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I'll tell you one guy that should apologize to Jauron: Bill Walsh. He called up and told Jauron to draft that loser? I guess it's too late to apologize now. Maybe it was his last practical joke.

Your thread title is misleading. The article you linked described Al Gore's ruse. Al Gore's plan is to separate you from your money while producing nothing of value and yet running his mouth the entire time. Don't get me wrong, I think it is a brilliant plan, and will almost certainly work on you, but don't confuse the ruse and the plan. The ruse is ALWAYS just a part of the plan.

Actually our punter is a problem. Moorman has two consecutive O's. This reminds Mormons of the Moors and the whole Spain thing from a while back. We may have to ditch the punter to succeed.

I know Obama is not a Mormon but his name sounds like it. His middle name is even Hussein. How much more Mormon can you get? He seems to be doing ok so far but the big thing is that the guy he is replacing really sucks and the guy before that sucked too. Could lightning strike twice with Hamdan? His name sounds very Mormon, the guy he would be replacing sucks out loud and the guy before that sucked too. Coincidence?

At least you got paid for it.

Not even Trent's "itstorm"? Order now and he'll throw in the "sh" for free.

If we had a coach in here who yelled and screamed all the time our "top 27 in the league maybe" QB would have went off crying back to Los Gatos by now for sure.

Los Gatos to be exact. And with the glove to prove it.

To be fair to Trent I have not heard him use the concussion as an excuse. It has only been the ridiculous "Trent is in the top 27" fan boys. Trent usually gives the same blank stare and "Uhhhhhh" type answer both pre and post concussion.

Well clearly you should think Trent is the next Tom Brady because that was the only comparison made.

I find it amusing that people are listing QBs that are not even starters in a ridiculous effort to cast Edwards as a top 27 QB in the NFL. What must they have thought when they were compiling their list? "He's better than....well.......nope.......um........I guess I'll list guys that are injury replacements or benched or former pro bowlers on the league's worst team....yeah that's the ticket...that'll stick. I knew Edwards was in the top 27." Meanwhile on the board we have a top 10 list of reasons the Bills lost yesterday which does not even include Edwards. What? Jauron, prominently listed as a reason for failure is supposed to shoot laser beams out of his eyes to deflect Edwards poor throws. Maybe a mind control ray could make Edwards have better decision making. Face it. Edwards is JP with a weak arm and no fire. The Bills do face an easy schedule and if the defense gets healthy in time could win a few more games. Maybe even 5 realistically. If they do, it will most likely be in spite of Edwards.

The good news is that Edwards didn't even crack the top 10 so you probably drank yourself completely blind.

I am a man of great means and I get many angles from which to view a game. There were several plays that were wide open for Edwards today and he botched every one. The 1st quarter pick was a play on which he missed a completely open Evans. At least he saw that one. On the play where he threw the ball away to avoid a sack, Jackson was open with 40 yards of green in front of him. He missed Parrish WIDE open, maybe for 6 on another and instead threw to a covered Royal. Hoover and Oreck only wish they could make products that suck half as much as Edwards has sucked the last 3 weeks. JP may not be the answer as he makes similar reads to Edwards, but at least the defense has to cover more than 14 yards downfield. I don't see why the Bills would not spend a high draft pick on QB. The rookie will need a few years to adjust and JP will be gone anyway. We might as well let Edwards play for another year or two to get us high draft picks.

That is my best guesstimate for when people will stop blaming Trent's horrific play on his concussion. "He looks tentative....he holds the ball too long.....he arm is even weaker than usual".....Newsflash: He Sucks. And no this post is not intended to say JP is better. That is meaningless. Trent is horrible. Name 5 starters in the NFL that are worse than Trent Edwards. I come up with O'Sullivan, Whoever is playing for the Lions, and Thigpen. Got 2 more?

If Joe is such a moron how does it prove that welfare helped him? Wouldn't it prove that welfare hurt him? He is a moron after all.

It's math related. You may not have gotten that far at Cornell yet. What year are you in?

I hear what you're saying but I don't think the Titans are a good example. Maybe Denver. Granted Trent's weak arm allows teams to stack the box against us. And yes, opening it up even just a little like Kerry Collins can would help. Collins is old though and he may tire as the season goes on. I doubt his arm will get tired enough to degrade to an Edwards level, but it still may hurt Johnson a bit. I think Cutler is a better example of how a strong armed QB can help a guy like Lynch.

To be fair I don't think collecting Barbie dolls makes people gay. It merely exposes a fear of actual girls.

Dude I know the government can be harsh but I seriously doubt they would mess with a guy's Fantasy Football League because he delivered a gun a few hours early.

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Dude. I charge for advice like that. Don't just give away corporate secrets for free on message boards. Trainees. Sheesh.

I have been reading this board a lot and it seems everyone thinks Palin is dumb to an almost Canadian level. If this is true, she could very well pick a democrat by accident.

The west is better because they play each other more. That is why they will end the season with less points overall than the East. The East gets to play more Eastern teams, thus more wins.