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The official published stats say they are longer than this thread but I think this is a tad overstated and that this thread is probably longer.

There is a 14% chance that any given peson will buy that. So probably.

I notice this thread is up to 14 pages which means it is probably the longest thread ever even though that fake football thread went to over 100.

14%? Probably. If I could find a definitive source that showed that, I would think it was a tad off, based on what I think. And I don't despise Canada, I pity it. Did the Baldwins move to Canada? Well, the food supply will certainly diminish.

73.4% of porcelain dolls disagree with you.

14% is "probably? In Canada maybe. And the source you yourself chose to use for statistics is a tad misrepresented? What would you think is a better source? The justnzane actuarial table? What percentage does that give?

Followed shortly by Bob and Doug McKenizie explaining string theory.

Did you commute to Canada to take your math classes?

Are you talking about Jason Peters?

This makes no sense as Hillary wears pants suits.

I think the NYPD knows a hippy when they see one. Then the guy runs crying to the ACLU proving he is in fact a hippy.

I agree with you that Barack is a pretty bad name but can also see how some people might like it. People in the science fiction crowd don't usually name their kids weird stuff based on their own hobbies but Barack is an exception. When that robot got out of the spaceship and said "Barack, Claatu, Niktu" it was a very moving scene. I think maybe his parents take movies a little bit too seriously but at least their heart was in the right place.

Plus they have a long border with Canada which would put stress on anyone. She probably named her kid Trig to leave the Canadians in an even more perpetual state of confusion.

You can't even stay away from references to Trent's arm strength in a politics thread? I'll bet anything this chick wears gloves being from Alaska and all. That will get the balcony fashion vote.

73.4% of porcelain dolls share your concern.

That dude is definitely a future serial killer. Be careful.

So an inverse.

What percentage of porcelain dolls is he tougher than?

I have a "pet peave" for people who can't spell PEEVE and only like Werther's Originals under optimum conditions.

Dude. Watch the news. Putin is the next president of Germany. It's just a matter of time.

Nice try but I don't click on tose Peter Pan links. Maybe I was wrong about Elfman, but it was definitely no LeBrock.

Beards are nice but you can't sell 'em. Gloves sell.

I'm pretty sure it was Jenna Elfman. I think after she married Van Dam that LeBrock stopped acting in movies. This movie came out after she was married.

He didn't quite die in Weird Science but Jenna Elfman turned him into a blob of goo.