction? If we keep polluting this planet you may have to buy more deodorant than usual because it will be hotter and you'll be even more sweaty. Deordorant can be costly, especially when the supply and demand gets all out of whack in the coming peril. For a small fee our policy covers deodorant overages and related costs such as additional medicine cabinet storage area. Basically you can consider yourself totally immune to the costs of extinction. This way if you become extinct, you will have no worries while all your neighbors will be scrambling around trying to reverse their extinction at their own expense. Our low introductory rate is $2,850 a month but it is less is February because that month is both cold and short. Say about $2,135. We accept Visa and cash. Let me know and I'll e-mail you a policy. -
“The Americans? We’re going to smash them"
ieatcrayonz replied to stevestojan's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I never understand why people get excited by beating France in any sort of competition such as sports or war. It is basically as tough as being smarter than a Canadian. -
Vocabulary and making money
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
Oh this would be a great idea if fossilizing someone properly didn't cost $4M. Plus I hardly think someone wants to get turned into a rock in order to avoid a little BO. -
Funny how people who are critical of Trent and have bad grammar are the worst kind of bad grammar people there are.
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I bet the kool aid drinkers and Losman haters...
ieatcrayonz replied to 1billsfan's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I think it means if you have a bad meal, try not to burp a lot. -
Vocabulary and making money
ieatcrayonz replied to ieatcrayonz's topic in Politics, Polls, and Pundits
A couple of things. I'm pretty sure that snails, owls and Republicans all already stink. I'd have to charge VERY high premiums, which is ok, and/or pay out large benefits, which is NOT OK. Plus, the money won't be rolled into anything except for my pocket and maybe 1.4% of yours. I have to reject this idea but it shows enough promise that I hope you keep trying. -
I need a little help. This article talks about global warming. I have been wanting to make money off of this hooey for a long time now but the field is littered with competition. Al Gore is selling "carbon credits" which is like selling "nothing". He is getting rich and obviously eating well. More power to him. Anyway, the article talks about a new thing with global warming called "extinction". That is a long word and I don't really care what it means because it sounds like people will be scared of it. The question is how do I make money from it? I will pay you 1.4% if you come up with a sellable idea that I use. My first idea is to come out with some "extinction deodorant" because extinction has the word "stink" in it. If I use that I won't pay any royalties, but am open to better ideas because extinction deordorant has manufacturing costs. Maybe extinction insurance will work, but I don't want a rush of claims from smelly people like hippies.
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Jimmy, Is "decorum" French for "Commie lover"?