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I agree with you. Some of the geniuses on this board get all fixated on physics and stuff. If we can saves billions, why not invest trillions to do it?

The pipes would rust.

With the inevitable Edwards=Brady comparison thrown in as a bonus.

So we lost to the Pats because of the crappy defense and we lost to the Cards because of JP?

I have highlighted the part of the ruse plan that Al would enact first.

You are so right. Have you seen Edwards JP's are nothing like that.

That thing is broken. I tried 3 things. All of them came back with: "That text is not likely to be stupid." The three things I tried, in reverse order of stupidity were: Case closed.

Let's be clear. I asked what you'd be screaming. Not her. A blank stare and looking at one's watch does not constitute screaming.

Think "kitty". That's a little closer.

Kurt Warner has an actual arm and an injured hand and is not a "los Gato".

Did he have a weak arm like Trent?

Careful. I pointed that out a few weeks back and got a 6 page thread of name calling.

This thread is to make fun of Jauron, not Trent.

Then buy a used SUV you doofus. There will be thousands for the taking.

The Jets defense didn't have much problem moving the ball downfield for 94 yard touchdowns against Trent's arm either.

So you are saying that if we had better losses, like our loss to the Cardinals, we would be better in tie-breakers?

There has also never been one captained by a Glove wearing Mary from "Los Gatos". Coincidence?

".....in this league".

Dude that is way too much information. Not just for the regular reasons which are bad enough but now you've gone and reminded Cincy of the old days. He won't be posting for a few days and every library in the country will be missing pictures of Dolly Madison. And another thing. I know you have stated you are an atheist. Do you think if you ever managed to coax Heidi Klum into a tryst, that she be turned off when you started yelling "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin" "Oh, possible creator of undetermined origin"?

I don't think it is so much that. We definitely should realize that they both suck. Horribly. They make terrible reads, and sometimes make terrible throws. The thing is at least Losman can throw the ball farther than the average PPK contestant. I realize he still sucks and we'll probably still lose, but at least our team will give off some vibe of masculinity. I know he'll leave at the end of the season anyway, but if the Bills are going to stink it up, do we really want to watch a glove wearing Mary too? The weather hasn't even been bad yet. Do you think Free Agents are really going to want to join a team led by a "Los Gatos" native who wears gloves?

Tack an "sh" on the front and you'll understand.

Maybe they were trying to be nice to Trent by not exposing even more of his crapiness to the world. Don't get me wrong, I know when they looked like this against Arizona it was definitely JP's fault, what I'm saying is that maybe the NE drive was on purpose in support of their gloved captain.

Was that Trent excuse #14A or was it 17.9? I've sort of lost track.

The amazing concussion excuse. It lasts longer than an Everlasting Gobstopper and it explains high throws, low throws, dumb throws, no throws.

On Monday night they typically have a player announce the starting lineups for TV. Trent will be announcing ours. The extra blanks stares and "Uhhhhhhhh's" will easily cause 15 minutes to be lost. That is only 1.5 minutes per player excluding himself.