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You are so right. We are WAAAAAY better off at QB than the Colts. Glove wearing Mary and Clean up the City Boy may have their weaknesses, but the Colts are in bad shape. I know they are saying Manning will be back but will he be the same after having his sac removed?

Hey....Pregnant Goose. Coach wants to talk to you.

EGYLM, What do you think about the whole thing with Biden stealing speeches and stuff like that? I know this will get him the votes of Patriots fans but that is a dem state anyway. Do you think it will bug people who aren't thieves and cheaters at all?

What do you think about Clinton? I think it would work out for everyone, especially Bill. He could have endless games of "Up periscope" at the observatory and Hillary would be off of his back because she would be too busy.

Dude. I have a Googlebt and he is programmed to be able to speak directly with god. I talk to the man all of the time. Trust me. If you choose to listen to this guy on Youtube who is obviously a complete dweeb just trying to get laid, fine. If you choose to believe him instead of the dude I talk to via Googlebot, you are in a world of hurt.

I did a thread about Obama and how it would be smart for him to pick Tancredo so I will do one for McCain. McCain is about to select his running mate and it is said to be down to Romney, Lieberman, Pawlenty some young governor named Bobby and a couple of other idiots who I forgot. I think the most logical choice is Romney based on general stuff but I think that this would take away one of McCain's advantages. Romney is a Mormon and although sad, McCain is getting some votes because Obama's name sounds Mormon and his middle name is Hussein which is obviously Mormon. If he takes Romney, he loses those votes. He can't afford that. A young guy named Bobby sounds like a pretty dumb idea. Lieberman would be good for the surprise factor but he wouldn't be a big surprise anymore so scratch that. Pawlenty sounds so boring I am wondering if he is a Belgium. The Edwards surprise is out because of the love child thing. Anyway, believe it or not, I think the pick will be Clinton. Not Hillary......Bill. Think about it. You know he is pissed at Obama. As VP he would have gobs of time and access to all sorts of women. You know he could be a lot more discreet in the Naval Observatory than in the Oval Office and he could tell chicks to "come over and I'll let you expand my telescope". Hillary would be on board because between Bill's orgies and McCain's daily visit to the loony bin for treatments, she would be running the show. McCain wins because he picks up tons of Democrat votes because most Democrats are closet racists. He still gets the Republican votes because although Republicans hate women, Hillary's name is not technically on the ticket. I don't think McCain has the brains to think this whole thing through so he might not do it, but if he does he is a winner.

Does anyone think that maybe they rounded up a bunch of local kids that were decent but not great players and had them play "for Saudi Arabia"? Think about it. After a few years go by no one will remember what the kids looked like, but the scores will be in the official scorebook. It will look like Saudi Arabia really sucks at baseball. Granted it is small, but it could be part of psychological warfare.

I wonder if the sweatpants are part of his new balcony fashion 08 line.

Nice language. And whine country is close enough to wine country. Anyway, do you know what Los Gatos are in English? The Cats. What is a nickname for cat?

Were you born in whine country and were you a glove wearing Mary? Sometimes that stuff can make "injuries" take longer to "heal". This guy makes Jonas Jennings look like Cal Ripken.

He also said Obama was "clean". This too was taken as racist when clearly it was because Obama had just showered and smelled as fresh as a misty spring morning. Tancredo will not pander to Obama's race and is clearly a better match. I think it will be Tom.

Dude. You saw it too. Three of the kids were named Josh.

So I was watching the LLWS and the team from Saudi Arabia was getting crushed. This was not a surprise. The surprise was that everyone on the team was lily white and named something like Billy or Jimmy. Does Saudi Arabia really have to kiss up to the USA and make us think their people all look like us? The USA is pretty accepting of different cultures. If you ask me, this is reverse racism on the part of the Saudis and it obviosly has some sort of political agenda. They can just say the kids are named Billy and Jimmy, but how many coerced surgeries did they put these kids through to get them to look like that? That is sick.

Any Tancredo buzz?

Obama has selected his running mate and it is said to be down to 5. Bayh, Biden, Kaine, Clinton and the governor of Kansas who is a woman and has a long name. Anyway, the article said the ladies were longshots. Prediction 1: It will be Tom Tancredo. This will gain some Republican voters and make Obama look tougher. Prediction 2: If prediction 1 is true he gets my vote and I am in a swing state. I would have preferred Edwards/Tancredo or the reverse, but I'll take this. P.S. I don't think McCain will take Edwards with all of this baby stuff going on which is bad timing for the McCain campaign.

Ready to put up some goose eggs at any time. Get it?

The first and 4th are short and sweet but I prefer "The pregnant Goose".....just keep putting up those eggs. I think #2 is unfair but had to include it because it was in the news for so long. I wanted to include something about Lynch taking the rap for him on the Chippewa incident but couldn't think of a good nickname. "Say you were driving so they don't Lynch me." and "I don't brake for Drunk Canadian Broads." were too long for a nickname.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece Fiend had 'sex with 400 cows' A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy. Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them. But police say it is even more bizarre. They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them. Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies. Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?eurl=http%3A%...p;v=Y-m99wIqJnc And a star is born....

Shouldn't you call your insurance company?

If the Bills wanted that kind of production they could have drafted a pregnant goose. Get it? Goose eggs. It is early but at this point you would have to think they are glad they drafted S. Johnson for insurance against this kind of thing.

Do you mean curve sign instead of sign curve? One time I didn't see a curve sign and ran right into the learning curb. It's funny, those learning curbs really did their job. When I was 16 I was not a good driver but now I haven't had a day in years without hitting at least one squirrel.

He may not make it to the middle of the season. I could see if he had minimal stats but all 0? He could very well be one of the last cuts. He was a high draft choice so they will give him a long look, but he is fighting for a roster spot at this point. I agree there is a learning curb. There is a learning curb with everything. When I was 16 my dad was pissed at me because I was ruining a lot of tires. I had to tell him it was because of the learning curb and that he should just chill out.

JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ZITZ GALORE DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO DECIDE WHAT DRUG ALL PHARMACIES SHOULD CARRY. THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS SUCH AS CLEARASIL AND SAND PAPER.

Dude, I agree with your end result but come on. If you have zitz just buy a tube of Clearasil. Don't come crying on a message board.