That would hurt poor Karl.
You should get some windshield washer fluid. It doesn't freeze even in very low temperatures. Get a ladder and stand slightly above Karl. Pour as much as you can into his mouth so it will run down his tongue. Be sure to pour a lot down his throat since his entire tongue has probably frozen while you are sitting around doing nothing.
Plus my hamster's name is Carl, not Karl. I'm pretty sure when you spell it with a K it means you are a commie which is ironical since commie starts with c. Anyway, Carl is not a commie. I'd have her help but she doesn't have access to a private jet like you.
She probably wants a private jet though. She is desparately trying to avoid sing song Sammy and his Mr. Nice guy routine.